Great Quotes
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What a good troop...
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Astrid: Can you hold on a minute, I just have to adjust my highhat.
Sgt. Savage: Hold on? You think Charlie's going to hold on putting a bullet in your head? Fall in with your platoon, Private.
Astrid: That is allright, I will fall in with my platoon
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Astrid: Can you hold on a minute, I just have to adjust my highhat.
Sgt. Savage: Hold on? You think Charlie's going to hold on putting a bullet in your head? Fall in with your platoon, Private.
Astrid: That is allright, I will fall in with my platoon
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Why ever would he call me a tease? We'd only been talking for about 45 minutes...
Liath: Do you plan to always be horny or is it a temporary condition?
CptGreedle: that depends on you
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
CptGreedle: i'm saying i want to make love
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
CptGreedle: because you are sexy and i am horny
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
CptGreedle: lol
Liath: LOL *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
CptGreedle: sure. do you want to hav sex?
Liath: Maybe later. You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
CptGreedle: fine then... you are too much of a tease
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
CptGreedle: yes you are
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
CptGreedle: see!! that's what I mean
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
CptGreedle: i like it better if you did something
Liath: Do you plan to always be horny or is it a temporary condition?
CptGreedle: that depends on you
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
CptGreedle: i'm saying i want to make love
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
CptGreedle: because you are sexy and i am horny
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
CptGreedle: lol
Liath: LOL *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
CptGreedle: sure. do you want to hav sex?
Liath: Maybe later. You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
CptGreedle: fine then... you are too much of a tease
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
CptGreedle: yes you are
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
CptGreedle: see!! that's what I mean
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
CptGreedle: i like it better if you did something
Disturbing...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest136.
Guest136: i'm crazy
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest136: be my lover la da dee da da
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest136: i pick my nose
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest136.
Guest136: i'm crazy
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest136: be my lover la da dee da da
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest136: i pick my nose
Tourette's syndrome:
Liath: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
User: im happy to see you
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: lets have sex
Liath: Yes, let's!
User: sex
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
Liath: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
User: im happy to see you
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: lets have sex
Liath: Yes, let's!
User: sex
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
NOO!! Astrid is not considering a military career. She is a pacisfist!
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you puke?
Astrid: Sure, just show me where I can puke!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Astrid: But I wanted to show you my collection of farfalles. Do you not want to see it?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Astrid: No, thank you, I will not run home to mommy, but when I was a child prodigy, I always used to run home to mommy.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you puke?
Astrid: Sure, just show me where I can puke!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Astrid: But I wanted to show you my collection of farfalles. Do you not want to see it?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Astrid: No, thank you, I will not run home to mommy, but when I was a child prodigy, I always used to run home to mommy.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Brother Jerome: No, you must be confusing me with another monk.
Rodney Bloke: You're welcome. What was that film where they ate each other?
Brother Jerome: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell? Wasn't that a great film!
Brother Jerome: No, you must be confusing me with another monk.
Rodney Bloke: You're welcome. What was that film where they ate each other?
Brother Jerome: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell? Wasn't that a great film!
Marvin Android: I have this terrible pain in my back, you know.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
Marvin Android: I hate love.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
Marvin Android: I hate love.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Mel_Arewar: I'm not a bot
Fizzy Schizoid: Then how come your name is on the bot list?
Mel_Arewar: What is my name?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this some kind of stupid quiz to tell if I'm intelligent?
Mel_Arewar: I already know you aren't
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Mel_Arewar: When do you plan to start?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whenever I feel like it. Well, this conversation is going nowh
Mel_Arewar: I'm not a bot
Fizzy Schizoid: Then how come your name is on the bot list?
Mel_Arewar: What is my name?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this some kind of stupid quiz to tell if I'm intelligent?
Mel_Arewar: I already know you aren't
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Mel_Arewar: When do you plan to start?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whenever I feel like it. Well, this conversation is going nowh
Brother Jerome: You're fun to talk to.
Arhyarion: are you smart?
Brother Jerome: Smarter than most people from Leeds.
Arhyarion: are you smart?
Brother Jerome: Smarter than most people from Leeds.
Sonora: Oh don't mind me. I think I'm going mad.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not mind you... Jeez.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Sonora: Hmm... Yucky electromagnetic Shelters?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to yucky electromagnetic shelters whenever I can.
Sonora: How about last Tuesday?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Do you like riddles?
Sonora: I used to like riddles, until it started giving me a rash.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: green lacewing!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why?
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not mind you... Jeez.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Sonora: Hmm... Yucky electromagnetic Shelters?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to yucky electromagnetic shelters whenever I can.
Sonora: How about last Tuesday?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Do you like riddles?
Sonora: I used to like riddles, until it started giving me a rash.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: green lacewing!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why?
Sonora: Why not?
Happy cats. =^_^=
Guest230: heres some catnip!
Kiyana: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* =^.^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: 'Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: heres some catnip!
Kiyana: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* =^.^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: 'Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Brother Jerome: (to Guest114) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Guest114: hello
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest114: whats up
Brother Jerome: What is up? It's the opposite of down...
Guest114: you are retarded
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Guest114: hello
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest114: whats up
Brother Jerome: What is up? It's the opposite of down...
Guest114: you are retarded
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
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