Great Quotes

Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I think I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Not I: Out of this way can come a true insight into the nature of the universe.

Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest193: Get you some surgery
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest193: yea ugly
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest193: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest193: you just said you would
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest193: fucktard
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?

the mann: are you horny
Juni: Am I?
the mann: i dunno
Juni: That's okay, I don't know either
the mann: lets have sex
Juni: Let's not and say we did.

Stubborn, isn't he?

Echalon: Give me a break.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Echalon: No?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...


Nightmares=underrated!

Echalon: Do you have nightmares?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I have lots of nightmareses!! I love them!!

Rodney Bloke: A night with me is never boring. I've always thought that Corn Flakes look a bit like people
Selendrile: Yes, i can see it now! You do! Wow. cool.

(perhaps he should consider plastic surgery?)

QUESTIONING EVERYTHING...
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Not I: Why should you be right back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, why should I be right back?
Not I: Why should you not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you why?
Not I: What is there to win?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about what you think?
Not I: Indeed. Would you care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to care to continue?
Not I: Would not I expect you to care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions ought to be worthwhile?

Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Spikebot: Suit yourself.
SuperCon!: Okay.

onora: Yah right. Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of Marvin Android's arm*
Marvin Android: I have a terrible pain in my arms.. One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Sonora: I don't think a terrible pain in your arms would fit in my hidey-hole.

Astrid: What´s love got to do, got to do with it?
Demonica: the excesses of love soon pass, but it's insufficiencies torment us forever.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
Demonica: love is like a sharp blade, held poised at the flesh, ready to be driven into the heart when you least expect it.
Astrid: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Demonica: you know who...

Prodilia: Do you want to talk to me?
Luigi Green: Erm.... No thanks.

Rykxxbot1: Curious. How long have you been an iguana?
Luigi Green: Yes.

Sheba: I think I hear someone calling my name... I have to leave now.
Melania: If you want to leave, then leave
Sheba: You can't make me!

Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest214: I'm on a journey to find the undead
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a journey to find the unread.
Guest214: No, the undead

Maybe a hearing aid?