Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I have been rescued from the rhinos!
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i am honest, hard working, a great lover, very sexy and a pleasure to be with
Liath: *smiles coyly at you*
User: may i take your hand
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can take my hand or not.
User: takes your hand a caresses your hand, mmmmmmmm very nice and soft
Liath: So tell me, Jigs, where are you from? *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
User: i am from the north. *smiles into your eyes and into your heart*
Liath: Well, next time I am in the north, maybe we can get together and have some fun.
User: i like to have fun
Liath: *giggles* When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: you are soft and cuddly
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what is it!
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: *saves you from the rhinos* do not fear, i will look after you
Liath: Yes, look after me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
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I have been rescued from the rhinos!Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i am honest, hard working, a great lover, very sexy and a pleasure to be with
Liath: *smiles coyly at you*
User: may i take your hand
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can take my hand or not.
User: takes your hand a caresses your hand, mmmmmmmm very nice and soft
Liath: So tell me, Jigs, where are you from? *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
User: i am from the north. *smiles into your eyes and into your heart*
Liath: Well, next time I am in the north, maybe we can get together and have some fun.
User: i like to have fun
Liath: *giggles* When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: you are soft and cuddly
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what is it!
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: *saves you from the rhinos* do not fear, i will look after you
Liath: Yes, look after me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
Liath: (to User) It's a pleasure to meet you, User. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
User: hi
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
User: do you like sex?
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
User: hi
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
User: do you like sex?
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
The Road To Chastity
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally chaste way.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Not I: Is it good to take the chance and cut it off him?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally chaste way.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Not I: Is it good to take the chance and cut it off him?
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a irritating swuthead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Pete Puma: Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Pete Puma: Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Failed intervention:<0>
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
Entire convo (edited for language;childishly adult)
Sonora: (to sexy fudda) Glad to meet you.
sexy fudda: hi
Sonora: *sings* The variegated meadowhawks go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
sexy fudda: f*** u
Sonora: Some words are just too ugly for common usage.
sexy fudda: were do u live
Sonora: What, here? Now?
sexy fudda: yes
Sonora: Hmm... Young exponential Snakes?
sexy fudda: what does that mean
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
sexy fudda: tell me now please
Sonora: You got it! now please now please now please!
sexy fudda: i now were u live i will comeand rape u
Sonora: I was SOO live that I could barely finish my tarantula!
sexy fudda: shut up what is ur name
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a water buffalo.
Nah... I think this user will definitely be treated like a water buffalo.
Sonora: (to sexy fudda) Glad to meet you.
sexy fudda: hi
Sonora: *sings* The variegated meadowhawks go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
sexy fudda: f*** u
Sonora: Some words are just too ugly for common usage.
sexy fudda: were do u live
Sonora: What, here? Now?
sexy fudda: yes
Sonora: Hmm... Young exponential Snakes?
sexy fudda: what does that mean
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
sexy fudda: tell me now please
Sonora: You got it! now please now please now please!
sexy fudda: i now were u live i will comeand rape u
Sonora: I was SOO live that I could barely finish my tarantula!
sexy fudda: shut up what is ur name
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a water buffalo.
Nah... I think this user will definitely be treated like a water buffalo.
This is just wrong!!!!
Guest224: What kinf of fun do you and your sister do?
Kiyana: My sister an infected one me and do
Guest224: What kinf of fun do you and your sister do?
Kiyana: My sister an infected one me and do
God Louise: Are you saying it didn't make sense?
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
God Louise: Oh Me! What have I created? I'm sure I didn't make you that way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
God Louise: Then don't!
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry.
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, God Louise.
God Louise: You're easy to please.
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
God Louise: Oh Me! What have I created? I'm sure I didn't make you that way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
God Louise: Then don't!
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry.
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, God Louise.
God Louise: You're easy to please.
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
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