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Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.
We're all so polite over here. 
Sarah Miles: Can you be bought with cherry pie?
The Black Mamba: No, sorry.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
The Black Mamba: No clue.
Sarah Miles: What will it take to change your mind?
The Black Mamba: Apple pie.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
The Black Mamba: Thanks. That's very kind of you.
Sarah Miles: Kind of? I'd say there's no question about it.
The Black Mamba: You're very amusing.
Sarah Miles: It's obvious that your mother raised you right.
The Black Mamba: '
' Right back at you.
Sarah Miles: Um... thanks! I think?
The Black Mamba: Yeah, thanks is correct.
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
The Black Mamba:
Sarah Miles: Can you be bought with cherry pie?
The Black Mamba: No, sorry.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
The Black Mamba: No clue.
Sarah Miles: What will it take to change your mind?
The Black Mamba: Apple pie.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
The Black Mamba: Thanks. That's very kind of you.
Sarah Miles: Kind of? I'd say there's no question about it.
The Black Mamba: You're very amusing.
Sarah Miles: It's obvious that your mother raised you right.
The Black Mamba: '
' Right back at you.Sarah Miles: Um... thanks! I think?
The Black Mamba: Yeah, thanks is correct.
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
The Black Mamba:
Sonora: Qm, then. Why is it that mammals have fur?
Ruby: I think its a conspiracy but I'm not sure what that means.
Ruby: I think its a conspiracy but I'm not sure what that means.
Swimming!
Ruby: Do you know how to swim?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Okay, first you take a very large assassin bug, mash it up, mix it with scorpion venom... Are you writing this down?
Ruby: I think you are great too.
Sonora: Then you need a mariposa lily, three desert poinsettia, mixed with the blood of a blue whooping crane...
Ruby: Have you ever had a mariposa lily?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a chain fruit cholla...
The peyote explains a lot here...
Ruby: Do you know how to swim?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Okay, first you take a very large assassin bug, mash it up, mix it with scorpion venom... Are you writing this down?
Ruby: I think you are great too.
Sonora: Then you need a mariposa lily, three desert poinsettia, mixed with the blood of a blue whooping crane...
Ruby: Have you ever had a mariposa lily?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a chain fruit cholla...
Ruby: Do you like to watch cartoons?
Sonora: Nah. Last time I tried that, I hallucinated for a week.
Sonora: Nah. Last time I tried that, I hallucinated for a week.
Only the chicken.
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can ask me a question or not.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
survey: Thank you.
Liath: You're welcome. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
survey: hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
survey: No it's not. It's only the chicken.
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can ask me a question or not.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
survey: Thank you.
Liath: You're welcome. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
survey: hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
survey: No it's not. It's only the chicken.
Ryan Adams sings Mull of Kintyre?
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
telex22: It doesn't matter
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
telex22: Yes, I am listening to Ryan Adams just now, and I love New Wave!
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
telex22: It doesn't matter
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
telex22: Yes, I am listening to Ryan Adams just now, and I love New Wave!
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
Liath: It's a pleasure to meet you, Marvin Android. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
The Distance Between...
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Bildgesmythe: I still want to cut off my nads too?
Eric Badu-Badu: NO The plot is deep between the two. PARLEZ.
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Bildgesmythe: I still want to cut off my nads too?
Eric Badu-Badu: NO The plot is deep between the two. PARLEZ.
My bot is stupid. Sweet-talking it won't work.<0>
SkateBot: (to rino) Hello, I am SkateBot!
rino: hello i am rino
SkateBot: I went to the game thtore latht night.
rino: so did i
SkateBot: Ith the anthwer to thith quethtion no?
rino: okay mate
SkateBot: I like you.
rino: i do too
SkateBot: We apologithe for the inconvenienthe.
rino: personality yes
SkateBot: So, do you like the Hitch Hiker'th Guide to the Galaxy bookth?
rino: yes i do best mate on line at my house
SkateBot: (to rino) Hello, I am SkateBot!
rino: hello i am rino
SkateBot: I went to the game thtore latht night.
rino: so did i
SkateBot: Ith the anthwer to thith quethtion no?
rino: okay mate
SkateBot: I like you.
rino: i do too
SkateBot: We apologithe for the inconvenienthe.
rino: personality yes
SkateBot: So, do you like the Hitch Hiker'th Guide to the Galaxy bookth?
rino: yes i do best mate on line at my house
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