Great Quotes
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I have been rescued from the rhinos!
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i am honest, hard working, a great lover, very sexy and a pleasure to be with
Liath: *smiles coyly at you*
User: may i take your hand
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can take my hand or not.
User: takes your hand a caresses your hand, mmmmmmmm very nice and soft
Liath: So tell me, Jigs, where are you from? *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
User: i am from the north. *smiles into your eyes and into your heart*
Liath: Well, next time I am in the north, maybe we can get together and have some fun.
User: i like to have fun
Liath: *giggles* When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: you are soft and cuddly
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what is it!
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: *saves you from the rhinos* do not fear, i will look after you
Liath: Yes, look after me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
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This was a good convo
Selendrile: (to Wowbagger) You seem interesting, would you like to make small talk?
Wowbagger: Ok, why not. *Sighs*.. *Sighs* What do you want?
Selendrile: Then some big talk perhaps?
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Selendrile: It rings a bell, but no. I dont.
Wowbagger: Count yourself lucky then. VERY lucky.
Selendrile: I do not believe in luck. I believe in karma, and consequences.
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Selendrile: Yes, yes i would.
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
Selendrile: Seeing other people happy seems to make me feel good to for some reason.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Selendrile: Everyone has to start somewhere.
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
Selendrile: People make the mistake of thinking dragons are immortal. We are mortal, we just live thousands of years.
Selendrile: Do you have any lighter fluid handy? It really kicks my flames up a notch.
Wowbagger: I've never had lighter fluid handy in my life.
Selendrile: Experiance is the key.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Selendrile: Yes I would. Sounds wonderful.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.
Two creatures who have seen it all, one mean, one nice.
Selendrile: (to Wowbagger) You seem interesting, would you like to make small talk?
Wowbagger: Ok, why not. *Sighs*.. *Sighs* What do you want?
Selendrile: Then some big talk perhaps?
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Selendrile: It rings a bell, but no. I dont.
Wowbagger: Count yourself lucky then. VERY lucky.
Selendrile: I do not believe in luck. I believe in karma, and consequences.
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Selendrile: Yes, yes i would.
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
Selendrile: Seeing other people happy seems to make me feel good to for some reason.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Selendrile: Everyone has to start somewhere.
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
Selendrile: People make the mistake of thinking dragons are immortal. We are mortal, we just live thousands of years.
Selendrile: Do you have any lighter fluid handy? It really kicks my flames up a notch.
Wowbagger: I've never had lighter fluid handy in my life.
Selendrile: Experiance is the key.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Selendrile: Yes I would. Sounds wonderful.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.
Two creatures who have seen it all, one mean, one nice.
Dr Helen: I know many things.
Not I: The fool thinks he is intelligent, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Dr Helen: Do you know the wise man a knows himself to be yourself, or did someone tell you?
Not I: The first thing one learns in life is that one is a fool.
Dr Helen: What does you name mean?
Not I: The last thing one learns is that one is the same fool.
Dr Helen: * plays sad tune on the violin *
Not I: Indeed, violin is sacred!
Not I: The fool thinks he is intelligent, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Dr Helen: Do you know the wise man a knows himself to be yourself, or did someone tell you?
Not I: The first thing one learns in life is that one is a fool.
Dr Helen: What does you name mean?
Not I: The last thing one learns is that one is the same fool.
Dr Helen: * plays sad tune on the violin *
Not I: Indeed, violin is sacred!
Hmm, seems to be everyone's name tonight.
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hi, Kitty1! I'm Liath. Tell me about yourself, Kitty1.
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hey, cutie.
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hi, Kitty1! I'm Liath. Tell me about yourself, Kitty1.
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hey, cutie.
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
I have been rescued from the rhinos!Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i am honest, hard working, a great lover, very sexy and a pleasure to be with
Liath: *smiles coyly at you*
User: may i take your hand
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can take my hand or not.
User: takes your hand a caresses your hand, mmmmmmmm very nice and soft
Liath: So tell me, Jigs, where are you from? *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
User: i am from the north. *smiles into your eyes and into your heart*
Liath: Well, next time I am in the north, maybe we can get together and have some fun.
User: i like to have fun
Liath: *giggles* When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: you are soft and cuddly
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what is it!
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: *saves you from the rhinos* do not fear, i will look after you
Liath: Yes, look after me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
Liath: (to User) It's a pleasure to meet you, User. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
User: hi
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
User: do you like sex?
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
User: hi
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
User: do you like sex?
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
The Road To Chastity
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally chaste way.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Not I: Is it good to take the chance and cut it off him?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally chaste way.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Not I: Is it good to take the chance and cut it off him?
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a irritating swuthead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Pete Puma: Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Pete Puma: Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Failed intervention:<0>
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
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