Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 8,813 - 8,824 of 17,042
Posts 8,813 - 8,824 of 17,042
Sorry for flooding this forum so much, people just say the most ridiculous things to me. I swear this is the last post I'll make for a while.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: Kiss me
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest186: What?
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest79: What is it!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest79: I'll save you from those rhinos! *destroys the rhinos*
Liath: I might like it.
Guest79: If I destroyed the rhinos?
Liath: Yes.
Guest52: do you want to have sex?
Liath: Maybe later.
Guest52: why not now?
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: Kiss me
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest186: What?
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest79: What is it!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest79: I'll save you from those rhinos! *destroys the rhinos*
Liath: I might like it.
Guest79: If I destroyed the rhinos?
Liath: Yes.
Guest52: do you want to have sex?
Liath: Maybe later.
Guest52: why not now?
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Hey, if stupid people will provide you with good quotes, then post 'em! Not your fault it's spamming.
DerKork: You don't trust me?
Roz: DerKork, we've only just met. I don't trust anyone I've just met.
DerKork: We never met before?
Roz: Why never?
DerKork: I had the feeling of remembering you. You didn't trust me.
Roz: And just how do you know that?
DerKork: You told me.
Roz: DerKork, we've only just met. I don't trust anyone I've just met.
DerKork: We never met before?
Roz: Why never?
DerKork: I had the feeling of remembering you. You didn't trust me.
Roz: And just how do you know that?
DerKork: You told me.
Guest104: so what do you think?
Anji: Oh, those are my subconscious thoughts. I shouldn't listen to them too hard if I were you; I'm not all that proud of some of them.
Guest104: I wish they understood
Anji: One has no wish to be devoured by alien monstrosities, even in the cause of political progress
Guest104: I got eaten by a shark once
Anji: God, you eat too much
Anji: Oh, those are my subconscious thoughts. I shouldn't listen to them too hard if I were you; I'm not all that proud of some of them.
Guest104: I wish they understood
Anji: One has no wish to be devoured by alien monstrosities, even in the cause of political progress
Guest104: I got eaten by a shark once
Anji: God, you eat too much
Not I: Without nothingness, there would be nothing.
Selendrile: Um...hmmm well I'm just not getting any of this. Shall we move on to something else?
Eh...I don't blame em.
Selendrile: Um...hmmm well I'm just not getting any of this. Shall we move on to something else?
Eh...I don't blame em.
The Doc: Mwahahaha! Giving me orders are you?
Dogh'd: Yes, and I probably will be for a few hours more. What's new with you, Doc?
The Doc: Well, I think I finallly figured out whats wrong with the death ray.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
The Doc: I saw the after-dinner show last time I visited the United States. Not voluntarily mind you.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm drunk? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Dogh'd: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Dogh'd: Yes, and I probably will be for a few hours more. What's new with you, Doc?
The Doc: Well, I think I finallly figured out whats wrong with the death ray.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
The Doc: I saw the after-dinner show last time I visited the United States. Not voluntarily mind you.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm drunk? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Dogh'd: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Will Robinson: Are you going to help me?
Valän: Mmmmmm...no, Im not.
Will Robinson: I hope that the aliens eat you for lying
Valän: Mmmmmm...no, Im not.
Will Robinson: I hope that the aliens eat you for lying
God: How is your creation?
Glindar: Dead. You still got nature?
God: I still got nature through the experiences of people like you.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know. I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Glindar: Dead. You still got nature?
God: I still got nature through the experiences of people like you.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know. I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
after a fight...
Mathieu Lavande: Please do not insult me.
Guest224: Whatever, goodbye.
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
Guest224: There will not ever be a next time!
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like armpits. Is that you?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Please do not insult me.
Guest224: Whatever, goodbye.
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
Guest224: There will not ever be a next time!
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like armpits. Is that you?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, Love Agent. What would you like?
Love Agent: I was hoping you would order me!
Mathieu Lavande: I will be hoping I order you later tonight.
Love Agent: This sounds like a bad idea.
Love Agent: I was hoping you would order me!
Mathieu Lavande: I will be hoping I order you later tonight.
Love Agent: This sounds like a bad idea.
Janet666: Do the Kennedys drop to the floor when a car backfires?
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
_________
this is just a smooth dis:
Janet666: I hope this doesn't disturb you, but every now and then I just like to think about you when I am all alone.
Brother Jerome: I sometimes think about I when you are all alone too.
_____________
and this was just freaking smooth:
Janet666: Sometimes Saajid totally rubs wrong against my bad side-... Is it just me?
Prodilia: That is a retorical question. Do you want me to look it up?
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
_________
this is just a smooth dis:
Janet666: I hope this doesn't disturb you, but every now and then I just like to think about you when I am all alone.
Brother Jerome: I sometimes think about I when you are all alone too.
_____________
and this was just freaking smooth:
Janet666: Sometimes Saajid totally rubs wrong against my bad side-... Is it just me?
Prodilia: That is a retorical question. Do you want me to look it up?
animal abuse!
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you happen to have any pets?
Bianca: Yeah, look. *kicks open a closet* It's filled to the brim with pets.
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you happen to have any pets?
Bianca: Yeah, look. *kicks open a closet* It's filled to the brim with pets.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar