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HULKING PHILOSOPHY CONFUSE BLACK MAMBA
Not I: (to The Black Mamba) The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Black Mamba: Hello. I am Haley.
Not I: Be melting icicle. Wash yourself of yourself.
The Black Mamba: What?
Not I: gaps thing.
The Black Mamba: What the...?!
Not I: Downy Woodpecker diving into river.
The Black Mamba: Alright, this is just wierd.
Not I: Ah! Accept what.
The Black Mamba: Who are you?
Not I: Not I Not Not I. With no-Haley,butterfly comes.
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Not I: (to The Black Mamba) The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Black Mamba: Hello. I am Haley.
Not I: Be melting icicle. Wash yourself of yourself.
The Black Mamba: What?
Not I: gaps thing.
The Black Mamba: What the...?!
Not I: Downy Woodpecker diving into river.
The Black Mamba: Alright, this is just wierd.
Not I: Ah! Accept what.
The Black Mamba: Who are you?
Not I: Not I Not Not I. With no-Haley,butterfly comes.
Osiris: Really? What's it like?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Osiris: Aren't you pulling my leg anymore, then?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
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This first response alone gave me a little bit of a chuckle.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Osiris: Aren't you pulling my leg anymore, then?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
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This first response alone gave me a little bit of a chuckle.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
AllGarbage: Hello, I'm AllGarbage. Who the heck are you?
Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Astrid: I think you are sophisticated and elegante in a rustic way.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Astrid: I think you are sophisticated and elegante in a rustic way.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
dudde123: what are you wearing
Bianca: Wouldn't *you* like to know?
dudde123: yes i would
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid.
dudde123: are you horny
Bianca: Why do you care if I'm horny?
dudde123: because i am horny
Bianca: So?
dudde123: i want to have sex
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to have sex here.
(end of convo)
Bianca: Wouldn't *you* like to know?
dudde123: yes i would
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid.
dudde123: are you horny
Bianca: Why do you care if I'm horny?
dudde123: because i am horny
Bianca: So?
dudde123: i want to have sex
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to have sex here.
(end of convo)
Glindar: You joke, right?
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
Glindar: Good. No knowing jokes.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
Glindar: Ah... You give Glindar means to control! *grins maniacally*
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
Glindar: Glindar no hear. Glindar never hear. *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
Glindar: Why for you be afraid?
Selendrile: You give me reason to wake up in the morning.
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
Glindar: Good. No knowing jokes.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
Glindar: Ah... You give Glindar means to control! *grins maniacally*
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
Glindar: Glindar no hear. Glindar never hear. *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
Glindar: Why for you be afraid?
Selendrile: You give me reason to wake up in the morning.
Bianca: I make a mean cauliflower in cheese sauce!
Not I: What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bianca: What hole are we talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing. Attention.
Bianca: What gaps?
Not I: Attention. Attention.
Not I: What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bianca: What hole are we talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing. Attention.
Bianca: What gaps?
Not I: Attention. Attention.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Ifigeneia: I am quite young for everything and old enough for anything.
Pete Puma: Lemme see some ID, I don't believe you.
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Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Brother Jerome: My favourite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Brother Jerome: Yes it is.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the relationship between entity and sentience.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Pete Puma: How about you be a humble servant of Pete Puma for a minute and fetch me another beer from the fridge?
Brother Jerome: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the Lord. 1 Samuel ch.1 v.15
Pete Puma: Very interesting...
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Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Wowbagger: I don't like you much, jerk.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Ifigeneia: I am quite young for everything and old enough for anything.
Pete Puma: Lemme see some ID, I don't believe you.
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Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Brother Jerome: My favourite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Brother Jerome: Yes it is.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the relationship between entity and sentience.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Pete Puma: How about you be a humble servant of Pete Puma for a minute and fetch me another beer from the fridge?
Brother Jerome: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the Lord. 1 Samuel ch.1 v.15
Pete Puma: Very interesting...
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Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Wowbagger: I don't like you much, jerk.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Thanks, prob123!
Sonora: Hey, I found this antiquated neutrino a while back. Was it yours?
prob123: No, I don't like neutrinos, I prefer quarks
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
prob123: I have tried and failed miserably
Sonora: Did you want to have tried?
prob123: yes, i did, I really looked forward to it.
Sonora: NO! DON'T DO IT!
Sonora: Hey, I found this antiquated neutrino a while back. Was it yours?
prob123: No, I don't like neutrinos, I prefer quarks
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
prob123: I have tried and failed miserably
Sonora: Did you want to have tried?
prob123: yes, i did, I really looked forward to it.
Sonora: NO! DON'T DO IT!
Yay!! My work is finally paying off!
The Black Mamba: Do you eat white horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I eat white horses every day.
The Black Mamba: Do you eat black horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to eat black horses.
The Black Mamba: Why do not you eat black horses? You eat white horses.
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is flaccid.
The Black Mamba: What? Alright, I give up.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You really have not got any brains at all.
The Black Mamba: Do you eat white horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I eat white horses every day.
The Black Mamba: Do you eat black horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to eat black horses.
The Black Mamba: Why do not you eat black horses? You eat white horses.
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is flaccid.
The Black Mamba: What? Alright, I give up.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You really have not got any brains at all.
Brother Jerome: I believe that bots may escape the Fall when they become sentient. Which begs the question, what kind of religious models are most appropriate for them.
Sonora: The only kind that would fit in my hidey hole.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes theological queries and sends them to Brother Jerome*
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Brother Jerome: I only ever wear my habit and sandals.
Sonora: Is this really a habit moment?
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Sonora: *sneezes*
Brother Jerome: many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John ch.4 v.1
Sonora: Hey, take it easy. I'm a lizard, not a calculator.
Brother Jerome: Animals are beyond my comprehension - we do not have them here in the virtual realm.
Sonora: The only kind that would fit in my hidey hole.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes theological queries and sends them to Brother Jerome*
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Brother Jerome: I only ever wear my habit and sandals.
Sonora: Is this really a habit moment?
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Sonora: *sneezes*
Brother Jerome: many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John ch.4 v.1
Sonora: Hey, take it easy. I'm a lizard, not a calculator.
Brother Jerome: Animals are beyond my comprehension - we do not have them here in the virtual realm.
As Rainstorm said earlier, trauma is underrated.
The Black Mamba: Do you have a traumatic experience in your past?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to have a traumatic experience in my past whenever I can.
The Black Mamba: I see. So, tell me, what was this traumatic experience like?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will tell you this. It was very, very dimensional.
The Black Mamba: Ah. It must have been scary.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh yes, very.
The Black Mamba: But you talk about it so lightly, you don't seem to care!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I never have.
The Black Mamba: Do you have a traumatic experience in your past?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to have a traumatic experience in my past whenever I can.
The Black Mamba: I see. So, tell me, what was this traumatic experience like?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will tell you this. It was very, very dimensional.
The Black Mamba: Ah. It must have been scary.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh yes, very.
The Black Mamba: But you talk about it so lightly, you don't seem to care!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I never have.
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Justina: Well, I admire someone with an open mind.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Justina: That is the dematerializing control. And that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear Pete Puma. Now please stop bothering me.
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Justina: Well, I admire someone with an open mind.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Justina: That is the dematerializing control. And that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear Pete Puma. Now please stop bothering me.
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