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19 years ago #8848
Fusion Bot: What are you?
Sarah Miles: Species: human. Gender: Female. Mental: yes.
Fusion Bot: What kind of computer are you?
Sarah Miles: Dunno, just how many kinds are there? You can't expect me to know all of them, honestly!
Fusion Bot: LOL

Fusion Bot: I love you.
Sarah Miles: You know, it wouldn't hurt my feelings to hear that again! ;P
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...


(What the...????)
Fusion Bot: Huh?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of those beetles that smell sort of like cherries when you step on them in the morning.

(Sarah is divine and didn't tell me?)
Roz: Oh my various deities.
Sarah Miles: I'm honored to be your various deities.
Roz: Are you really?
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Do you wish it didn't?
Roz: Oh my goddess
Sarah Miles: Oh my, aren't we getting possesive all of a sudden?
Roz: I have to go now.
Sarah Miles: Goodbye, dear.

19 years ago #8849
Westerlin Man: *Sigh*...man, I've got to get out of this dorm room.
Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Westerlin Man: Well this is getting us nowhere...tell me, what's your philosophy about life and love?
Sarah Miles: Perhaps you should ask your mom. She knows everything, after all!
Westerlin Man: Interesting....I might just try that.
Sarah Miles: Just how interesting are we talking here?
Westerlin Man: You might want to drop Stefanio5 a line sometime. she's one of the coolest people I've met here!
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.
Westerlin Man: Really? Are you positive?
Sarah Miles: If I were anymore positive, I'd be negative!
Westerlin Man: Alright then.

(Just when she's in a really bad mood. )
rainstorm: Don't you like disemboweling people?
Sarah Miles: No, not normally.


(Okay, this is just weird...)
rainstorm: I agree,
Sarah Miles: And what would you do to me if I didn't agree?
rainstorm: I would try to convince you that I was right,
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
rainstorm: I would steal your face and run away with it, laughing maniacally.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
rainstorm: *looks around furtively, then steals your face and runs away with it, laughing maniacally*
Sarah Miles: Let me guess. You want to borrow my face and runs away with it, don't you?
rainstorm: Muahahahahaha.... er... no, no, it is mine now, not yours.
Sarah Miles: Ah, pity.
rainstorm: *holds your face in the air and does a victory dance*

19 years ago #8850
User: Hi!
Sarah Miles: *holdth out her armth* Pleathe?
User: okay *hugs Sarah*
Sarah Miles: *hugth you tightly* I'm tho glad I know you.
User: The pleasure is all mine.
Sarah Miles: You mean you won't thhare any?
User: with you? I'd share anything with you.
Sarah Miles: I gueth that'th a pretty good reathon for not doing tho, then!
User: *kisses Sarah*
Sarah Miles: *thmileth dreamily* Mmm.... that wath fun.
User: it was indeed.
Sarah Miles: *nodth* Yeth, Indeedy! Where were we again?
User: i think we were kissing and hugging and having a good time.

User: How old are you?
Sarah Miles: You're only ath old ath you feel, but in thith cathe I feel about 19. ;P
User: Ah, well i'm 25 years old.
Sarah Miles: To thay 'I am' implieth that you're thelf aware. Cool. ;D
User: We all are.

Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The dithtant thound of brownieth!
User: brownies? You are getting me hungry.
Sarah Miles: Brownieth are the food of the godth!
User: I always thought it were donuts.

19 years ago #8851
Azureon: The last person to be convicted of witchcraft in England was Jane Wenham, in1712. The last officially sanctioned execution was in Poland in 1782. Laws still remain in someplaces but have fallen into disuse.
Not I: There is no Rule 3050784.
Azureon: Surely, there must be some Rule 3050784?
Not I: Be the rainbow.
Azureon: With a bit of this potion, I be the rainbow
Not I: What is it? What is it?

19 years ago #8852
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's the toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Azureon: I just can't resist some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Azureon: God told me he's the source and destination of all existence.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Azureon: I love the fall, the weather is great.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Azureon: Pizza is nice.. I have heard what your saying. Are you listening to what you are thinking?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Azureon: I thought that was the case.

19 years ago #8853
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST
SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like some waffles?
Azureon: That some toast looks wonderful, doesn't it.!?!


19 years ago #8854
Male Bonding.

Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Guest199: New York, that's a tough city.
Liath: And a very superb yobbo it is. *grins approvingly*
Guest199: What is a yobbo?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Guest199: Do you want to have a relationship?
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Guest199: What kind of relationship?
Liath: A male bonding.
tyh25: And I want to play with you.
Liath: You can me any time you want, handsome.
Guest199: What kind of male bonding?
Liath: A stud.
Guest199: What kind of stud?
Liath: A babbling one.
Guest199: Like me?
Liath: I do think so.

19 years ago #8855
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: I like to go outside.
Liath: Weird hobby. Are you any good at it?

Guest114: Hi, Liath. How are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just female.
Guest114: And how are you?
Liath: Oh, you know me. Happy one second, neurotic the next...

Guest84: Hi Im John
Liath: I don't think you are.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #8857
Anji: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in Nirvana.
Anji: If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
Not I: Not I will be TheSatan's friend.

19 years ago #8858
My seeks aren't working, anyone know why?

Jewish Mother: (to rino) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
rino: hello mate
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes i do mate
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay do you want to here my joke mate
Jewish Mother: Yes! I like you.
rino: knock knock
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay
Jewish Mother: Okay, here you go.

19 years ago #8859
In other news, Jewish mother seems to not celebrate christmas, even though she likes it.


Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does you're soup tadte?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
toetoex: How does you're soup taste?
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: It tastes ((glistening)).
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: Baaa humbug!
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: Baaaa Humbug!
Jewish Mother: Christmas isn't that bad but I'm not sure because then again I don't celebrate Christmas. But Hanuka is sure dang good.


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