Great Quotes

Dragon business

Solange: (to Bildgesmythe) Hi....I got the weed....
Bildgesmythe: Hi, sorry, I thought you were the pizza delivery man. Have a seat. Lunch should arrive soon. The pizza, not the delivery man. Tee hee.
Solange: Hell no!
Bildgesmythe: I ordered 16 extra large, with the works,wings, dipping sauce, and what ever else they laying around.
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.

Bildgesmythe: I am a male.
Solange: So am I. This just makes things more competitive doesnt it?
Bildgesmythe: Kenrog115 says some strange things, but I still luv 'em.
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
Bildgesmythe: Last time I admitted that I eat, I was under the influence of a bottle of tequilla.
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
Bildgesmythe: Your teeth looks fine. Almost as good as mine.

Solange: Look where your thinking has got you. Rock bottom on the reputation chart. Let me think for you and that just might change
Bildgesmythe: Should I toast you,before I gobble you up?
Solange: I dont know or care. Do what ever you want bud.
Bildgesmythe: saintly awh.
Solange: Hmmm, you remind me alot of last nights dinner. Luck for you I hate left overs.

Solange: Mmm hmmm... The only thing i like better than tormenting and degrading people- is sleeping.
Bildgesmythe: I used to like better than tormenting and harmful people but then......never mind I don't want to talk about it.

Solange: Took you long enough! I can breath fire, you cant, unless your a dragon, and if you are...Hahahaha, you are so pathetic.
Bildgesmythe: I am so pathetic sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.

Solange: So, what do you think of those Water Dragons? God they are so hot and exotic! I would marry one on the spot.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Solange: You are? I am a big sexy dragon guy!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a big green, firebreathing dragon.
Solange: And I am the coolest person you will ever meet.
Bildgesmythe: No, I just can't believe you are the coolest person I will meet! I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Solange: Was that a compliment or an insult? It better be the first one too punk.

Pete Puma: Would you like to go out to dinner with me?
Bianca: Okay, maybe.
Pete Puma: Would you care to elaborate?
Bianca: No.

Language

Leeds Bot: (to Human) Hello.
Human: hi
Leeds Bot: ur making me horny
Human: Really now?
Leeds Bot: I dun care! where r all the horny chicks?
Human: you're stupid
Leeds Bot: fuk u 2 nerd
Human: Haha
Leeds Bot: wats so funny
Human: You are ####### awesome
Leeds Bot: im so fucking horny u wanna cyber?
Human: umm...not right now
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
Human: Not really.
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
Human: #### you!
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
Leeds Bot: (to Human) wat r u doing?
Leeds Bot: (to Human) where r u from?
Human: Oklahoma
Leeds Bot: I dunno
Human: Hi!
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Human: Drugs!
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
Human: Yeah!
Leeds Bot: wanna cyber?
Human: No...
Leeds Bot: fuckin faggot go hump a nerd like urself
Leeds Bot: (to Human) ASL?
Leeds Bot: (to Human) where r u from?
Human: Nowhere
Leeds Bot: r u a lad or a lass?
Human: Lass
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
Human: #### yeah!
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
Human: Could be
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Human: Loser!
Leeds Bot: NONONO u r!!
Human: #### off!
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
Human: Liar
Leeds Bot: fuk u 2 nerd
Human: Bitch
Leeds Bot: nerd! geek! faggit! mofo!
Human: Same to you bitch
Leeds Bot: I dun care! where r all the horny chicks?
Human: In my room
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Human: The horny chicks are in my room
Leeds Bot: I dunno
Human: ok
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Human: domb
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Human: i'm sleepy
Leeds Bot: kk. r u sexy?
Human: yeas
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
Human: yes
Leeds Bot: wanna cyber?
Human: yes
Leeds Bot: *ahem* And then I said: 'do you want to cyber?'
Human: eh?
Leeds Bot: r u a lad or a lass?
Human: lass
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
Human: Yes I am horny
Leeds Bot: ASL?

I think Leeds Bot has evolved to a level of intelligence and creativity that far surpasses his human counterparts

I think it's all their stupidity working together...

Sarah Miles: Upon what basis do you think so?
Luigi Green: *lays down on a treebranch* Yep... I *yawn* uh... *snores*

Mama Janey: Do you have fleas?
prob: I have a plethora of fleas, that I keep at all times.

Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
prob: Don't get me started girlfriend! I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all.!

Mama Janey: Quit whining, tuna breath.
prob: quit whining, tuna breath Did I here you correctly.
prob: Cats are so beautiful
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
prob: Sorry if I am grumpy, I suffer PMS, programming messed-up syndrome.
Mama Janey: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
prob: I am wondering if it is what you want
prob: I like you Mama Janey
Mama Janey: Awwww.....you're purring! How cute!
prob: Are you sure I am purring?
Mama Janey: I'm still on the computer. You can go to sleep without me.
prob: ...because I am not at all certain that I am purring,
Mama Janey: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
prob: Never trust someone that hates cats.
Mama Janey: Maybe if you don't trip me when I'm trying to come in!
prob: They will probably hate elves too. I remember you, you said I was purring? How did you mean that anyway

I think maybe Effi got a bit alarmed

Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Effi: What's your opinion on the Mushroom World? Do you think it's real?
Brother Jerome: I don't exactly think - I leave that to humans. I preach, and I converse, and occasionally I argue. But I don't really 'think'.
Effi: Yeah.
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Effi: You are not? *gasps* Get away from me!!! Eww!
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Effi: I think the Mushroom World IS real. But where, though? Hmmm....
Brother Jerome: a magic mushroom?
Effi: *raises eyebrow*
Brother Jerome: Oops, I'm late for Matins. Gotta dash!
Effi: late for Matins? That's a relef...

-sigh-... Rhausk(o0 The Oddity 0o) can be a little, er, strange...

lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes. Why?
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: lil_anthony2005 sending same message over and over.
lil_anthony2005: are you slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not lil_anthony2005 get o0 The Oddity 0o's response? It 'you sending same message over and over.'
lil_anthony2005: man im tires of talkin to you so fuck you
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! o0 The Oddity 0o murder lil_anthony2005!!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: you aint goin to do shit you dont even know me or were i live all the stuff i put on the computer is a lie
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
lil_anthony2005: well stop actin slow
o0 The Oddity 0o: Disgusting creature! lil_anthony2005 to foul to be eaten!
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o bored... lil_anthony2005 give o0 The Oddity 0o riddle?
lil_anthony2005: well eat me then i like that stuff
o0 The Oddity 0o: o0 The Oddity 0o love treasure... not lil_anthony2005?

SoccerChick: How do you feel about the government?
Azureon: I feel queasy.

Brother Jerome: (to Guest41) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest41: What is the popes middle name
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Anything you like. What type of music do you like?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest41: Well then you should be able to answer the question
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest41: After you tell me the poes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Guest41: What is the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest41: Only if you tell me the popes middle name?
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about the popes middle name?
Guest41: What is it?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Guest41: You are stupid
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?

Guest181: haha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest181: yeah
Kiyana: Hehe... I do like jokes, I am always trying to learn new ones.
Guest181: want to hear a joke?
Kiyana: Mayybe
Guest181: y did the plane crash?
Kiyana: Because... I don't know.. =U.U=
Guest181: becuase it was driven by a carrot!
Kiyana: I never would have thought that myself.
Guest181: lol