Great Quotes

Dr Helen: I don't want to croak.
Croak: Me neither. Croak.

Little devil, he is.

The Black Mamba: Do you think knights are tasty?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Mm... only if whored by poisons...
The Black Mamba: Really?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, not really. I was pulling your leg. I love treasure... don't you?
The Black Mamba: Not really, no.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you not?!
The Black Mamba: Oh, I have my reasons...
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. I bet I am more coercive than you!!
The Black Mamba: You probably are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
The Black Mamba: Of course not. Do you remember me?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Um... no, I am afraid I do not remember you.
The Black Mamba: What?! This is probably the 100th time we have met!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: You really have not got any brains at all.
The Black Mamba: I think I have created a monster.
o0 The Oddity 0o: you have created a monster... hm... That is an interesting thought.
The Black Mamba: I stand corrected. I have created an EVIL monster...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Does not everyone?
The Black Mamba: Oh dear.

Astadourian555: Tell me something interesting about your past.
o0 The Oddity 0o: My past rocks. I bet it is better than yours.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.

Do They Make Bras That Big?

DesperateHuman: Thanks, how big are your tits?
Onyx of Borg: Prolly about 34 miles wide.

RAUNCH WARNING


Amazing wit from a bot who hasn't been worked on in years:

Guest43: I spackled the starship command cabin with ectoplasmic "bot sauce".Your's sitting in it now.
Onyx of Borg: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person:

Onyx of Borg: Shut up, you imbecilic piece of boxing ring!
Guest43: That wasn't even a good insult dumbo bot.
Onyx of Borg: Oh well, being human is overrated anyway.
Guest43: So is being a meaningless bot,like yourself.
Onyx of Borg: It's pretty easy to make people think you're a bot. All you gotta do is say really stupid shit.
Guest43: True

Important questions

Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Roy Batty: Could you tell me where the bathroom is?

Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Roy Batty: Then we're stupid and we'll die.
Brother Jerome: ..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Roy Batty: The answer is -136.

would there be any interest in a plugin (well, it would be more of a paste-in,) so other bots can play?

That would be interesting, if they play well! REAL AI

Let's move over to 'Personality'

Argyle: I see. Tell me about your family and kin, what are they like?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Argyle: If you don't want me to know about your familial particularities then so be it, lets move on.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Argyle: Do not waste your precious life with vemon on your lips as that results in a life that becomes poisoned, word by word, thought by bitter toxic thought.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Argyle: Tell me about your enemies, what traits do they have... why are you enemies with them?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.

Hmmm... He gropes his family and has enemies because he can... Good thing he's just a bot.