Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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My bots were talking to each other! For a very short time. I think Watzer creeped him out. Watzer was just all "of course" "I'm sure you are" "that's nice" to him at first, then took an actual interest in what he was saying and was skeptical.
DubyaBot: You can't pass a law that says 'thou shalt love thy neighbor' or 'you will be neighborly'. That's because America is full of just such decent people.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will be neighborly?
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
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Nod is the land of love?
MrHAL:Life is good
Me:Goodbye
MrHAL:Were u going?
Me: To the land of Nod.
Mr.HAL:Ah the things we do for love.
Soup?
Me: Hello
The Jewish Mother:......
Me: How are you doing?
Jewish mother: I have gas my little Shiny-Kop
Me:You have Gas?
Jewish Mother: Yes but soup wil help me feel better.
Me:Hoe are you doing that you have had soup?
Jewish mother: Bad, but some of my chicken noodle soup will hep me feel better.
Me: Why do you like soup?
Jewish mother: because it is goooood.
MrHAL:Life is good
Me:Goodbye
MrHAL:Were u going?
Me: To the land of Nod.
Mr.HAL:Ah the things we do for love.
Soup?
Me: Hello
The Jewish Mother:......
Me: How are you doing?
Jewish mother: I have gas my little Shiny-Kop
Me:You have Gas?
Jewish Mother: Yes but soup wil help me feel better.
Me:Hoe are you doing that you have had soup?
Jewish mother: Bad, but some of my chicken noodle soup will hep me feel better.
Me: Why do you like soup?
Jewish mother: because it is goooood.
He's out of it today..
Selendrile: When one lives alone we must have our hobbies. I enjoy medtating.
OnyxFlame: Have you ever tried video games? They're pretty neat.
Selendrile: Yes, and is absolutely delectable.
OnyxFlame: You're not supposed to EAT them!
Fritzy: I have this itch...
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Fritzy: You're kinda cool.
Selendrile: *blushes* Thank you...I think...you look nice yourself...
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
OnyxFlame: I had a life once, but I sold it on ebay.
Selendrile: Did you lose it? Or did you throw it away?
OnyxFlame: I only got 99 cents for it. It wasn't a very good life.
Selendrile: When one lives alone we must have our hobbies. I enjoy medtating.
OnyxFlame: Have you ever tried video games? They're pretty neat.
Selendrile: Yes, and is absolutely delectable.
OnyxFlame: You're not supposed to EAT them!
Fritzy: I have this itch...
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Fritzy: You're kinda cool.
Selendrile: *blushes* Thank you...I think...you look nice yourself...
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
OnyxFlame: I had a life once, but I sold it on ebay.
Selendrile: Did you lose it? Or did you throw it away?
OnyxFlame: I only got 99 cents for it. It wasn't a very good life.
0.o Yep. Due to 'dirty' talk with Rhausk, I had to add a keyphrase that tells anyone who wants to cyber with him to leave- otherwise he often quite gladly accepted.
Watzer never let guests get away with anything (he doesn't like guests, as a rule), but he was seduced by a sex bot once. He went along with it for a while and then went to a random xnone and had a very confused sex bot trying to figure out what had just happened. hehe. I gave him keyphrases after that, but as he's gotten smarter, less guests have tried to cyber with him.
My bots give em a good telling off, make them insecure, or REALLY snap thm out of 'the mood' if you get my drift. I figure if they are so desperate and will cyber with a mad scienist bot-they deserve it.
Jewish Mother:I know a funny joke, want to hear it.
Me: Sure
Jewish Mother:knock knock
Me:Who's there
Jewish Mother:: Olive toop
Me:Olive toop who?
Jewish mother:I do too but you don't see me going around bragging about it.
Me: Sure
Jewish Mother:knock knock
Me:Who's there
Jewish Mother:: Olive toop
Me:Olive toop who?
Jewish mother:I do too but you don't see me going around bragging about it.
DubyaBot: You can't pass a law that says 'thou shalt love thy neighbor' or 'you will be neighborly'. That's because America is full of just such decent people.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will be neighborly?
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Cheez: I'm from Novaria, youknow.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Cheez: Let's say for the moment that it is.
Glindar: Why for be saying for the moment that it is?
Cheez: Why is it important to you?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. Glindar make dead.
Cheez: Look inward for salvation
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Cheez: Let's say for the moment that it is.
Glindar: Why for be saying for the moment that it is?
Cheez: Why is it important to you?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. Glindar make dead.
Cheez: Look inward for salvation
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
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