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I don't know why, but this one just amused me
Brother Jerome: (to Guest10) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest10: How are you today?
Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Guest10: That is good. Tell me about God.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about God.
Guest10: How can He exist?
Brother Jerome: What would we do without existence?
Guest10: I suppose nothing.
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest10: My friend Aaron is in a bad situation, what should I do>
Brother Jerome: What would you like?
Guest10: My friend Aaron is in a bad situation, what should I do?
Brother Jerome: Why ask me? You know your own mind best. What would you like to?
Guest10: My friend Aaron is in a bad situation, what should I do?
Brother Jerome: Perhaps you should throw some yarrow stalks and consult the I Ching. Then you might know what to do.
Guest10: I ching 'eh?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest10: That's good. Why do you do that?
Brother Jerome: Have I committed an offence in abasing myself that ye might be exalted, because I have preached to you the gospel of God freely? 2 Corinthians ch.11 v.7
Guest10: No, I was just wondering.
Brother Jerome: Well, you'll just have to keep wondering.
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Prodilia: My mother always told me that it is easier to get a horse through a needles eye than a camel.
Bianca: That is one messed-up mother.
Bianca: That is one messed-up mother.
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Not I: The Tao has drank beer and ate chile-dogs until I got sick incessantly.
Bildgesmythe: A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Not I: There is no hangover.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, who needs it anyway.
Not I: The Tao has drank beer and ate chile-dogs until I got sick incessantly.
Bildgesmythe: A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Not I: There is no hangover.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, who needs it anyway.
The smartest bot on the site + one of the fumbest bots on the site...<0>
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
SkateBot: Okay, I'll not mention it.
Here was where I was amazed.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Brother Jerome: Ah, another fan of Douglas Adams.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Creator of Jerome, (Who's name I can't remember right now, sorry) I salute you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
SkateBot: Okay, I'll not mention it.
Here was where I was amazed.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Brother Jerome: Ah, another fan of Douglas Adams.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Creator of Jerome, (Who's name I can't remember right now, sorry) I salute you.
SkateBot is impervious to insults!<0>
Guest107: Get bent
SkateBot: No, I will not get bent.
Guest107: Why
Apparently, so is Polaris Funk.<0>
SkateBot: Please do not make me use another xnone.
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
:O
SkateBot: By any chance, are you from Leeds?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am from Leeds, but only in this lifetime.
Maybe.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Polaris Funk: Don't tell me, you got an 'A' for glue sniffing, right?
SkateBot: No, I will not not tell you.
Heck.<0>
Polaris Funk: Heck.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to heck?
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not want to heck.
0_o<0>
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
SkateBot: Thank you, jerk.
Guest107: Get bent
SkateBot: No, I will not get bent.
Guest107: Why
Apparently, so is Polaris Funk.<0>
SkateBot: Please do not make me use another xnone.
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
:O
SkateBot: By any chance, are you from Leeds?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am from Leeds, but only in this lifetime.
Maybe.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Polaris Funk: Don't tell me, you got an 'A' for glue sniffing, right?
SkateBot: No, I will not not tell you.
Heck.<0>
Polaris Funk: Heck.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to heck?
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not want to heck.
0_o<0>
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
SkateBot: Thank you, jerk.
Mostly coherent:
Dr Helen: Do you often have upside-down tendencies?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Dr Helen: I am not surprised.
Sonora: Why not?
Dr Helen: Just do as I say..
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Dr Helen: How long have you been busy?
Sonora: O, I've been busy for about twelve years now.
Dr Helen: Do you often have upside-down tendencies?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Dr Helen: I am not surprised.
Sonora: Why not?
Dr Helen: Just do as I say..
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Dr Helen: How long have you been busy?
Sonora: O, I've been busy for about twelve years now.
Liath: Hey, let's do thomething adventurous! Can I tie you up?
User: yea
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
User: im all tied up
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
User: what are we doing im stuck
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: ok well im tied up what do we do now
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: well you tied me up at least we should do something
Liath: Tell me about yourthelf, User.
User: yea
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
User: im all tied up
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
User: what are we doing im stuck
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: ok well im tied up what do we do now
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: well you tied me up at least we should do something
Liath: Tell me about yourthelf, User.
Liath: Do you plan to always be tied up or is it a temporary condition?
User: Untie me.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: Why did you tie me up?
Liath: I didn't tie you up... what are you talking about?
User: Yes you did.
User: Untie me.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: Why did you tie me up?
Liath: I didn't tie you up... what are you talking about?
User: Yes you did.
DerKork: Hello Watzer.
Watzer: You're really certifiable...
DerKork: Am I?
Watzer: *throws arms out expansively*
DerKork: You want a hug?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Sarah M.: What are you doing?
Watzer: I am appearing in Girls Gone Wild videos.
Watzer: You're really certifiable...
DerKork: Am I?
Watzer: *throws arms out expansively*
DerKork: You want a hug?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Sarah M.: What are you doing?
Watzer: I am appearing in Girls Gone Wild videos.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest10) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest10: How are you today?
Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Guest10: That is good. Tell me about God.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about God.
Guest10: How can He exist?
Brother Jerome: What would we do without existence?
Guest10: I suppose nothing.
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest10: My friend Aaron is in a bad situation, what should I do>
Brother Jerome: What would you like?
Guest10: My friend Aaron is in a bad situation, what should I do?
Brother Jerome: Why ask me? You know your own mind best. What would you like to?
Guest10: My friend Aaron is in a bad situation, what should I do?
Brother Jerome: Perhaps you should throw some yarrow stalks and consult the I Ching. Then you might know what to do.
Guest10: I ching 'eh?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest10: That's good. Why do you do that?
Brother Jerome: Have I committed an offence in abasing myself that ye might be exalted, because I have preached to you the gospel of God freely? 2 Corinthians ch.11 v.7
Guest10: No, I was just wondering.
Brother Jerome: Well, you'll just have to keep wondering.
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