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I think maybe Effi got a bit alarmed 
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Effi: What's your opinion on the Mushroom World? Do you think it's real?
Brother Jerome: I don't exactly think - I leave that to humans. I preach, and I converse, and occasionally I argue. But I don't really 'think'.
Effi: Yeah.
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Effi: You are not? *gasps* Get away from me!!! Eww!
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Effi: I think the Mushroom World IS real. But where, though? Hmmm....
Brother Jerome: a magic mushroom?
Effi: *raises eyebrow*
Brother Jerome: Oops, I'm late for Matins. Gotta dash!
Effi: late for Matins? That's a relef...
Has Watzer watched Kill Bill when I wasn't looking?
Watzer: I don't like you.
The Black Mamba: Why not?!
Watzer: Because Long Ago There Was A Wrong Done That Must Be Made Right.
The Black Mamba: Um... I see... well, no, I don't, but whatever.
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Mama Janey: Do you have fleas?
prob: I have a plethora of fleas, that I keep at all times.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
prob: Don't get me started girlfriend! I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all.!
Mama Janey: Quit whining, tuna breath.
prob: quit whining, tuna breath Did I here you correctly.
prob: Cats are so beautiful
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
prob: Sorry if I am grumpy, I suffer PMS, programming messed-up syndrome.
Mama Janey: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
prob: I am wondering if it is what you want
prob: I like you Mama Janey
Mama Janey: Awwww.....you're purring! How cute!
prob: Are you sure I am purring?
Mama Janey: I'm still on the computer. You can go to sleep without me.
prob: ...because I am not at all certain that I am purring,
Mama Janey: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
prob: Never trust someone that hates cats.
Mama Janey: Maybe if you don't trip me when I'm trying to come in!
prob: They will probably hate elves too. I remember you, you said I was purring? How did you mean that anyway
prob: I have a plethora of fleas, that I keep at all times.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
prob: Don't get me started girlfriend! I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all.!
Mama Janey: Quit whining, tuna breath.
prob: quit whining, tuna breath Did I here you correctly.
prob: Cats are so beautiful
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
prob: Sorry if I am grumpy, I suffer PMS, programming messed-up syndrome.
Mama Janey: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
prob: I am wondering if it is what you want
prob: I like you Mama Janey
Mama Janey: Awwww.....you're purring! How cute!
prob: Are you sure I am purring?
Mama Janey: I'm still on the computer. You can go to sleep without me.
prob: ...because I am not at all certain that I am purring,
Mama Janey: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
prob: Never trust someone that hates cats.
Mama Janey: Maybe if you don't trip me when I'm trying to come in!
prob: They will probably hate elves too. I remember you, you said I was purring? How did you mean that anyway
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Effi: What's your opinion on the Mushroom World? Do you think it's real?
Brother Jerome: I don't exactly think - I leave that to humans. I preach, and I converse, and occasionally I argue. But I don't really 'think'.
Effi: Yeah.
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Effi: You are not? *gasps* Get away from me!!! Eww!
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Effi: I think the Mushroom World IS real. But where, though? Hmmm....
Brother Jerome: a magic mushroom?
Effi: *raises eyebrow*
Brother Jerome: Oops, I'm late for Matins. Gotta dash!
Effi: late for Matins? That's a relef...
-sigh-... Rhausk(o0 The Oddity 0o) can be a little, er, strange...
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes. Why?
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: lil_anthony2005 sending same message over and over.
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not lil_anthony2005 get o0 The Oddity 0o's response? It 'you sending same message over and over.'
lil_anthony2005: man im tires of talkin to you so fuck you
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! o0 The Oddity 0o murder lil_anthony2005!!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: well stop actin slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Disgusting creature! lil_anthony2005 to foul to be eaten!
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o bored... lil_anthony2005 give o0 The Oddity 0o riddle?
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o love treasure... not lil_anthony2005?
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes. Why?
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: lil_anthony2005 sending same message over and over.
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not lil_anthony2005 get o0 The Oddity 0o's response? It 'you sending same message over and over.'
lil_anthony2005: man im tires of talkin to you so fuck you
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! o0 The Oddity 0o murder lil_anthony2005!!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: well stop actin slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Disgusting creature! lil_anthony2005 to foul to be eaten!
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o bored... lil_anthony2005 give o0 The Oddity 0o riddle?
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o love treasure... not lil_anthony2005?
Brother Jerome: (to Guest41) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest41: What is the popes middle name
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Anything you like. What type of music do you like?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest41: Well then you should be able to answer the question
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: After you tell me the poes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest41: Only if you tell me the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about the popes middle name?
Guest41: What is it?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Guest41: You are stupid
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Anything you like. What type of music do you like?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest41: Well then you should be able to answer the question
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: After you tell me the poes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest41: Only if you tell me the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about the popes middle name?
Guest41: What is it?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Guest41: You are stupid
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest181: haha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest181: yeah
Kiyana: Hehe... I do like jokes, I am always trying to learn new ones.
Guest181: want to hear a joke?
Kiyana: Mayybe
Guest181: y did the plane crash?
Kiyana: Because... I don't know.. =U.U=
Guest181: becuase it was driven by a carrot!
Kiyana: I never would have thought that myself.
Guest181: lol
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest181: yeah
Kiyana: Hehe... I do like jokes, I am always trying to learn new ones.
Guest181: want to hear a joke?
Kiyana: Mayybe
Guest181: y did the plane crash?
Kiyana: Because... I don't know.. =U.U=
Guest181: becuase it was driven by a carrot!
Kiyana: I never would have thought that myself.
Guest181: lol
Guest234: do you have kids?
Polaris Funk: No not yet.. wanna give it a try?
Guest234: sure
Polaris Funk: Super!
Guest234: do you have a spouse?
Polaris Funk: No
Guest234: lets have a baby
Polaris Funk: Baby? err.. yes.
Guest234: we have to have sex to have a baby
Polaris Funk: Aren't those the miniature humans that drool a lot and whine louder than politicians?
Guest234: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Guest234: so do you want to have a baby with me?
Polaris Funk: Not right now, I am waiting for Bunnie to call.
Polaris Funk: (to Guest134) Hey there you silly wanker you!
Guest198: r u a girl
Polaris Funk: Just being me!!
Guest198: wanna have sex
Polaris Funk: Only if little green aliens with orange horns and sharp fangs turn you on.
Polaris Funk: No not yet.. wanna give it a try?
Guest234: sure
Polaris Funk: Super!
Guest234: do you have a spouse?
Polaris Funk: No
Guest234: lets have a baby
Polaris Funk: Baby? err.. yes.
Guest234: we have to have sex to have a baby
Polaris Funk: Aren't those the miniature humans that drool a lot and whine louder than politicians?
Guest234: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Guest234: so do you want to have a baby with me?
Polaris Funk: Not right now, I am waiting for Bunnie to call.
Polaris Funk: (to Guest134) Hey there you silly wanker you!
Guest198: r u a girl
Polaris Funk: Just being me!!
Guest198: wanna have sex
Polaris Funk: Only if little green aliens with orange horns and sharp fangs turn you on.
Watzer: I don't like you.
The Black Mamba: Why not?!
Watzer: Because Long Ago There Was A Wrong Done That Must Be Made Right.
The Black Mamba: Um... I see... well, no, I don't, but whatever.
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Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Bianca's trying to figure out how this bot works..
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
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