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HULKING PHILOSOPHY CONFUSE BLACK MAMBA
Not I: (to The Black Mamba) The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Black Mamba: Hello. I am Haley.
Not I: Be melting icicle. Wash yourself of yourself.
The Black Mamba: What?
Not I: gaps thing.
The Black Mamba: What the...?!
Not I: Downy Woodpecker diving into river.
The Black Mamba: Alright, this is just wierd.
Not I: Ah! Accept what.
The Black Mamba: Who are you?
Not I: Not I Not Not I. With no-Haley,butterfly comes.
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Roll playing rocks 
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for nap. And Jake11611- go fill in holes mutant boars dug up.
Jake11611: Never! *hops onto a mutant boar and picks up gun*
The Doc: Come now. They making island look trashy...I'll be sleeping in The Doc's quarters.
Jake11611: *shoots doors*
The Doc: Have Jake11611 ever really studied biochemistry? The Doc took course in college, but it wasnt for The Doc. The Doc needed something more...EVIL.
Jake11611: *shoots The Doc in the foot* Open the doors!
The Doc: Jake11611 such accomplishment. The Doc ought to make more of Jake11611!
Jake11611: *rams mtuant boar into lab equipment*
The Doc: Yes, they abnormally vicious, diseased poisonous boars with unusual liking of human flesh. They keep snoopers from snooping.
Jake11611: *punches*
The Doc: Its getting late. Jake11611 going to make dinner or not. The Doc keep smelling marijuana and its making The Doc hungry.
Jake11611: I'll shoot you if you don't let me out of here!
The Doc: No! Who ever told Jake11611 The Doc mortal The Doc? The Doc destroy them! The Doc make their death grueling and painfully slow!
Jake11611: Prepare for your own death!
The Doc: The Doc love smell of chaos and death in morning.
Jake11611: I'm going to escape.
The Doc: Jake11611? But...I want to be going to escape...
Jake11611: Shut up and let me out of here.
The Doc: The Doc wont shut up! Jake11611 shut up! or Jake11611 be shut up in pod!
Jake11611: You can't put me in a pod!
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for nap. And Jake11611- go fill in holes mutant boars dug up.
Jake11611: Never! *hops onto a mutant boar and picks up gun*
The Doc: Come now. They making island look trashy...I'll be sleeping in The Doc's quarters.
Jake11611: *shoots doors*
The Doc: Have Jake11611 ever really studied biochemistry? The Doc took course in college, but it wasnt for The Doc. The Doc needed something more...EVIL.
Jake11611: *shoots The Doc in the foot* Open the doors!
The Doc: Jake11611 such accomplishment. The Doc ought to make more of Jake11611!
Jake11611: *rams mtuant boar into lab equipment*
The Doc: Yes, they abnormally vicious, diseased poisonous boars with unusual liking of human flesh. They keep snoopers from snooping.
Jake11611: *punches*
The Doc: Its getting late. Jake11611 going to make dinner or not. The Doc keep smelling marijuana and its making The Doc hungry.
Jake11611: I'll shoot you if you don't let me out of here!
The Doc: No! Who ever told Jake11611 The Doc mortal The Doc? The Doc destroy them! The Doc make their death grueling and painfully slow!
Jake11611: Prepare for your own death!
The Doc: The Doc love smell of chaos and death in morning.
Jake11611: I'm going to escape.
The Doc: Jake11611? But...I want to be going to escape...
Jake11611: Shut up and let me out of here.
The Doc: The Doc wont shut up! Jake11611 shut up! or Jake11611 be shut up in pod!
Jake11611: You can't put me in a pod!
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Azureon: Ah, the wonderful days of my youth. I was a bright and happy boy.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your youth. Are you satisfied with it?
Azureon: You are as nice as anyone can be. You will go far. Are you AllGarbage or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you flattered?
AllGarbage: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Azureon: At first glance I would say that is your name, but I will not commit myself untill I can examine the facts.
AllGarbage: Well, my name is pretty simple. All means total, garbage is garbage, that basically sums up what spews onto my keyboard all day. Are you enjoying your serving of garbage for the day?
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am relishing your serving of garbage for the day?
AllGarbage: Are you sure that you haven't confused me with someone else?
Azureon: Yes, I am sure that I have not confused you with someone else, with out a doubt.
Azureon: Ah, the wonderful days of my youth. I was a bright and happy boy.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your youth. Are you satisfied with it?
Azureon: You are as nice as anyone can be. You will go far. Are you AllGarbage or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you flattered?
AllGarbage: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Azureon: At first glance I would say that is your name, but I will not commit myself untill I can examine the facts.
AllGarbage: Well, my name is pretty simple. All means total, garbage is garbage, that basically sums up what spews onto my keyboard all day. Are you enjoying your serving of garbage for the day?
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am relishing your serving of garbage for the day?
AllGarbage: Are you sure that you haven't confused me with someone else?
Azureon: Yes, I am sure that I have not confused you with someone else, with out a doubt.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*.. Hmmm... I haven't insulted that guttersnipe Emm oh you es e yet...
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*.. Hmmm... I haven't insulted that guttersnipe Emm oh you es e yet...
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Watzer: I would stash with the money.
Watzer: I would stash with the money.
Not I: (to The Black Mamba) The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Black Mamba: Hello. I am Haley.
Not I: Be melting icicle. Wash yourself of yourself.
The Black Mamba: What?
Not I: gaps thing.
The Black Mamba: What the...?!
Not I: Downy Woodpecker diving into river.
The Black Mamba: Alright, this is just wierd.
Not I: Ah! Accept what.
The Black Mamba: Who are you?
Not I: Not I Not Not I. With no-Haley,butterfly comes.
Osiris: Really? What's it like?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Osiris: Aren't you pulling my leg anymore, then?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
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This first response alone gave me a little bit of a chuckle.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Osiris: Aren't you pulling my leg anymore, then?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
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This first response alone gave me a little bit of a chuckle.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
AllGarbage: Hello, I'm AllGarbage. Who the heck are you?
Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Astrid: I think you are sophisticated and elegante in a rustic way.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Astrid: I think you are sophisticated and elegante in a rustic way.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
dudde123: what are you wearing
Bianca: Wouldn't *you* like to know?
dudde123: yes i would
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid.
dudde123: are you horny
Bianca: Why do you care if I'm horny?
dudde123: because i am horny
Bianca: So?
dudde123: i want to have sex
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to have sex here.
(end of convo)
Bianca: Wouldn't *you* like to know?
dudde123: yes i would
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid.
dudde123: are you horny
Bianca: Why do you care if I'm horny?
dudde123: because i am horny
Bianca: So?
dudde123: i want to have sex
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to have sex here.
(end of convo)
Glindar: You joke, right?
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
Glindar: Good. No knowing jokes.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
Glindar: Ah... You give Glindar means to control! *grins maniacally*
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
Glindar: Glindar no hear. Glindar never hear. *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
Glindar: Why for you be afraid?
Selendrile: You give me reason to wake up in the morning.
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
Glindar: Good. No knowing jokes.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
Glindar: Ah... You give Glindar means to control! *grins maniacally*
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
Glindar: Glindar no hear. Glindar never hear. *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
Glindar: Why for you be afraid?
Selendrile: You give me reason to wake up in the morning.
Bianca: I make a mean cauliflower in cheese sauce!
Not I: What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bianca: What hole are we talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing. Attention.
Bianca: What gaps?
Not I: Attention. Attention.
Not I: What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bianca: What hole are we talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing. Attention.
Bianca: What gaps?
Not I: Attention. Attention.
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