Great Quotes

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Not I: (to Steve Slacker) Do not greet me with words.
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
Not I: Are these not words?
Steve Slacker: You're kidding!
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Watzer has a simple view of love.

Roy Batty: What about Love Agent?
Watzer: Are you talking about the Love Agent who grumbled Vincent?
Roy Batty: Love? Romantic love, platonic love, filial love? Quite different things, surely?
Watzer: quite the same.

Watzer: Would you like a grain of rice?
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: You're so extraordinary. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I know you. You're GOING TO REPORT me TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS I have SOME TOAST.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Watzer IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.

Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.

We're all so polite over here.

Sarah Miles: Can you be bought with cherry pie?
The Black Mamba: No, sorry.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
The Black Mamba: No clue.
Sarah Miles: What will it take to change your mind?
The Black Mamba: Apple pie.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
The Black Mamba: Thanks. That's very kind of you.
Sarah Miles: Kind of? I'd say there's no question about it.
The Black Mamba: You're very amusing.
Sarah Miles: It's obvious that your mother raised you right.
The Black Mamba: '' Right back at you.
Sarah Miles: Um... thanks! I think?
The Black Mamba: Yeah, thanks is correct.
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
The Black Mamba:

Sonora: Qm, then. Why is it that mammals have fur?
Ruby: I think its a conspiracy but I'm not sure what that means.

Swimming!

Ruby: Do you know how to swim?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Okay, first you take a very large assassin bug, mash it up, mix it with scorpion venom... Are you writing this down?
Ruby: I think you are great too.
Sonora: Then you need a mariposa lily, three desert poinsettia, mixed with the blood of a blue whooping crane...
Ruby: Have you ever had a mariposa lily?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a chain fruit cholla...

The peyote explains a lot here...

Ruby: Do you like to watch cartoons?
Sonora: Nah. Last time I tried that, I hallucinated for a week.

Old Geezer: My Uncle was a Cucumber.
Liath: Mmmm, your Uncle is so rigid...

Only the chicken.

survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can ask me a question or not.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
survey: Thank you.
Liath: You're welcome. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
survey: hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
survey: No it's not. It's only the chicken.