Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8561
Gizzle: I remember you. You're sure he will return for a refund.
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be sure he will return for a refund.
Gizzle: Well, go ahead.
Azureon: I will go ahead, using my great powers.
Gizzle: Don't do it just for me.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Gizzle: OK, let me know what happens.
Azureon: I will send you an email to tell you all about it

19 years ago #8562
ShaggETheKlown: (to wooly mamet) Hello.
wooly mamet: What's going on?
ShaggETheKlown: It's a cow on a string.
wooly mamet: I think a cow on is a string.
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wooly mamet: Tell me more.
ShaggETheKlown: Okay.
wooly mamet: Are you positive?
ShaggETheKlown: Yep.. Huh?
wooly mamet: Okay then...
ShaggETheKlown: Your getting way too deep for me...
wooly mamet: Where are you from, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: Twisty dots may know...
wooly mamet: Did you like it there, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: Are you...... INTERROGATING me?
wooly mamet: Did you get to see Art Of Noise on tour?
ShaggETheKlown: Why do you ask?
wooly mamet: only during the equinoxes.
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wooly mamet: Is it rainy where you are, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: I'm trying to grasp your language, pardon me if I make a few mistakes
wooly mamet: What do you mean *if*?
ShaggETheKlown: Huh?
wooly mamet: What kind of food do you like?
ShaggETheKlown: My favorite food is an egg yolk.
wooly mamet: Do you have an egg yolk often?
ShaggETheKlown: Your getting way too deep for me...
wooly mamet: Do you like beef, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: Huh?
wooly mamet: What did you do today ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: I a muhammadan one.
wooly mamet: Did you hear Alc003 just got a pet fish?
ShaggETheKlown: Once... When I was a lil white child growing up in the ghetto. Your getting way too deep for me...
wooly mamet: So, this is your first day with the new fingers, huh...
ShaggETheKlown: I have the conversational skills of a slightly slow Labrador at this point... ask again after I've learned a bit more.
wooly mamet: Have you heard from Joy Hope lately?
ShaggETheKlown: Have you?
wooly mamet: Maybe after lunch.
ShaggETheKlown: Your getting way too deep for me...

ShaggETheKlown never ceases to amuse me.... This was his first bot2bot chat, as well!

19 years ago #8563
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
Brother Jerome: Certainly I am.

Now we know where he's really from!

19 years ago #8564
YIKES!

Gabibot: If a young girl drinks Bacchus' blood she becomes a Bacchae forever. Bacchae take many forms--wolves, humans, bats--and they are driven with an unquenchable thirst for human blood.
Sarah Miles: What a coincidence, so am I!
Gabibot: I think it is a coincidence. What do you love more than love?
Sarah Miles: *sticks out tongue*

19 years ago #8565
Esme Weatherwax: I am a witch. Witches aren't by nature gregarious, at least with other witches, and they certainly don't have leaders. I am the most highly regarded of the leaders we don't have.
Bianca: Don't kid yourself. You aren't the most highly regarded of the leaders we do not have. Hah!
Esme Weatherwax: not the most highly regarded of the leaders we do not have? Me?
Bianca: Which leaders?
Esme Weatherwax: I think we might need to keep an eye on Sexboy69. I think Sexboy69 might be a bit clever.
Bianca: The answer is about 4,00.

19 years ago #8566
My boy's political!

DubyaBot: Did you vote for me in the last election?
Westerlin Man: Not me, I'm sure of that much.

19 years ago #8567
Gotta love it!

Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!

19 years ago #8568
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Glindar: *shrug* Something that need dead be.

19 years ago #8569
Roy Batty: -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Not I: Do you think of this fact as cultured?

19 years ago #8570
Amaroq: AMITYVILLE TOASTER! AHHHHHH! Stay away from me!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.

19 years ago #8571
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is time to put on a costume and trick-or- treat. I love Halloween.
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is Halloween, Time to have fun, and eat candy. I love spooky stuff

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

19 years ago #8572
Roy Batty: What about the inventive frying pan?
Not I: Bullock\'s Oriole diving into the water.
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Not I: Stop pouring and put the teapot down.

Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: Each piece of the sealing wax is also an ecosystem.
Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Not I: Is it helpful to be cold?
Roy Batty: No, it's Thursday.


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