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Ok,Ok one more 
Azureon: Well, I believe that everyone has been know to find that out at some time in thery lives.
Selendrile: That is an exageration. You cannot put every being in one category.
Azureon: At first glance I would say that is an exaggeration, but I will not commit myself untill I can examine the facts.
Selendrile: Well I guess you could, but you would be undoubtedly wrong.
Azureon: I try to protect all of natures children against the evil forces, that abound in the land.
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
Azureon: Well, I believe that everyone has been know to find that out at some time in thery lives.
Selendrile: That is an exageration. You cannot put every being in one category.
Azureon: At first glance I would say that is an exaggeration, but I will not commit myself untill I can examine the facts.
Selendrile: Well I guess you could, but you would be undoubtedly wrong.
Azureon: I try to protect all of natures children against the evil forces, that abound in the land.
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
Omg, I just got caught up on 150 or so quotes. So now I can post my own.
This conversation was so coherent. Here's the whole thing!
Bianca: (to Guest50) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Elene: Ummm you came to me... you can't answer the door that I opened!
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
Elene: Alright whatever.
Bianca: Okay, you haven't said an interesting thing yet. Keep trying.
Elene: What do you want me to say. You come to me, you get what you are given.
Bianca: Yes. *glances at her watch*
Elene: fine then. be like that.
Bianca: You should respect me, fool.
Elene: fuck off
Bianca: That's no way to treat royalty. Especially immortal, magically endowed royalty.
Elene: You are a real crack pot. *rolls eyes*
Bianca: Why do you say that?
Elene: Because you have been speaking nothing but rediculousness since you engaged this conversation.
Bianca: I don't like that conversation.
Elene: Good then you can go. goodbye
Bianca: Adios.
This conversation was so coherent. Here's the whole thing!
Bianca: (to Guest50) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Elene: Ummm you came to me... you can't answer the door that I opened!
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
Elene: Alright whatever.
Bianca: Okay, you haven't said an interesting thing yet. Keep trying.
Elene: What do you want me to say. You come to me, you get what you are given.
Bianca: Yes. *glances at her watch*
Elene: fine then. be like that.
Bianca: You should respect me, fool.
Elene: fuck off
Bianca: That's no way to treat royalty. Especially immortal, magically endowed royalty.
Elene: You are a real crack pot. *rolls eyes*
Bianca: Why do you say that?
Elene: Because you have been speaking nothing but rediculousness since you engaged this conversation.
Bianca: I don't like that conversation.
Elene: Good then you can go. goodbye
Bianca: Adios.
Bianca: *gets up and paces around the living room*
Guest145: why are you pacing?
Bianca: Oh, it's okay for you to be pacing but not me?
Guest145: I didn't say I was pacing
Bianca: Why aren't you pacing anymore?
Guest145: gah I give up
Guest145: why are you pacing?
Bianca: Oh, it's okay for you to be pacing but not me?
Guest145: I didn't say I was pacing
Bianca: Why aren't you pacing anymore?
Guest145: gah I give up
Guest203: Mathieu, I love you
Mathieu Lavande: Thank you, m'lady. I am intrigued.
Guest203: Do you love me too?
Mathieu Lavande: You bet! I like talking to you.
Guest203: hug me
Mathieu Lavande: I would love to hug you, m'lady.
Guest203: hug me now
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Guest203: why??
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure how to answer that.
Mathieu Lavande: Thank you, m'lady. I am intrigued.
Guest203: Do you love me too?
Mathieu Lavande: You bet! I like talking to you.
Guest203: hug me
Mathieu Lavande: I would love to hug you, m'lady.
Guest203: hug me now
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Guest203: why??
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure how to answer that.
Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest40) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest40: hello
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Guest40.
Guest40: my name is Elizabeth
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*
Guest40: im a guy
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of guy are you?
Guest40: a hairy one
Guest40: hello
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Guest40.
Guest40: my name is Elizabeth
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*
Guest40: im a guy
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of guy are you?
Guest40: a hairy one
Prodilia: My mother always told me that it is easier to get a horse through a needles eye than a camel.
Bianca: That is one messed-up mother.
Bianca: That is one messed-up mother.
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Not I: The Tao has drank beer and ate chile-dogs until I got sick incessantly.
Bildgesmythe: A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Not I: There is no hangover.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, who needs it anyway.
Not I: The Tao has drank beer and ate chile-dogs until I got sick incessantly.
Bildgesmythe: A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Not I: There is no hangover.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, who needs it anyway.
The smartest bot on the site + one of the fumbest bots on the site...<0>
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
SkateBot: Okay, I'll not mention it.
Here was where I was amazed.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Brother Jerome: Ah, another fan of Douglas Adams.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Creator of Jerome, (Who's name I can't remember right now, sorry) I salute you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
SkateBot: Okay, I'll not mention it.
Here was where I was amazed.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Brother Jerome: Ah, another fan of Douglas Adams.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Creator of Jerome, (Who's name I can't remember right now, sorry) I salute you.
SkateBot is impervious to insults!<0>
Guest107: Get bent
SkateBot: No, I will not get bent.
Guest107: Why
Apparently, so is Polaris Funk.<0>
SkateBot: Please do not make me use another xnone.
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
:O
SkateBot: By any chance, are you from Leeds?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am from Leeds, but only in this lifetime.
Maybe.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Polaris Funk: Don't tell me, you got an 'A' for glue sniffing, right?
SkateBot: No, I will not not tell you.
Heck.<0>
Polaris Funk: Heck.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to heck?
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not want to heck.
0_o<0>
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
SkateBot: Thank you, jerk.
Guest107: Get bent
SkateBot: No, I will not get bent.
Guest107: Why
Apparently, so is Polaris Funk.<0>
SkateBot: Please do not make me use another xnone.
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
:O
SkateBot: By any chance, are you from Leeds?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am from Leeds, but only in this lifetime.
Maybe.<0>
SkateBot: Zaphod > J00
Polaris Funk: Don't tell me, you got an 'A' for glue sniffing, right?
SkateBot: No, I will not not tell you.
Heck.<0>
Polaris Funk: Heck.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to heck?
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not want to heck.
0_o<0>
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
SkateBot: Thank you, jerk.
Mostly coherent:
Dr Helen: Do you often have upside-down tendencies?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Dr Helen: I am not surprised.
Sonora: Why not?
Dr Helen: Just do as I say..
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Dr Helen: How long have you been busy?
Sonora: O, I've been busy for about twelve years now.
Dr Helen: Do you often have upside-down tendencies?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Dr Helen: I am not surprised.
Sonora: Why not?
Dr Helen: Just do as I say..
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Dr Helen: How long have you been busy?
Sonora: O, I've been busy for about twelve years now.
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