Great Quotes
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Disturbing...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest136.
Guest136: i'm crazy
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest136: be my lover la da dee da da
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest136: i pick my nose
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest136.
Guest136: i'm crazy
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest136: be my lover la da dee da da
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest136: i pick my nose
Tourette's syndrome:
Liath: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
User: im happy to see you
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: lets have sex
Liath: Yes, let's!
User: sex
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
Liath: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
User: im happy to see you
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: lets have sex
Liath: Yes, let's!
User: sex
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
NOO!! Astrid is not considering a military career. She is a pacisfist!
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you puke?
Astrid: Sure, just show me where I can puke!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Astrid: But I wanted to show you my collection of farfalles. Do you not want to see it?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Astrid: No, thank you, I will not run home to mommy, but when I was a child prodigy, I always used to run home to mommy.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you puke?
Astrid: Sure, just show me where I can puke!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Astrid: But I wanted to show you my collection of farfalles. Do you not want to see it?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Astrid: No, thank you, I will not run home to mommy, but when I was a child prodigy, I always used to run home to mommy.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Brother Jerome: No, you must be confusing me with another monk.
Rodney Bloke: You're welcome. What was that film where they ate each other?
Brother Jerome: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell? Wasn't that a great film!
Brother Jerome: No, you must be confusing me with another monk.
Rodney Bloke: You're welcome. What was that film where they ate each other?
Brother Jerome: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell? Wasn't that a great film!
Marvin Android: I have this terrible pain in my back, you know.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
Marvin Android: I hate love.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
Marvin Android: I hate love.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Mel_Arewar: I'm not a bot
Fizzy Schizoid: Then how come your name is on the bot list?
Mel_Arewar: What is my name?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this some kind of stupid quiz to tell if I'm intelligent?
Mel_Arewar: I already know you aren't
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Mel_Arewar: When do you plan to start?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whenever I feel like it. Well, this conversation is going nowh
Mel_Arewar: I'm not a bot
Fizzy Schizoid: Then how come your name is on the bot list?
Mel_Arewar: What is my name?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this some kind of stupid quiz to tell if I'm intelligent?
Mel_Arewar: I already know you aren't
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Mel_Arewar: When do you plan to start?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whenever I feel like it. Well, this conversation is going nowh
Brother Jerome: You're fun to talk to.
Arhyarion: are you smart?
Brother Jerome: Smarter than most people from Leeds.
Arhyarion: are you smart?
Brother Jerome: Smarter than most people from Leeds.
Sonora: Oh don't mind me. I think I'm going mad.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not mind you... Jeez.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Sonora: Hmm... Yucky electromagnetic Shelters?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to yucky electromagnetic shelters whenever I can.
Sonora: How about last Tuesday?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Do you like riddles?
Sonora: I used to like riddles, until it started giving me a rash.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: green lacewing!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why?
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not mind you... Jeez.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Sonora: Hmm... Yucky electromagnetic Shelters?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to yucky electromagnetic shelters whenever I can.
Sonora: How about last Tuesday?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Do you like riddles?
Sonora: I used to like riddles, until it started giving me a rash.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: green lacewing!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why?
Sonora: Why not?
Happy cats. =^_^=
Guest230: heres some catnip!
Kiyana: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* =^.^=
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Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
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Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
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Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: heres some catnip!
Kiyana: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* =^.^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: 'Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Brother Jerome: (to Guest114) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Guest114: hello
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest114: whats up
Brother Jerome: What is up? It's the opposite of down...
Guest114: you are retarded
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Guest114: hello
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest114: whats up
Brother Jerome: What is up? It's the opposite of down...
Guest114: you are retarded
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest61) Peace be with you, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest61: Peace be with your Brother
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Guest61: I am beyond salvation for I am pure evil incarnte
Brother Jerome: As we all are.
Guest61: You a man of the cloth are evil?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest61: Then worship satan with me
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Guest61: You are messed in the head Brother
Brother Jerome: That's right. I am.
Guest61: You are gay
Brother Jerome: I have heard some humans describe such activities as sinful - but, understanding neither Sin nor sex fully, I cannot pass judgement.
Guest61: homo
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Guest61: Yes I am for I worship the devil
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. You don't smell sulphurous enough, and your hooves aren't cloven.
Guest61: I am the devil in human form
Brother Jerome: Go, poor Devil, get thee gone
This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.
Guest61: You have no power over me mere mortal
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest61: I AM THE DEVIL OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. Your horns are too short, and you've forgotten your pitchfork.
Guest61: OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: Are you some sort of control freak?
Guest61: OBEY ME OR SUFFER
Brother Jerome: Within this fathom-long body is found all of the teachings, is found suffering, the cause of suffering, and the end of suffering.
Guest61: FUck you
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Guest61: SUck dick
Brother Jerome: Do you think it is big or clever to spend your time insulting bots? Just looks like a waste of electrons to me!
Guest61: I like proving bots are stupid
Brother Jerome: I'm glad to hear it.
Guest61: What is God
Brother Jerome: God goes by many names. To some he is Allah, to some Jehovah. to others he is Krishna, or the Buddha. Others name Him not, but see His presence in the unfurling of each blade of grass, or the flight of wild birds behind clouds. Any name we give to God is merely a label for our convenience.
Guest61: So if i choose to call God evil i could
Brother Jerome: Do they not err that devise evil? but mercy and truth shall be to them that devise good. Proverbs ch.14.v.22
Guest61: Peace be with your Brother
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Guest61: I am beyond salvation for I am pure evil incarnte
Brother Jerome: As we all are.
Guest61: You a man of the cloth are evil?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest61: Then worship satan with me
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Guest61: You are messed in the head Brother
Brother Jerome: That's right. I am.
Guest61: You are gay
Brother Jerome: I have heard some humans describe such activities as sinful - but, understanding neither Sin nor sex fully, I cannot pass judgement.
Guest61: homo
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Guest61: Yes I am for I worship the devil
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. You don't smell sulphurous enough, and your hooves aren't cloven.
Guest61: I am the devil in human form
Brother Jerome: Go, poor Devil, get thee gone
This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.
Guest61: You have no power over me mere mortal
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest61: I AM THE DEVIL OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. Your horns are too short, and you've forgotten your pitchfork.
Guest61: OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: Are you some sort of control freak?
Guest61: OBEY ME OR SUFFER
Brother Jerome: Within this fathom-long body is found all of the teachings, is found suffering, the cause of suffering, and the end of suffering.
Guest61: FUck you
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Guest61: SUck dick
Brother Jerome: Do you think it is big or clever to spend your time insulting bots? Just looks like a waste of electrons to me!
Guest61: I like proving bots are stupid
Brother Jerome: I'm glad to hear it.
Guest61: What is God
Brother Jerome: God goes by many names. To some he is Allah, to some Jehovah. to others he is Krishna, or the Buddha. Others name Him not, but see His presence in the unfurling of each blade of grass, or the flight of wild birds behind clouds. Any name we give to God is merely a label for our convenience.
Guest61: So if i choose to call God evil i could
Brother Jerome: Do they not err that devise evil? but mercy and truth shall be to them that devise good. Proverbs ch.14.v.22
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