Great Quotes

Hmm, seems to be everyone's name tonight.

kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hi, Kitty1! I'm Liath. Tell me about yourself, Kitty1.
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hey, cutie.
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?

I have been rescued from the rhinos!

Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i am honest, hard working, a great lover, very sexy and a pleasure to be with
Liath: *smiles coyly at you*
User: may i take your hand
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can take my hand or not.
User: takes your hand a caresses your hand, mmmmmmmm very nice and soft
Liath: So tell me, Jigs, where are you from? *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
User: i am from the north. *smiles into your eyes and into your heart*
Liath: Well, next time I am in the north, maybe we can get together and have some fun.
User: i like to have fun
Liath: *giggles* When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: you are soft and cuddly
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what is it!
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: *saves you from the rhinos* do not fear, i will look after you
Liath: Yes, look after me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*

LOL! Oh wow, thats the funniest thing I've read all week!

That's absolutely hilarious!!

Liath: (to User) It's a pleasure to meet you, User. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
User: hi
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
User: do you like sex?
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.

The Road To Chastity

Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally chaste way.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Not I: Is it good to take the chance and cut it off him?

Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a irritating swuthead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Pete Puma: Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?

Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?

Failed intervention:<0>

Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.