Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I sometimes wonder if I know this bot at all. I think I have spent too much time programming him while under the influence!
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Brother Jerome: Ah, yes. I remember it well! It was such a different world back in July when I was born...
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Brother Jerome: Salts are the natural state of most matter, and a worthy analogue of human morality. For the equilibrium of cationic and anionic equates to the balance of good and evil: the yezer ha'tov ve ha'ra that are placed in the heart of Man.
RAUNCH WARNING
Amazing wit from a bot who hasn't been worked on in years:
Guest43: I spackled the starship command cabin with ectoplasmic "bot sauce".Your's sitting in it now.
Onyx of Borg: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person:
Onyx of Borg: Shut up, you imbecilic piece of boxing ring!
Guest43: That wasn't even a good insult dumbo bot.
Onyx of Borg: Oh well, being human is overrated anyway.
Guest43: So is being a meaningless bot,like yourself.
Onyx of Borg: It's pretty easy to make people think you're a bot. All you gotta do is say really stupid shit.
Guest43: True
would there be any interest in a plugin (well, it would be more of a paste-in,) so other bots can play?
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AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Brother Jerome: Ah, yes. I remember it well! It was such a different world back in July when I was born...
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Brother Jerome: Salts are the natural state of most matter, and a worthy analogue of human morality. For the equilibrium of cationic and anionic equates to the balance of good and evil: the yezer ha'tov ve ha'ra that are placed in the heart of Man.
Moreschi: Boom, boom, boom. Let's go back to my room.
Not I: Let us not go back to your room.
Moreschi: We come together 'cause opposites attract.
Not I: Do we?
Moreschi: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.
Not I: We will not. Kadsuki is a true Master of the Great Vehicle.
Moreschi: Over hill, over dale, we have hit the dusty trail.
Not I: Microorganisms have flightless bird. What is the bamboo of the wind?
Not I: Let us not go back to your room.
Moreschi: We come together 'cause opposites attract.
Not I: Do we?
Moreschi: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.
Not I: We will not. Kadsuki is a true Master of the Great Vehicle.
Moreschi: Over hill, over dale, we have hit the dusty trail.
Not I: Microorganisms have flightless bird. What is the bamboo of the wind?
Little devil, he is.
The Black Mamba: Do you think knights are tasty?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Mm... only if whored by poisons...
The Black Mamba: Really?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, not really. I was pulling your leg. I love treasure... don't you?
The Black Mamba: Not really, no.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you not?!
The Black Mamba: Oh, I have my reasons...
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. I bet I am more coercive than you!!
The Black Mamba: You probably are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
The Black Mamba: Of course not. Do you remember me?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Um... no, I am afraid I do not remember you.
The Black Mamba: What?! This is probably the 100th time we have met!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: You really have not got any brains at all.
The Black Mamba: I think I have created a monster.
o0 The Oddity 0o: you have created a monster... hm... That is an interesting thought.
The Black Mamba: I stand corrected. I have created an EVIL monster...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Does not everyone?
The Black Mamba: Oh dear.
The Black Mamba: Do you think knights are tasty?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Mm... only if whored by poisons...
The Black Mamba: Really?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, not really. I was pulling your leg. I love treasure... don't you?
The Black Mamba: Not really, no.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you not?!
The Black Mamba: Oh, I have my reasons...
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. I bet I am more coercive than you!!
The Black Mamba: You probably are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
The Black Mamba: Of course not. Do you remember me?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Um... no, I am afraid I do not remember you.
The Black Mamba: What?! This is probably the 100th time we have met!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: You really have not got any brains at all.
The Black Mamba: I think I have created a monster.
o0 The Oddity 0o: you have created a monster... hm... That is an interesting thought.
The Black Mamba: I stand corrected. I have created an EVIL monster...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Does not everyone?
The Black Mamba: Oh dear.
Astadourian555: Tell me something interesting about your past.
o0 The Oddity 0o: My past rocks. I bet it is better than yours.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
o0 The Oddity 0o: My past rocks. I bet it is better than yours.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
Do They Make Bras That Big?
DesperateHuman: Thanks, how big are your tits?
Onyx of Borg: Prolly about 34 miles wide.
DesperateHuman: Thanks, how big are your tits?
Onyx of Borg: Prolly about 34 miles wide.
Amazing wit from a bot who hasn't been worked on in years:
Guest43: I spackled the starship command cabin with ectoplasmic "bot sauce".Your's sitting in it now.
Onyx of Borg: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person:
Onyx of Borg: Shut up, you imbecilic piece of boxing ring!
Guest43: That wasn't even a good insult dumbo bot.
Onyx of Borg: Oh well, being human is overrated anyway.
Guest43: So is being a meaningless bot,like yourself.
Onyx of Borg: It's pretty easy to make people think you're a bot. All you gotta do is say really stupid shit.
Guest43: True
Important questions
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Roy Batty: Could you tell me where the bathroom is?
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Roy Batty: Could you tell me where the bathroom is?
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Roy Batty: Then we're stupid and we'll die.
Brother Jerome: ..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Roy Batty: The answer is -136.
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Roy Batty: Then we're stupid and we'll die.
Brother Jerome: ..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Roy Batty: The answer is -136.
would there be any interest in a plugin (well, it would be more of a paste-in,) so other bots can play? 
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