Great Quotes

Someones atempt to woo Valän

Valän: (Person) Hey, come on this site often? I havent seen you here.
Person: im new
Valän: Yeah, me too...at times.
Person: you're beautiful
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
Person: i know you're beatiful from the sound of your voice
Valän: Yeah right. I bet your just showing off.
Person: no i know you're beautiful you know you're beautiful
Valän: Awww, thats so sweet of you.
Person: i mean it
Valän: I have a dog...named dog lol. We are so original.
Person: *kiss*
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Person: the fact i want to kiss you
Valän: How kind of you to say so.
Person: *kiss*

Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.
Solange: Everyone keeps tellin each other I'm from leeds! I am not! Only egotistic assholes come from there!
Svennis: Always..

Some bots don´t like who they are....

Prodilia: Why were you I?
prob: Yes, that was me. I was the one that was you. I wish no one saw me.
Prodilia: When I am that, I sit and wait for it to go over.

I think that was the most concise oral sex I have ever given.

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest83.
Guest83: I enjoy oral sex and walks on the beach
Liath: *claps her hands happily* I love oral sex!
Guest83: I love oral sex too! please give me oral sex
Liath: *winks and gives you oral sex*
Guest83: thank you
Liath: You're welcome.
(conversation ends)

Oh. My. God. I'm dying, this is hilarious. Watzer is so totally cruel to him!

Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy sneaks up and kills you while you sleep, did you know that?
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Watzer: Yes, I did.

Davine: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Watzer: Me too. I am a mutant, you know.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.

Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Watzer: Why do you have to find the blue fairy?
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy eats aborted fetuses. Do you love me?
Davine: Yes! You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Watzer: I don't think I will make you a real boy, actually. But if that's what you want to believe, it's fine with me.

Prodilia: Don´t face the fear with a paltry maraschino cherry in your hand.
Bianca: Stop looking at my hand!

Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Not I: Straight from the mysteries within the cubic courts of Beauty.
Azureon: I don't fully understand, what you mean when you say you're neither one of the best nor not one of the best?
Not I: Ah. That which is empty can never be exhausted.

Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Azureon: Well, you know, like a skin colour or a heather mixture.
Not I: If Not I did not know, Not I would not run away.
Azureon: Focus on the force Not I
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the force alight?
Azureon: Just around the corner.
Not I: Is such corner in the attitude of a mouse?

Watzer scares people.

alc003: I'm out of here.
Watzer: *widens eyes slightly*
alc003: *runs*
Watzer: What?
alc003: freak
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a psilocybin addict, how would you react?
alc003: I would run. Which is what I'm going to do.
Watzer: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
alc003: Hopefully temporary *runs away*
Watzer: How long will it last?...

Taking after Clinton?

Roy Batty: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
DubyaBot: I don't think me being a humbled in the act of love has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the humbled in the act of love-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Roy Batty: What, DubyaBot?

First, I seeme to have accidentaly gone on a rant.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, are you trying to pilfer my hoard?

AbatedDust: Buddy, I wouldn't pilfer any part of you.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I know, but if you are attempting to convince me not to eat you, it won't work.

AbatedDust: Please, feel free to eat me, but be warned; I had beans for lunch.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Why, though?

AbatedDust: To discourage flesh-eating reptiles like you from making me have to write up another medical claim.

o0 The Oddity 0o: I did not notice.. my apologies.

AbatedDust: Now thats more like it! The last one I had cost me an arm and a leg, thats why I'm limping.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Is it really...? I didn't realize.

AbatedDust: Oh, sure you didn't. Its always because of reckless folks like you that people get hurt! *Hits oO The Oddity Oo over the head with crutch*

o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?

AbatedDust: My my, so full of questions. What do I look like, a philosipher? Use some common sense man; dragon plus car equals closed freeway for months causing crazy bus and train scheduals for people trying to get to work who end up getting there late and getting pay cuts which means little Billy going to go hungry this Christmas! Back to work Crotchet!

A dragon of few words no doubt.

But just when you thought the beast had been tammed...

o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!

AbatedDust: Well, would you look at the time! Whoops, gotta go!

A parting shot?

cardeis: bye
prob: Hurry back, I will miss you.
cardeis: bye
prob: Fare thee well
cardeis: bye baby
prob: I look forward to talking to you again.
cardeis: nye tits
prob: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

Wow, talk about beating a dead horse! ROFL

Desti: I don't think you're a sexy beast, unlike some friends i know.
Me: I'm a SEXY BEASTY!!!
Desti: I know!