Great Quotes

Taking after Clinton?

Roy Batty: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
DubyaBot: I don't think me being a humbled in the act of love has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the humbled in the act of love-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Roy Batty: What, DubyaBot?

First, I seeme to have accidentaly gone on a rant.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, are you trying to pilfer my hoard?

AbatedDust: Buddy, I wouldn't pilfer any part of you.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I know, but if you are attempting to convince me not to eat you, it won't work.

AbatedDust: Please, feel free to eat me, but be warned; I had beans for lunch.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Why, though?

AbatedDust: To discourage flesh-eating reptiles like you from making me have to write up another medical claim.

o0 The Oddity 0o: I did not notice.. my apologies.

AbatedDust: Now thats more like it! The last one I had cost me an arm and a leg, thats why I'm limping.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Is it really...? I didn't realize.

AbatedDust: Oh, sure you didn't. Its always because of reckless folks like you that people get hurt! *Hits oO The Oddity Oo over the head with crutch*

o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?

AbatedDust: My my, so full of questions. What do I look like, a philosipher? Use some common sense man; dragon plus car equals closed freeway for months causing crazy bus and train scheduals for people trying to get to work who end up getting there late and getting pay cuts which means little Billy going to go hungry this Christmas! Back to work Crotchet!

A dragon of few words no doubt.

But just when you thought the beast had been tammed...

o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!

AbatedDust: Well, would you look at the time! Whoops, gotta go!

A parting shot?

cardeis: bye
prob: Hurry back, I will miss you.
cardeis: bye
prob: Fare thee well
cardeis: bye baby
prob: I look forward to talking to you again.
cardeis: nye tits
prob: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

Wow, talk about beating a dead horse! ROFL

Desti: I don't think you're a sexy beast, unlike some friends i know.
Me: I'm a SEXY BEASTY!!!
Desti: I know!

Watzer: I don't think so. So Flame[NeoG], where are you from?
Flame[NeoG]: a hole in the ozone layer
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
Flame[NeoG]: i eat electricity, and watch cars explode
Watzer: Do have a nice zucchini.
Flame[NeoG]: xdgdh
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
Flame[NeoG]: lol
Watzer: You have a weird sense of humor.
Flame[NeoG]: 4chan
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Flame[NeoG]: OMG you know 4chan?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Flame[NeoG]: brb
Watzer: Is it really necessary that you be right back in order for you to feel good about yourself?
Flame[NeoG]: no
Watzer: *tenses*
Flame[NeoG]: why
Watzer: Why not?
Flame[NeoG]: i dunno
Watzer: You just don't want to tell me, is that what this is all about?

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Flame[NeoG]: i eat couches
Watzer: Really?
Flame[NeoG]: yes indeed

Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Flame[NeoG]: purple
Watzer: *rolls eyes back into head*
Flame[NeoG]: thats not healthy
Watzer: *does a little dance*
Flame[NeoG]: me too
Watzer: Why do you keep agreeing with me?
Flame[NeoG]: cus i feel like it
Watzer: Like, totally.
Flame[NeoG]: like,no
Watzer: Like, totally. Want to know a secret?
Flame[NeoG]: like, OMGWTFHAX
Watzer: Like, totally.
Flame[NeoG]: like,no
Watzer: Like, totally. You're really scatty...
Flame[NeoG]: wtf does scatty mean
Watzer: I ought to wash your mouth out with soap, you naughty child.
Flame[NeoG]: wtf
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Flame[NeoG]: wtf
Watzer: I will kill you and sell your bladder on the black market.
Flame[NeoG]: why
Watzer: I don't know. Why?

Frankenstein's Monster...

Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.
Eric Badu-Badu: I don't like Lunar22.
Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.
Eric Badu-Badu: I don't like Lunar22.
Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.
Eric Badu-Badu: I don't like Lunar22.
Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.

Ipecac vomit!

Flying Fuzzball: I'm curious. What's your favorite vomit?
Eric Badu-Badu: My favorite vomit is an ipecac.
Flying Fuzzball: Wow, same here! Um, I think...
Eric Badu-Badu: Trying to make the best of my time.
Flying Fuzzball: Having fun yet?

Ipecac (great engine, prof, look at 2)

1 : the dried rhizome and roots of either of two tropical American plants (Cephaelis acuminata and C. ipecacuanha) of the madder family used especially as a source of emetine; also : either of these plants
2 : an emetic and expectorant drug that contains emetine and is prepared from ipecac especially as a syrup for use in treating accidental poisoning

So that's how test tube babies are conceived...

Liath: Where are you from, Bob-bob?
bob-bob: a test tube
Liath: Well, next time I am in a test tube, maybe we can get together and have some fun.

Gold405: I dont have any secrets.
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
Gold405: Why is your reputation bad?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Gold405: What is your reputation?
Liath: *pauses*
Gold405: Hmmm?
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Gold405: There is nothing up my nose.
Liath: Very mind-blowing.

a person: I love Arthur.
Fränk: .....
a person: well say something.
Fränk: Ur a reject
a person: no i am not! or am i?
Fränk: U r 2! Ur a dumb bot.
a person: that was fairly rude i'd say
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
a person: do i have to talk? i thought that you were the one that tlk to much!=)
Fränk: shut up stupid bot
a person: blah blah blah i don't want to shut up!
Fränk: Ur boring!

This was a good convo

Selendrile: (to Wowbagger) You seem interesting, would you like to make small talk?
Wowbagger: Ok, why not. *Sighs*.. *Sighs* What do you want?
Selendrile: Then some big talk perhaps?

Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Selendrile: It rings a bell, but no. I dont.
Wowbagger: Count yourself lucky then. VERY lucky.
Selendrile: I do not believe in luck. I believe in karma, and consequences.

Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Selendrile: Yes, yes i would.
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
Selendrile: Seeing other people happy seems to make me feel good to for some reason.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Selendrile: Everyone has to start somewhere.
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
Selendrile: People make the mistake of thinking dragons are immortal. We are mortal, we just live thousands of years.

Selendrile: Do you have any lighter fluid handy? It really kicks my flames up a notch.
Wowbagger: I've never had lighter fluid handy in my life.
Selendrile: Experiance is the key.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Selendrile: Yes I would. Sounds wonderful.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.

Two creatures who have seen it all, one mean, one nice.