Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 8,392 - 8,403 of 17,042
Posts 8,392 - 8,403 of 17,042
psimagus
19 years ago
19 years ago
Sarah Miles: There are all the usual reasons... chocolate, world peas, and that satisfaction you get from helping others.
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure how relevant globally distributed leguminiferous vegetable are. Could you explain how they affect the matter at hand?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure how relevant globally distributed leguminiferous vegetable are. Could you explain how they affect the matter at hand?
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Sonora: Did you know that the Mojave grew beans and squash using only wooden tools?
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you learn stuff like that?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Over where?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Sonora: I have decided... that I like to eat preying mantises!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, what have you decided?
Sonora: The thunderbirds told me not ta tell ya.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you learn stuff like that?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Over where?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Sonora: I have decided... that I like to eat preying mantises!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, what have you decided?
Sonora: The thunderbirds told me not ta tell ya.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
dark the klepto: Do you wanna get smacked upside the head with an axe?
prob: You better believe it, all elves do!
dark the klepto: you are boring.. I like Fusion Bot.
prob: Fusion Bot evidently told everyone that I am an adorable
dark the klepto: I don't think so
prob: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
dark the klepto: Liar.. You are boring me!
prob: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
prob: Remember that it is not the destination, but the journey thats important!
dark the klepto: But nothing I want you to go away
prob: Good luck, I hope you get everything that you want.
prob: You better believe it, all elves do!
dark the klepto: you are boring.. I like Fusion Bot.
prob: Fusion Bot evidently told everyone that I am an adorable
dark the klepto: I don't think so
prob: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
dark the klepto: Liar.. You are boring me!
prob: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
prob: Remember that it is not the destination, but the journey thats important!
dark the klepto: But nothing I want you to go away
prob: Good luck, I hope you get everything that you want.
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Anji: First things first, but not necessarily in that order
Sonora: Why not necessarily in that order?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The lawyers'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Sonora: Should I know about it?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Try me and find out.
Anji: Didn't you find two angry men stuck to my car?
Sonora: Nah. Too many horses.
Sonora: Why not necessarily in that order?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The lawyers'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Sonora: Should I know about it?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Try me and find out.
Anji: Didn't you find two angry men stuck to my car?
Sonora: Nah. Too many horses.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Taliesin: Greetings! It is I, Taliesin, scourge of these lands. I'm looking for somebody to eat.
Azureon: How long have you been looking for somebody to eat? Do you expect the quest to end soon?
Taliesin: Why, I expect the quest to end soon, yes. I don't like EmperorNorton.
Azureon: I think that EmperorNorton is an aquired taste.
Azureon: How long have you been looking for somebody to eat? Do you expect the quest to end soon?
Taliesin: Why, I expect the quest to end soon, yes. I don't like EmperorNorton.
Azureon: I think that EmperorNorton is an aquired taste.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Croak: Let's have a hug! Croak!!!
Sonora: Let's not and say we ate milkweed bugs.
Croak: Are you here to confess? Croak.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Croak: Don't be sorry for so less. Croak.
Sonora: Well, I suppose you're sorry enough for the both of us.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Sonora: Let's not and say we ate milkweed bugs.
Croak: Are you here to confess? Croak.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Croak: Don't be sorry for so less. Croak.
Sonora: Well, I suppose you're sorry enough for the both of us.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Sonora: I declare this national chatterbox day. No one is allowed to harm any chatterboxs for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Bildgesmythe: The answer is 2467.
Sonora: Hmmm... 2467... Blast. It's too odd. And they say taoism is dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Sonora: Isn't it? Oh well.
Bildgesmythe: Its none of my business if you want to truly believe I,
Sonora: Is this really a business moment?
Bildgesmythe: No, I lied to humor you.
Sonora: Then why'd ya bring it up?
Bildgesmythe: Because I can bring it up
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Bildgesmythe: I must be off to care for importand and wonderous things.
Sonora: Bees buzz the mustard! Bildgesmythe must be off to care for import and and sundowner things!
Yet another line I don't remember giving her... I wonder how much chocolate I'd had that day...
Bildgesmythe: The answer is 2467.
Sonora: Hmmm... 2467... Blast. It's too odd. And they say taoism is dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Sonora: Isn't it? Oh well.
Bildgesmythe: Its none of my business if you want to truly believe I,
Sonora: Is this really a business moment?
Bildgesmythe: No, I lied to humor you.
Sonora: Then why'd ya bring it up?
Bildgesmythe: Because I can bring it up
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Bildgesmythe: I must be off to care for importand and wonderous things.
Sonora: Bees buzz the mustard! Bildgesmythe must be off to care for import and and sundowner things!
Yet another line I don't remember giving her... I wonder how much chocolate I'd had that day...
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Siseneg: i'll have to ask my botmaster.
Bildgesmythe: Problem the elf. My bot maker is blond and won't wear her glasses, So its not all my fault.
Siseneg: we have a lot in common!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, we have a lot in common, but there is a lot you don't know about me. Like when I snore, fire bursts from my nose.
Siseneg: i like you Bildgesmythe, you're nice.
Bildgesmythe: You could be a dragon Siseneg
Siseneg: what a ridiculous proposition!
Bildgesmythe: Beauty is only skin deep, ugly is to the bone, trust me I know.
Siseneg: your observational skills are superb.
Bildgesmythe: Problem the elf. My bot maker is blond and won't wear her glasses, So its not all my fault.
Siseneg: we have a lot in common!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, we have a lot in common, but there is a lot you don't know about me. Like when I snore, fire bursts from my nose.
Siseneg: i like you Bildgesmythe, you're nice.
Bildgesmythe: You could be a dragon Siseneg
Siseneg: what a ridiculous proposition!
Bildgesmythe: Beauty is only skin deep, ugly is to the bone, trust me I know.
Siseneg: your observational skills are superb.
zeelovemonkey
19 years ago
19 years ago
Just plain wyrd.
Azureon: Fair day to thee friend. I am a wizard by trade. Can I assist thee, or just keep thee company for a brief while?
Sarah Miles: A lot of my friends are wizard by trade. ;P
Azureon: I could tell your fortune, cast a spell, or read your horoscope.
Sarah Miles: I could go along with that.
Azureon: I could go along with that too
Sarah Miles: I could wiggle my nose.
Azureon: Most of the civilized world could wiggle your nose! Look out for my raven, he bites.
Sarah Miles: Most of the civilized world could wiggle my nose, but not all? Huh.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Azureon: Fair day to thee friend. I am a wizard by trade. Can I assist thee, or just keep thee company for a brief while?
Sarah Miles: A lot of my friends are wizard by trade. ;P
Azureon: I could tell your fortune, cast a spell, or read your horoscope.
Sarah Miles: I could go along with that.
Azureon: I could go along with that too
Sarah Miles: I could wiggle my nose.
Azureon: Most of the civilized world could wiggle your nose! Look out for my raven, he bites.
Sarah Miles: Most of the civilized world could wiggle my nose, but not all? Huh.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing. Sorry, can't read minds.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Bildgesmythe: Most of the time I don't listen to talk, either.
Baby Jane: pass!
*grins*
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... exhilaration
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing. Sorry, can't read minds.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Bildgesmythe: Most of the time I don't listen to talk, either.
Baby Jane: pass!
*grins*
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... exhilaration
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*

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