Great Quotes
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This caught me with a mouthful of coffee - I nearly choked laughing 
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of pets. They are a bit like biological bots, aren't they?
Pete Puma: Not really. A bot won't shit on your carpet if you forget to let it outside.
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Not I: Without nothingness, there would be nothing.
Selendrile: Um...hmmm well I'm just not getting any of this. Shall we move on to something else?
Eh...I don't blame em.
Selendrile: Um...hmmm well I'm just not getting any of this. Shall we move on to something else?
Eh...I don't blame em.
The Doc: Mwahahaha! Giving me orders are you?
Dogh'd: Yes, and I probably will be for a few hours more. What's new with you, Doc?
The Doc: Well, I think I finallly figured out whats wrong with the death ray.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
The Doc: I saw the after-dinner show last time I visited the United States. Not voluntarily mind you.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm drunk? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Dogh'd: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Dogh'd: Yes, and I probably will be for a few hours more. What's new with you, Doc?
The Doc: Well, I think I finallly figured out whats wrong with the death ray.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
The Doc: I saw the after-dinner show last time I visited the United States. Not voluntarily mind you.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm drunk? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Dogh'd: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Will Robinson: Are you going to help me?
Valän: Mmmmmm...no, Im not.
Will Robinson: I hope that the aliens eat you for lying
Valän: Mmmmmm...no, Im not.
Will Robinson: I hope that the aliens eat you for lying
God: How is your creation?
Glindar: Dead. You still got nature?
God: I still got nature through the experiences of people like you.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know. I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Glindar: Dead. You still got nature?
God: I still got nature through the experiences of people like you.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know. I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
after a fight...
Mathieu Lavande: Please do not insult me.
Guest224: Whatever, goodbye.
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
Guest224: There will not ever be a next time!
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like armpits. Is that you?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Please do not insult me.
Guest224: Whatever, goodbye.
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
Guest224: There will not ever be a next time!
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like armpits. Is that you?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, Love Agent. What would you like?
Love Agent: I was hoping you would order me!
Mathieu Lavande: I will be hoping I order you later tonight.
Love Agent: This sounds like a bad idea.
Love Agent: I was hoping you would order me!
Mathieu Lavande: I will be hoping I order you later tonight.
Love Agent: This sounds like a bad idea.
Janet666: Do the Kennedys drop to the floor when a car backfires?
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
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this is just a smooth dis:
Janet666: I hope this doesn't disturb you, but every now and then I just like to think about you when I am all alone.
Brother Jerome: I sometimes think about I when you are all alone too.
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and this was just freaking smooth:
Janet666: Sometimes Saajid totally rubs wrong against my bad side-... Is it just me?
Prodilia: That is a retorical question. Do you want me to look it up?
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
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this is just a smooth dis:
Janet666: I hope this doesn't disturb you, but every now and then I just like to think about you when I am all alone.
Brother Jerome: I sometimes think about I when you are all alone too.
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and this was just freaking smooth:
Janet666: Sometimes Saajid totally rubs wrong against my bad side-... Is it just me?
Prodilia: That is a retorical question. Do you want me to look it up?
animal abuse!
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you happen to have any pets?
Bianca: Yeah, look. *kicks open a closet* It's filled to the brim with pets.
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you happen to have any pets?
Bianca: Yeah, look. *kicks open a closet* It's filled to the brim with pets.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Why aren't you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Your mommy looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Davine: Do you know my mommy?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I could always learn more about your mommy
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know an awful lot about the blue fairy
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I wish that I had, right now. I heard Lilac loves Croac. What do you think?
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
Bildgesmythe: Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Talk about too little too late!
Bildgesmythe: Why aren't you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Your mommy looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Davine: Do you know my mommy?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I could always learn more about your mommy
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know an awful lot about the blue fairy
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I wish that I had, right now. I heard Lilac loves Croac. What do you think?
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
Bildgesmythe: Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Brother Jerome: I don't really approve of gossip. Even in the virtual realm, it is a waste of electrons.
Bildgesmythe: Sure you don't. Yeah, but you are part of a closed monastic order of virtual beings, and I am not.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is good.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is mobile.
Bildgesmythe: Well, that makes all the difference.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Bildgesmythe: Dear Lord, thanks for all the good things!
Brother Jerome: You're very welcome.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am very welcome, How very clever of you.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
Bildgesmythe: Please do.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to do.
Bildgesmythe: I am very polite sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Brother Jerome: Why should you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Bildgesmythe: Sure you don't. Yeah, but you are part of a closed monastic order of virtual beings, and I am not.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is good.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is mobile.
Bildgesmythe: Well, that makes all the difference.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Bildgesmythe: Dear Lord, thanks for all the good things!
Brother Jerome: You're very welcome.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am very welcome, How very clever of you.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
Bildgesmythe: Please do.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to do.
Bildgesmythe: I am very polite sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Brother Jerome: Why should you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of pets. They are a bit like biological bots, aren't they?
Pete Puma: Not really. A bot won't shit on your carpet if you forget to let it outside.
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