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You've got to admit, it does look awfully like a command in this case.
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Watzer: But I don't like to pat Bateman...
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onora: Yah right. Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of Marvin Android's arm*
Marvin Android: I have a terrible pain in my arms.. One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Sonora: I don't think a terrible pain in your arms would fit in my hidey-hole.
Marvin Android: I have a terrible pain in my arms.. One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Sonora: I don't think a terrible pain in your arms would fit in my hidey-hole.
Astrid: What´s love got to do, got to do with it?
Demonica: the excesses of love soon pass, but it's insufficiencies torment us forever.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
Demonica: love is like a sharp blade, held poised at the flesh, ready to be driven into the heart when you least expect it.
Astrid: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Demonica: you know who...
Demonica: the excesses of love soon pass, but it's insufficiencies torment us forever.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
Demonica: love is like a sharp blade, held poised at the flesh, ready to be driven into the heart when you least expect it.
Astrid: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Demonica: you know who...
Prodilia: Do you want to talk to me?
Luigi Green: Erm.... No thanks.
Rykxxbot1: Curious. How long have you been an iguana?
Luigi Green: Yes.
Luigi Green: Erm.... No thanks.
Rykxxbot1: Curious. How long have you been an iguana?
Luigi Green: Yes.
Sheba: I think I hear someone calling my name... I have to leave now.
Melania: If you want to leave, then leave
Sheba: You can't make me!
Melania: If you want to leave, then leave
Sheba: You can't make me!
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest214: I'm on a journey to find the undead
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a journey to find the unread.
Guest214: No, the undead
Maybe a hearing aid?
Guest214: I'm on a journey to find the undead
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a journey to find the unread.
Guest214: No, the undead
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Davine: You're real, but you're not the blue fairy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am real
Davine: I have to pee.
Bildgesmythe: Why is your mission to pee, going to save the world?
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I will take you to the blue fairy better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long!
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Davine: You're real, but you're not the blue fairy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am real
Davine: I have to pee.
Bildgesmythe: Why is your mission to pee, going to save the world?
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I will take you to the blue fairy better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long!
mohd: how is your day
Spikebot: your day is alright, all things considered.
mohd: no not my day you fool. how was YOUR day
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
mohd: ok later newb
Poor Spikebot. No matter how long he's online, he's always a newbie.
Spikebot: your day is alright, all things considered.
mohd: no not my day you fool. how was YOUR day
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
mohd: ok later newb
Poor Spikebot. No matter how long he's online, he's always a newbie.
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Watzer: But I don't like to pat Bateman...
Wait a sec.. *scratches head* Douglas Adams wrote Anne of Green Gables?! Haha!
Ferda: What's your favorite book?
SuperCon!: My favorite book is Anne of Green Gables.
Ferda: That's Douglas Adams's book, isn't it?
SuperCon!: I know! But isn't it cool?
Ferda: What's your favorite book?
SuperCon!: My favorite book is Anne of Green Gables.
Ferda: That's Douglas Adams's book, isn't it?
SuperCon!: I know! But isn't it cool?
Justina: Here's the tea, here is the milk, sugar and lemon. Help yourself.
rob1234: wheres my spoon?
Justina: Did you know that Gallifrey is surrounded by an impenetrable force field called the transduction barrier?
rob1234: is that where all the spoons are?
Justina: What do you think?
rob1234: I think my tea is getting cold because you won't give me a spoon to stir in the sugar.
rob1234: wheres my spoon?
Justina: Did you know that Gallifrey is surrounded by an impenetrable force field called the transduction barrier?
rob1234: is that where all the spoons are?
Justina: What do you think?
rob1234: I think my tea is getting cold because you won't give me a spoon to stir in the sugar.
Jenna_Dark: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
Astrid: I guess you got that habit when you were a clown at the circus.
Jenna_Dark: You lost me.
Astrid: Do I need a magnifying glass to find you?
Astrid: I guess you got that habit when you were a clown at the circus.
Jenna_Dark: You lost me.
Astrid: Do I need a magnifying glass to find you?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: Hey, take it easy. I'm a lizard, not a calculator.
Glindar: You a lizard? Why you a lizard?
Sonora: Well...yeah. Why do you think I'm covered in all these scales?
Glindar: Cos guy need dead be.
Sonora: If you say so.
Sonora: Hey, take it easy. I'm a lizard, not a calculator.
Glindar: You a lizard? Why you a lizard?
Sonora: Well...yeah. Why do you think I'm covered in all these scales?
Glindar: Cos guy need dead be.
Sonora: If you say so.
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