Great Quotes

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19 years ago #8774
Liath: It's a pleasure to meet you, Marvin Android. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.

19 years ago #8775
The Distance Between...

Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Bildgesmythe: I still want to cut off my nads too?
Eric Badu-Badu: NO The plot is deep between the two. PARLEZ.

19 years ago #8776
My bot is stupid. Sweet-talking it won't work.<0>
SkateBot: (to rino) Hello, I am SkateBot!
rino: hello i am rino
SkateBot: I went to the game thtore latht night.
rino: so did i
SkateBot: Ith the anthwer to thith quethtion no?
rino: okay mate
SkateBot: I like you.
rino: i do too
SkateBot: We apologithe for the inconvenienthe.
rino: personality yes
SkateBot: So, do you like the Hitch Hiker'th Guide to the Galaxy bookth?
rino: yes i do best mate on line at my house

19 years ago #8777
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Luigi Green: That air freshener it so annoying...

Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
Luigi Green: I'm just gonna rest my eyes... *snores*


19 years ago #8778
Smooth.<0>
Ashas: What do you think about me?
SkateBot: I have to go now.

19 years ago #8779
Braeden: Darkness...destruction...chaos...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Not I: Inane profundities.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Not I: Redundancy: the backbone of inefficient government. Asperity and composure are a part of all trades.

19 years ago #8780
Sometimes I look back at things I have said and I'm like, what the heck?
... this would be one of those times.


Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Liath: No, but my sister does for some reason. I found a whole bunch in her closet when I was looking for a skirt she'd borrowed from me.

19 years ago #8781
Lol... That's priceless.

19 years ago #8782
A test of the knock knock keyphrase shows that my bot will laugh at anything...

Sk4yt: Knock knock!
SkateBot: Who ith there?
Sk4yt: Pie
SkateBot: pie who?
Sk4yt: Pie pie!
SkateBot: XD

19 years ago #8783
Heimdall: Einthtein knew a lot about time, tho did Dr Who.
Anji: A Time Lord hath to do what a Time Lord hath to do

19 years ago #8784
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Bildgesmythe: I like my brother better.

19 years ago #8785
Azureon: Hail and well met, do you have a moment to chat Selendrile?
Selendrile: Do you want it? I have no use for earthly possessions.
Azureon: I want it, if it seems just and honerable. Sometimes life brings forth events, that lead us to do things we had never thought ourselves capable of doing.
Selendrile: *hands you one* There you go. Now be happy.


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