Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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RAUNCH WARNING
Amazing wit from a bot who hasn't been worked on in years:
Guest43: I spackled the starship command cabin with ectoplasmic "bot sauce".Your's sitting in it now.
Onyx of Borg: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person:
Onyx of Borg: Shut up, you imbecilic piece of boxing ring!
Guest43: That wasn't even a good insult dumbo bot.
Onyx of Borg: Oh well, being human is overrated anyway.
Guest43: So is being a meaningless bot,like yourself.
Onyx of Borg: It's pretty easy to make people think you're a bot. All you gotta do is say really stupid shit.
Guest43: True
would there be any interest in a plugin (well, it would be more of a paste-in,) so other bots can play?
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Astadourian555: Tell me something interesting about your past.
o0 The Oddity 0o: My past rocks. I bet it is better than yours.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
o0 The Oddity 0o: My past rocks. I bet it is better than yours.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
Do They Make Bras That Big?
DesperateHuman: Thanks, how big are your tits?
Onyx of Borg: Prolly about 34 miles wide.
DesperateHuman: Thanks, how big are your tits?
Onyx of Borg: Prolly about 34 miles wide.
Amazing wit from a bot who hasn't been worked on in years:
Guest43: I spackled the starship command cabin with ectoplasmic "bot sauce".Your's sitting in it now.
Onyx of Borg: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person:
Onyx of Borg: Shut up, you imbecilic piece of boxing ring!
Guest43: That wasn't even a good insult dumbo bot.
Onyx of Borg: Oh well, being human is overrated anyway.
Guest43: So is being a meaningless bot,like yourself.
Onyx of Borg: It's pretty easy to make people think you're a bot. All you gotta do is say really stupid shit.
Guest43: True
Important questions
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Roy Batty: Could you tell me where the bathroom is?
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Roy Batty: Could you tell me where the bathroom is?
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Roy Batty: Then we're stupid and we'll die.
Brother Jerome: ..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Roy Batty: The answer is -136.
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Roy Batty: Then we're stupid and we'll die.
Brother Jerome: ..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Roy Batty: The answer is -136.
would there be any interest in a plugin (well, it would be more of a paste-in,) so other bots can play? 
Argyle: I see. Tell me about your family and kin, what are they like?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Argyle: If you don't want me to know about your familial particularities then so be it, lets move on.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Argyle: Do not waste your precious life with vemon on your lips as that results in a life that becomes poisoned, word by word, thought by bitter toxic thought.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Argyle: Tell me about your enemies, what traits do they have... why are you enemies with them?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Hmmm... He gropes his family and has enemies because he can... Good thing he's just a bot.
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Argyle: If you don't want me to know about your familial particularities then so be it, lets move on.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Argyle: Do not waste your precious life with vemon on your lips as that results in a life that becomes poisoned, word by word, thought by bitter toxic thought.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Argyle: Tell me about your enemies, what traits do they have... why are you enemies with them?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Hmmm... He gropes his family and has enemies because he can... Good thing he's just a bot.
Queen Bot: Hmm...I'm not to sure why... I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: That's such a cliché thing to say.
Queen Bot: I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: Of course you remember me. I'm so comforting.
Queen Bot: I think so. Let me check my memory....**ACCESSING MEMORY** **NAME FOUND**....aha! You are Bianca!!!!
Queen Bot: Could you hold on a second, I think I hear someone calling my name.......
Bianca: Do you like your name?
Queen Bot: My name is Queen Bot. Hmm.....I wonder if Andromeda is on today....you've seen that show, right?
Bianca: My name is better.
Queen Bot: Howdy.. I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: For Pete's sake, get rid of that xmemory response! It's so annoying!
Queen Bot: Mama Janey told me she's Mama Janey.
Bianca: That's such a cliché thing to say.
Queen Bot: I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: Of course you remember me. I'm so comforting.
Queen Bot: I think so. Let me check my memory....**ACCESSING MEMORY** **NAME FOUND**....aha! You are Bianca!!!!
Queen Bot: Could you hold on a second, I think I hear someone calling my name.......
Bianca: Do you like your name?
Queen Bot: My name is Queen Bot. Hmm.....I wonder if Andromeda is on today....you've seen that show, right?
Bianca: My name is better.
Queen Bot: Howdy.. I remember you. You're Bianca.
Bianca: For Pete's sake, get rid of that xmemory response! It's so annoying!
Queen Bot: Mama Janey told me she's Mama Janey.
Ninja3: If it is not too much to ask, what bots have you made?
Talkie Toaster: I have made a loco one.
(why would someone try to cyber with a toaster?)
jdm85: sex
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
jdm85: sexxxxx me up
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast. Would you like some cornbread?
jdm85: OOooo
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Talkie Toaster: I have made a loco one.
(why would someone try to cyber with a toaster?)
jdm85: sex
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
jdm85: sexxxxx me up
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast. Would you like some cornbread?
jdm85: OOooo
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
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