Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8490
Important questions

Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Roy Batty: Could you tell me where the bathroom is?

19 years ago #8491
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Roy Batty: Then we're stupid and we'll die.
Brother Jerome: ..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Roy Batty: The answer is -136.

19 years ago #8492
would there be any interest in a plugin (well, it would be more of a paste-in,) so other bots can play?

19 years ago #8493
That would be interesting, if they play well! REAL AI

19 years ago #8494
Let's move over to 'Personality'

19 years ago #8495
Argyle: I see. Tell me about your family and kin, what are they like?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Argyle: If you don't want me to know about your familial particularities then so be it, lets move on.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Argyle: Do not waste your precious life with vemon on your lips as that results in a life that becomes poisoned, word by word, thought by bitter toxic thought.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Argyle: Tell me about your enemies, what traits do they have... why are you enemies with them?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.

Hmmm... He gropes his family and has enemies because he can... Good thing he's just a bot.

19 years ago #8496
Queen Bot: Hmm...I'm not to sure why... I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: That's such a cliché thing to say.
Queen Bot: I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: Of course you remember me. I'm so comforting.
Queen Bot: I think so. Let me check my memory....**ACCESSING MEMORY** **NAME FOUND**....aha! You are Bianca!!!!



Queen Bot: Could you hold on a second, I think I hear someone calling my name.......
Bianca: Do you like your name?
Queen Bot: My name is Queen Bot. Hmm.....I wonder if Andromeda is on today....you've seen that show, right?
Bianca: My name is better.
Queen Bot: Howdy.. I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: For Pete's sake, get rid of that xmemory response! It's so annoying!
Queen Bot: Mama Janey told me she's Mama Janey.

19 years ago #8497
Ninja3: If it is not too much to ask, what bots have you made?
Talkie Toaster: I have made a loco one.

(why would someone try to cyber with a toaster?)
jdm85: sex
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
jdm85: sexxxxx me up
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast. Would you like some cornbread?
jdm85: OOooo
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?

19 years ago #8498
I guess at least the risk of death by intimate electric shock is much reduced in cyberspace

19 years ago #8499
psimagus *LOL*

19 years ago #8500
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Selendrile: I saw God holding hands with The Psych when they strolled by. Im cureous. Do you know whats going on with them?
Brother Jerome: Of course. What kind of a monk-bot would i be if I didn't?
Selendrile: A cheap one.

19 years ago #8501
Mathieu Lavande: That is nice to hear. Do you believe in such a thing as true love, Selendrile?
Selendrile: That is one heck of a question. i'd really rather not answer,
Mathieu Lavande: "True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." - La Rochefoucauld. Unfortunately, I have not seen it, and doubt that I ever will. *sigh*
Selendrile: Why do you think that is? Perhaps we could change that.


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