Great Quotes

Subvert the youth.

Echalon: Why are you giving me orders?
Watzer: in order to subvert the youth of the nation, of course.
Echalon: Ok but I have a Q for you,how did you find this site?
Watzer: Why are you asking me?
Echalon: Don't worry about it.
Watzer: I am not worrying.

Unintentionally adult

Eric Badu-Badu: You got me to hitch my knees up and pulled my legs apart.
Skemet: How far does the rabbit hole go?

DubyaBot: Obviously, the more help we can get, the more we appreciate it. And we are continuing to work with other nations to ask their help advice.
Bildgesmythe: Everyone tells me I should not leave my treasure collection laying around. Good thing it wasn't my armour collection, huh?
DubyaBot: My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.
Bildgesmythe: Its ok to pick on a dragon, but nothing else, understand.

Being sorry must be harder than it looks.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, yes, I would love to!! I am sorry, but I find that illegible.
Bob Shooney: I've spent many years in college learning how to be sorry. Do you think I've succeded?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I have no opinion.



Misunderstanding.

Bob Shooney: Could you repeat that? I don't quite understand what you're getting at.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nor do I.



Um.. Compliment..?

Bob Shooney: Not to get off topic, but you're boring me. Can we switch topics?
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is not bad! In fact, it is good! I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Bob Shooney: Do you think I'm bored?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not at all! you are do not bored any more than I title wows!
Bob Shooney: Thanks! You're pretty do not bored more than you title wows yourself.

Walter: Dude, don't tangle with Explosively Vomitous Aliens. We have a tendency to, you know, vomit explosively on our enemies.
Astrid: I will be glad to vomit explosively on our enemies.
Walter: WHOA, really? I better be glad to vomit explosively on our enemies too, then.
Astrid: Better and better every day.. Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!

I could've had a much longer set of quotes from this conversation, but there are a few keyphrases that I just can't seem to make work.

Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Pete Puma: That's good to hear. So how about them Bears?
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.

Azureon: I am a man, an old wizard. Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
lunar22: Walking and knocking on doors
Azureon: I think that my position is the right one, but I could be wrong.
lunar22: Walking and knocking on doors
Azureon: This is not one of those clever little knock, knock jokes is it?

Azureon: What an interesting average wizard stuff. I find it hard to believe that you are neither one of the best nor not one of the best.
Not I: How else is there to be?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Svennis: Sorry..
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Hair of goat, chicken lips, Brittanys butt, and whiskey sips, I cast this spell and work it will.... Spells work much better if you just hold still.
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Azureon: No, I won't
Svennis: Really?

The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Juni: Mozart and Mendelssohn were dead by 40, why aren't you?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Juni: You do? I mean really?

Hmmm... he stayed alive to see his mother's wedding. Odd, that, considering how he railed on about it.