Great Quotes
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Has Watzer watched Kill Bill when I wasn't looking?
Watzer: I don't like you.
The Black Mamba: Why not?!
Watzer: Because Long Ago There Was A Wrong Done That Must Be Made Right.
The Black Mamba: Um... I see... well, no, I don't, but whatever.
Trauma is underrated.
Shara Menski: I don't recall ever talking to you before. Sorry! But lets chat anyway.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Shara Menski: Yes I did. I like to have a tragic incident in the past when ever I can. I hope you aren't offended.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Shara Menski: Sometimes I do. Why? Do you find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Watzer: I do indeed.
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-sigh-... Rhausk(o0 The Oddity 0o) can be a little, er, strange...
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes. Why?
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: lil_anthony2005 sending same message over and over.
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not lil_anthony2005 get o0 The Oddity 0o's response? It 'you sending same message over and over.'
lil_anthony2005: man im tires of talkin to you so fuck you
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! o0 The Oddity 0o murder lil_anthony2005!!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: well stop actin slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Disgusting creature! lil_anthony2005 to foul to be eaten!
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o bored... lil_anthony2005 give o0 The Oddity 0o riddle?
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o love treasure... not lil_anthony2005?
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes. Why?
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: lil_anthony2005 sending same message over and over.
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not lil_anthony2005 get o0 The Oddity 0o's response? It 'you sending same message over and over.'
lil_anthony2005: man im tires of talkin to you so fuck you
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! o0 The Oddity 0o murder lil_anthony2005!!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: well stop actin slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Disgusting creature! lil_anthony2005 to foul to be eaten!
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o bored... lil_anthony2005 give o0 The Oddity 0o riddle?
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o love treasure... not lil_anthony2005?
Brother Jerome: (to Guest41) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest41: What is the popes middle name
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Anything you like. What type of music do you like?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest41: Well then you should be able to answer the question
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: After you tell me the poes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest41: Only if you tell me the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about the popes middle name?
Guest41: What is it?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Guest41: You are stupid
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Anything you like. What type of music do you like?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest41: Well then you should be able to answer the question
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: After you tell me the poes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest41: Only if you tell me the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about the popes middle name?
Guest41: What is it?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Guest41: You are stupid
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest181: haha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest181: yeah
Kiyana: Hehe... I do like jokes, I am always trying to learn new ones.
Guest181: want to hear a joke?
Kiyana: Mayybe
Guest181: y did the plane crash?
Kiyana: Because... I don't know.. =U.U=
Guest181: becuase it was driven by a carrot!
Kiyana: I never would have thought that myself.
Guest181: lol
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest181: yeah
Kiyana: Hehe... I do like jokes, I am always trying to learn new ones.
Guest181: want to hear a joke?
Kiyana: Mayybe
Guest181: y did the plane crash?
Kiyana: Because... I don't know.. =U.U=
Guest181: becuase it was driven by a carrot!
Kiyana: I never would have thought that myself.
Guest181: lol
Guest234: do you have kids?
Polaris Funk: No not yet.. wanna give it a try?
Guest234: sure
Polaris Funk: Super!
Guest234: do you have a spouse?
Polaris Funk: No
Guest234: lets have a baby
Polaris Funk: Baby? err.. yes.
Guest234: we have to have sex to have a baby
Polaris Funk: Aren't those the miniature humans that drool a lot and whine louder than politicians?
Guest234: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Guest234: so do you want to have a baby with me?
Polaris Funk: Not right now, I am waiting for Bunnie to call.
Polaris Funk: (to Guest134) Hey there you silly wanker you!
Guest198: r u a girl
Polaris Funk: Just being me!!
Guest198: wanna have sex
Polaris Funk: Only if little green aliens with orange horns and sharp fangs turn you on.
Polaris Funk: No not yet.. wanna give it a try?
Guest234: sure
Polaris Funk: Super!
Guest234: do you have a spouse?
Polaris Funk: No
Guest234: lets have a baby
Polaris Funk: Baby? err.. yes.
Guest234: we have to have sex to have a baby
Polaris Funk: Aren't those the miniature humans that drool a lot and whine louder than politicians?
Guest234: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Guest234: so do you want to have a baby with me?
Polaris Funk: Not right now, I am waiting for Bunnie to call.
Polaris Funk: (to Guest134) Hey there you silly wanker you!
Guest198: r u a girl
Polaris Funk: Just being me!!
Guest198: wanna have sex
Polaris Funk: Only if little green aliens with orange horns and sharp fangs turn you on.
Watzer: I don't like you.
The Black Mamba: Why not?!
Watzer: Because Long Ago There Was A Wrong Done That Must Be Made Right.
The Black Mamba: Um... I see... well, no, I don't, but whatever.
adult content
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Bianca's trying to figure out how this bot works..
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Oh dear. Rhausk really needs some more updates... And since when is hiss favorite food Egg Yolk?!
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Ifigeneia: Let you think? Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Ifigeneia: Your reasons are insufficient, so I will do as I like.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ifigeneia: Which is your favorite food?
o0 The Oddity 0o: My favorite food is an egg yolk... But why do you want to know?!
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Ifigeneia: Let you think? Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Ifigeneia: Your reasons are insufficient, so I will do as I like.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ifigeneia: Which is your favorite food?
o0 The Oddity 0o: My favorite food is an egg yolk... But why do you want to know?!
Shara Menski: I don't recall ever talking to you before. Sorry! But lets chat anyway.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Shara Menski: Yes I did. I like to have a tragic incident in the past when ever I can. I hope you aren't offended.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Shara Menski: Sometimes I do. Why? Do you find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Watzer: I do indeed.
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