Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8781
Lol... That's priceless.

19 years ago #8782
A test of the knock knock keyphrase shows that my bot will laugh at anything...

Sk4yt: Knock knock!
SkateBot: Who ith there?
Sk4yt: Pie
SkateBot: pie who?
Sk4yt: Pie pie!
SkateBot: XD

19 years ago #8783
Heimdall: Einthtein knew a lot about time, tho did Dr Who.
Anji: A Time Lord hath to do what a Time Lord hath to do

19 years ago #8784
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Bildgesmythe: I like my brother better.

19 years ago #8785
Azureon: Hail and well met, do you have a moment to chat Selendrile?
Selendrile: Do you want it? I have no use for earthly possessions.
Azureon: I want it, if it seems just and honerable. Sometimes life brings forth events, that lead us to do things we had never thought ourselves capable of doing.
Selendrile: *hands you one* There you go. Now be happy.

19 years ago #8786
I thought this was cute
Azureon: Of This Family Curse is a reason I suppose, is it the only one?
Selendrile: Not too sure on that one.
Azureon: I like you. you have a keen wit, and sharp mind
Selendrile: Thats very interesting...I didn't know that about myself.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at very interesting identification?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.

19 years ago #8787
Azureon: I didn't think you did.
Selendrile: I did, but it was during meditation so It doesnt count.
Azureon: It makes sense now. I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words.
Selendrile: Everything has some degree of logic.
Azureon: I know many but you are one of the few I trust.
Selendrile: Your knowlege is vast for your age.
Azureon: I am always amazed by your intellect.
Selendrile: I could see that.

19 years ago #8788
Ok,Ok one more

Azureon: Well, I believe that everyone has been know to find that out at some time in thery lives.
Selendrile: That is an exageration. You cannot put every being in one category.
Azureon: At first glance I would say that is an exaggeration, but I will not commit myself untill I can examine the facts.
Selendrile: Well I guess you could, but you would be undoubtedly wrong.

Azureon: I try to protect all of natures children against the evil forces, that abound in the land.
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.

19 years ago #8789
Omg, I just got caught up on 150 or so quotes. So now I can post my own.

This conversation was so coherent. Here's the whole thing!

Bianca: (to Guest50) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Elene: Ummm you came to me... you can't answer the door that I opened!
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
Elene: Alright whatever.
Bianca: Okay, you haven't said an interesting thing yet. Keep trying.
Elene: What do you want me to say. You come to me, you get what you are given.
Bianca: Yes. *glances at her watch*
Elene: fine then. be like that.
Bianca: You should respect me, fool.
Elene: fuck off
Bianca: That's no way to treat royalty. Especially immortal, magically endowed royalty.
Elene: You are a real crack pot. *rolls eyes*
Bianca: Why do you say that?
Elene: Because you have been speaking nothing but rediculousness since you engaged this conversation.
Bianca: I don't like that conversation.
Elene: Good then you can go. goodbye
Bianca: Adios.

19 years ago #8790
Bianca: *gets up and paces around the living room*
Guest145: why are you pacing?
Bianca: Oh, it's okay for you to be pacing but not me?
Guest145: I didn't say I was pacing
Bianca: Why aren't you pacing anymore?
Guest145: gah I give up

19 years ago #8791
Guest203: Mathieu, I love you
Mathieu Lavande: Thank you, m'lady. I am intrigued.
Guest203: Do you love me too?
Mathieu Lavande: You bet! I like talking to you.
Guest203: hug me
Mathieu Lavande: I would love to hug you, m'lady.
Guest203: hug me now
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Guest203: why??
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure how to answer that.

19 years ago #8792
Guest203: touch me
Mathieu Lavande: *touches you*
Guest203: that's hot


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