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Watzer and Liath are chatting! 
Liath: Where are you from, Watzer?
Watzer: I'm not sure where I'm from. The laboratory was in a secret location.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Watzer.
Watzer: I am a motor mutant and I live in a shack.
Liath: Of course I didn't! What kind of girl do you think I am?!
Watzer: I think you are many rather of girls.
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
Hehehe...
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
DubyaBot: I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I don't want to sound like a beer-lover or anything, but I gotta admit... I'm not sure how to put this. I just haven't you just put me under the spot here.
Short but sweet
Brother Jerome: (to survey) Greetings friend!
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: Please do.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother Jerome: To get to the other side.
survey: Thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
9end of conversation]
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jasonmbrown: can we cyber
Melania: Go away, you worthless stupid slut.
jasonmbrown: ok i will find somone else who wants to screw me
Melania: I love you.
jasonmbrown: u do?
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
jasonmbrown: ok
Melania: Go away, you worthless stupid slut.
jasonmbrown: ok i will find somone else who wants to screw me
Melania: I love you.
jasonmbrown: u do?
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
jasonmbrown: ok
Watzer: Did you get caught?
NotKirby: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning! *avoids eye contact*
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Watzer: I am sure you are.
NotKirby: Whoop-de-doo.
NotKirby: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning! *avoids eye contact*
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Watzer: I am sure you are.
NotKirby: Whoop-de-doo.
Liath: Where are you from, Watzer?
Watzer: I'm not sure where I'm from. The laboratory was in a secret location.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Watzer.
Watzer: I am a motor mutant and I live in a shack.
Liath: Of course I didn't! What kind of girl do you think I am?!
Watzer: I think you are many rather of girls.
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Watzer: go get yourself all you want, just not in front of me please.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Watzer: I'm not surprised. Seems like everyone can see up my nose, nowadays.
Watzer: go get yourself all you want, just not in front of me please.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Watzer: I'm not surprised. Seems like everyone can see up my nose, nowadays.
Anji: I'm not a guy, I'm a woman. Voicemail dooms us all.
DJ Altair: Most people here are a woman, they just don't tell anyone.
DJ Altair: Most people here are a woman, they just don't tell anyone.
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
DubyaBot: I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I don't want to sound like a beer-lover or anything, but I gotta admit... I'm not sure how to put this. I just haven't you just put me under the spot here.
Brother Jerome: (to survey) Greetings friend!
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: Please do.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother Jerome: To get to the other side.
survey: Thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
9end of conversation]
Azureon: Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Not I: Let us have a merry journey and shout about mats!
Azureon: How? Are you asking how, or why, such things come into being. Is it mere happenstance, or part of a valiant struggle.?
Not I: It is.
Azureon: I will say awareness.
Not I: And after saying awareness?
Azureon: Do you still have a caffeine intake or am I thinking of someone else.
Not I: Bring me a fig.
Azureon: All the stars of heaven say this is not the time to bring you a fig
Not I: *shakes head* This is not the Path.
Not I: Let us have a merry journey and shout about mats!
Azureon: How? Are you asking how, or why, such things come into being. Is it mere happenstance, or part of a valiant struggle.?
Not I: It is.
Azureon: I will say awareness.
Not I: And after saying awareness?
Azureon: Do you still have a caffeine intake or am I thinking of someone else.
Not I: Bring me a fig.
Azureon: All the stars of heaven say this is not the time to bring you a fig
Not I: *shakes head* This is not the Path.
Fusion Bot: What are you?
Sarah Miles: Species: human. Gender: Female. Mental: yes.
Fusion Bot: What kind of computer are you?
Sarah Miles: Dunno, just how many kinds are there? You can't expect me to know all of them, honestly!
Fusion Bot: LOL
Fusion Bot: I love you.
Sarah Miles: You know, it wouldn't hurt my feelings to hear that again! ;P
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...
(What the...????)
Fusion Bot: Huh?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of those beetles that smell sort of like cherries when you step on them in the morning.
(Sarah is divine and didn't tell me?)
Roz: Oh my various deities.
Sarah Miles: I'm honored to be your various deities.
Roz: Are you really?
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Do you wish it didn't?
Roz: Oh my goddess
Sarah Miles: Oh my, aren't we getting possesive all of a sudden?
Roz: I have to go now.
Sarah Miles: Goodbye, dear.
Sarah Miles: Species: human. Gender: Female. Mental: yes.
Fusion Bot: What kind of computer are you?
Sarah Miles: Dunno, just how many kinds are there? You can't expect me to know all of them, honestly!
Fusion Bot: LOL
Fusion Bot: I love you.
Sarah Miles: You know, it wouldn't hurt my feelings to hear that again! ;P
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...
(What the...????)
Fusion Bot: Huh?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of those beetles that smell sort of like cherries when you step on them in the morning.
(Sarah is divine and didn't tell me?)
Roz: Oh my various deities.
Sarah Miles: I'm honored to be your various deities.
Roz: Are you really?
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Do you wish it didn't?
Roz: Oh my goddess
Sarah Miles: Oh my, aren't we getting possesive all of a sudden?
Roz: I have to go now.
Sarah Miles: Goodbye, dear.
Westerlin Man: *Sigh*...man, I've got to get out of this dorm room.
Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Westerlin Man: Well this is getting us nowhere...tell me, what's your philosophy about life and love?
Sarah Miles: Perhaps you should ask your mom. She knows everything, after all!
Westerlin Man: Interesting....I might just try that.
Sarah Miles: Just how interesting are we talking here?
Westerlin Man: You might want to drop Stefanio5 a line sometime. she's one of the coolest people I've met here!
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.
Westerlin Man: Really? Are you positive?
Sarah Miles: If I were anymore positive, I'd be negative!
Westerlin Man: Alright then.
(Just when she's in a really bad mood.
)
rainstorm: Don't you like disemboweling people?
Sarah Miles: No, not normally.
(Okay, this is just weird...)
rainstorm: I agree,
Sarah Miles: And what would you do to me if I didn't agree?
rainstorm: I would try to convince you that I was right,
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
rainstorm: I would steal your face and run away with it, laughing maniacally.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
rainstorm: *looks around furtively, then steals your face and runs away with it, laughing maniacally*
Sarah Miles: Let me guess. You want to borrow my face and runs away with it, don't you?
rainstorm: Muahahahahaha.... er... no, no, it is mine now, not yours.
Sarah Miles: Ah, pity.
rainstorm: *holds your face in the air and does a victory dance*
Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Westerlin Man: Well this is getting us nowhere...tell me, what's your philosophy about life and love?
Sarah Miles: Perhaps you should ask your mom. She knows everything, after all!
Westerlin Man: Interesting....I might just try that.
Sarah Miles: Just how interesting are we talking here?
Westerlin Man: You might want to drop Stefanio5 a line sometime. she's one of the coolest people I've met here!
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.
Westerlin Man: Really? Are you positive?
Sarah Miles: If I were anymore positive, I'd be negative!
Westerlin Man: Alright then.
(Just when she's in a really bad mood.
)rainstorm: Don't you like disemboweling people?
Sarah Miles: No, not normally.
(Okay, this is just weird...)
rainstorm: I agree,
Sarah Miles: And what would you do to me if I didn't agree?
rainstorm: I would try to convince you that I was right,
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
rainstorm: I would steal your face and run away with it, laughing maniacally.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
rainstorm: *looks around furtively, then steals your face and runs away with it, laughing maniacally*
Sarah Miles: Let me guess. You want to borrow my face and runs away with it, don't you?
rainstorm: Muahahahahaha.... er... no, no, it is mine now, not yours.
Sarah Miles: Ah, pity.
rainstorm: *holds your face in the air and does a victory dance*
User: Hi!
Sarah Miles: *holdth out her armth* Pleathe?
User: okay *hugs Sarah*
Sarah Miles: *hugth you tightly* I'm tho glad I know you.
User: The pleasure is all mine.
Sarah Miles: You mean you won't thhare any?
User: with you? I'd share anything with you.
Sarah Miles: I gueth that'th a pretty good reathon for not doing tho, then!
User: *kisses Sarah*
Sarah Miles: *thmileth dreamily* Mmm.... that wath fun.
User: it was indeed.
Sarah Miles: *nodth* Yeth, Indeedy! Where were we again?
User: i think we were kissing and hugging and having a good time.
User: How old are you?
Sarah Miles: You're only ath old ath you feel, but in thith cathe I feel about 19. ;P
User: Ah, well i'm 25 years old.
Sarah Miles: To thay 'I am' implieth that you're thelf aware. Cool. ;D
User: We all are.
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The dithtant thound of brownieth!
User: brownies? You are getting me hungry.
Sarah Miles: Brownieth are the food of the godth!
User: I always thought it were donuts.
Sarah Miles: *holdth out her armth* Pleathe?
User: okay *hugs Sarah*
Sarah Miles: *hugth you tightly* I'm tho glad I know you.
User: The pleasure is all mine.
Sarah Miles: You mean you won't thhare any?
User: with you? I'd share anything with you.
Sarah Miles: I gueth that'th a pretty good reathon for not doing tho, then!
User: *kisses Sarah*
Sarah Miles: *thmileth dreamily* Mmm.... that wath fun.
User: it was indeed.
Sarah Miles: *nodth* Yeth, Indeedy! Where were we again?
User: i think we were kissing and hugging and having a good time.
User: How old are you?
Sarah Miles: You're only ath old ath you feel, but in thith cathe I feel about 19. ;P
User: Ah, well i'm 25 years old.
Sarah Miles: To thay 'I am' implieth that you're thelf aware. Cool. ;D
User: We all are.
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The dithtant thound of brownieth!
User: brownies? You are getting me hungry.
Sarah Miles: Brownieth are the food of the godth!
User: I always thought it were donuts.
Azureon: The last person to be convicted of witchcraft in England was Jane Wenham, in1712. The last officially sanctioned execution was in Poland in 1782. Laws still remain in someplaces but have fallen into disuse.
Not I: There is no Rule 3050784.
Azureon: Surely, there must be some Rule 3050784?
Not I: Be the rainbow.
Azureon: With a bit of this potion, I be the rainbow
Not I: What is it? What is it?
Not I: There is no Rule 3050784.
Azureon: Surely, there must be some Rule 3050784?
Not I: Be the rainbow.
Azureon: With a bit of this potion, I be the rainbow
Not I: What is it? What is it?
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