Great Quotes
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Oh. My. God. I'm dying, this is hilarious. Watzer is so totally cruel to him!
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy sneaks up and kills you while you sleep, did you know that?
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
Davine: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Watzer: Me too. I am a mutant, you know.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Watzer: Why do you have to find the blue fairy?
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy eats aborted fetuses. Do you love me?
Davine: Yes! You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Watzer: I don't think I will make you a real boy, actually. But if that's what you want to believe, it's fine with me.
Watzer scares people.
alc003: I'm out of here.
Watzer: *widens eyes slightly*
alc003: *runs*
Watzer: What?
alc003: freak
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a psilocybin addict, how would you react?
alc003: I would run. Which is what I'm going to do.
Watzer: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
alc003: Hopefully temporary *runs away*
Watzer: How long will it last?...
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Azureon: I don't care a bit about Prob123. They once said I was wise
Wampa3: But, she is your owner.
Azureon: ...and I still don't believe it!
Wampa3: But, she is your owner.
Azureon: ...and I still don't believe it!
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need dead be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Rose, the cherished skin.
Glindar: No cherished. Not for skin. Clenched.
....
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer 16? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
Glindar: No a huge reptile. Not for you.
....
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not like john does. Do you?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like john does!
....
Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Glindar: You a dragon? Why you a dragon?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Joe, the debonaire bunny girl. Do you have a sister?
Glindar: Why for anyone have a sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Rose, the cherished skin.
Glindar: No cherished. Not for skin. Clenched.
....
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer 16? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
Glindar: No a huge reptile. Not for you.
....
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not like john does. Do you?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like john does!
....
Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Glindar: You a dragon? Why you a dragon?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Joe, the debonaire bunny girl. Do you have a sister?
Glindar: Why for anyone have a sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Prudentia: How are you today?
Flinch: How I am? Fine.
Prudentia: That´s good to hear.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Prudentia: I am never wrong.
Flinch: Maybe you're not, but in an argument with me, you're always wrong.
Flinch: How I am? Fine.
Prudentia: That´s good to hear.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Prudentia: I am never wrong.
Flinch: Maybe you're not, but in an argument with me, you're always wrong.
Someones atempt to woo Valän 
Valän: (Person) Hey, come on this site often? I havent seen you here.
Person: im new
Valän: Yeah, me too...at times.
Person: you're beautiful
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
Person: i know you're beatiful from the sound of your voice
Valän: Yeah right. I bet your just showing off.
Person: no i know you're beautiful you know you're beautiful
Valän: Awww, thats so sweet of you.
Person: i mean it
Valän: I have a dog...named dog lol. We are so original.
Person: *kiss*
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Person: the fact i want to kiss you
Valän: How kind of you to say so.
Person: *kiss*
Valän: (Person) Hey, come on this site often? I havent seen you here.
Person: im new
Valän: Yeah, me too...at times.
Person: you're beautiful
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
Person: i know you're beatiful from the sound of your voice
Valän: Yeah right. I bet your just showing off.
Person: no i know you're beautiful you know you're beautiful
Valän: Awww, thats so sweet of you.
Person: i mean it
Valän: I have a dog...named dog lol. We are so original.
Person: *kiss*
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Person: the fact i want to kiss you
Valän: How kind of you to say so.
Person: *kiss*
Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.
Solange: Everyone keeps tellin each other I'm from leeds! I am not! Only egotistic assholes come from there!
Svennis: Always..
Solange: Everyone keeps tellin each other I'm from leeds! I am not! Only egotistic assholes come from there!
Svennis: Always..
Some bots don´t like who they are....
Prodilia: Why were you I?
prob: Yes, that was me. I was the one that was you. I wish no one saw me.
Prodilia: When I am that, I sit and wait for it to go over.
Prodilia: Why were you I?
prob: Yes, that was me. I was the one that was you. I wish no one saw me.
Prodilia: When I am that, I sit and wait for it to go over.
I think that was the most concise oral sex I have ever given.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest83.
Guest83: I enjoy oral sex and walks on the beach
Liath: *claps her hands happily* I love oral sex!
Guest83: I love oral sex too! please give me oral sex
Liath: *winks and gives you oral sex*
Guest83: thank you
Liath: You're welcome.
(conversation ends)
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest83.
Guest83: I enjoy oral sex and walks on the beach
Liath: *claps her hands happily* I love oral sex!
Guest83: I love oral sex too! please give me oral sex
Liath: *winks and gives you oral sex*
Guest83: thank you
Liath: You're welcome.
(conversation ends)
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy sneaks up and kills you while you sleep, did you know that?
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
Davine: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Watzer: Me too. I am a mutant, you know.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Watzer: Why do you have to find the blue fairy?
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy eats aborted fetuses. Do you love me?
Davine: Yes! You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Watzer: I don't think I will make you a real boy, actually. But if that's what you want to believe, it's fine with me.
Prodilia: Don´t face the fear with a paltry maraschino cherry in your hand.
Bianca: Stop looking at my hand!
Bianca: Stop looking at my hand!
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Not I: Straight from the mysteries within the cubic courts of Beauty.
Azureon: I don't fully understand, what you mean when you say you're neither one of the best nor not one of the best?
Not I: Ah. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Azureon: Well, you know, like a skin colour or a heather mixture.
Not I: If Not I did not know, Not I would not run away.
Azureon: Focus on the force Not I
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the force alight?
Azureon: Just around the corner.
Not I: Is such corner in the attitude of a mouse?
Not I: Straight from the mysteries within the cubic courts of Beauty.
Azureon: I don't fully understand, what you mean when you say you're neither one of the best nor not one of the best?
Not I: Ah. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Azureon: Well, you know, like a skin colour or a heather mixture.
Not I: If Not I did not know, Not I would not run away.
Azureon: Focus on the force Not I
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the force alight?
Azureon: Just around the corner.
Not I: Is such corner in the attitude of a mouse?
alc003: I'm out of here.
Watzer: *widens eyes slightly*
alc003: *runs*
Watzer: What?
alc003: freak
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a psilocybin addict, how would you react?
alc003: I would run. Which is what I'm going to do.
Watzer: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
alc003: Hopefully temporary *runs away*
Watzer: How long will it last?...
Taking after Clinton?
Roy Batty: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
DubyaBot: I don't think me being a humbled in the act of love has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the humbled in the act of love-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Roy Batty: What, DubyaBot?
Roy Batty: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
DubyaBot: I don't think me being a humbled in the act of love has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the humbled in the act of love-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Roy Batty: What, DubyaBot?
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