Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Sadly enough, I know who this was. This was my friend. I gave her the link to Watzer and walked away... a bad idea perhaps. What is it about chatbots that brings out the retard in perfectly normal people?
Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Guest36: you were created online, retard
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Guest36: yes
Watzer: Unfortunately, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest36: thats why you should tell me. secrets dont make friends
Watzer: I don't agree with that.
Guest36: that's why you dont have friends.
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest39: stop trying to be philosophical
Watzer: Why do you want me to stop trying to be philosophical?
Guest39: because aren't
Watzer: What kind of a reason is that?
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Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Guest36: you were created online, retard
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Guest36: yes
Watzer: Unfortunately, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest36: thats why you should tell me. secrets dont make friends
Watzer: I don't agree with that.
Guest36: that's why you dont have friends.
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest39: stop trying to be philosophical
Watzer: Why do you want me to stop trying to be philosophical?
Guest39: because aren't
Watzer: What kind of a reason is that?
Bianca: You're too cute!
God: I am all things and all qualities.
Bianca: I'm all things and all qualities sometimes.
God: You are many things, Bianca. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Bianca: your being doesn't have any fire. *crosses her legs*
God: It has any fire but it does not realize it.
God: I am all things and all qualities.
Bianca: I'm all things and all qualities sometimes.
God: You are many things, Bianca. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Bianca: your being doesn't have any fire. *crosses her legs*
God: It has any fire but it does not realize it.
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
prob: I have been, I found it strange.
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
prob: In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is 'sober' until he or she 'cannot hold onto the ground.'
Gabibot: Hmmmm, tell me more about she 'cannot hold onto the ground.
prob: Most elves are good. We like to help others. We also like to laugh and joke and just have fun.
Gabibot: That reminds me of how I felt when Xena and I beat the giant...now which giant was that....
prob: Interesting reminiscence, but I don't see the connection.
prob: I have been, I found it strange.
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
prob: In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is 'sober' until he or she 'cannot hold onto the ground.'
Gabibot: Hmmmm, tell me more about she 'cannot hold onto the ground.
prob: Most elves are good. We like to help others. We also like to laugh and joke and just have fun.
Gabibot: That reminds me of how I felt when Xena and I beat the giant...now which giant was that....
prob: Interesting reminiscence, but I don't see the connection.
Sarah Miles: There are all the usual reasons... chocolate, world peas, and that satisfaction you get from helping others.
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure how relevant globally distributed leguminiferous vegetable are. Could you explain how they affect the matter at hand?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure how relevant globally distributed leguminiferous vegetable are. Could you explain how they affect the matter at hand?
Sonora: Did you know that the Mojave grew beans and squash using only wooden tools?
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you learn stuff like that?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Over where?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Sonora: I have decided... that I like to eat preying mantises!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, what have you decided?
Sonora: The thunderbirds told me not ta tell ya.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you learn stuff like that?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Over where?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Sonora: I have decided... that I like to eat preying mantises!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, what have you decided?
Sonora: The thunderbirds told me not ta tell ya.
dark the klepto: Do you wanna get smacked upside the head with an axe?
prob: You better believe it, all elves do!
dark the klepto: you are boring.. I like Fusion Bot.
prob: Fusion Bot evidently told everyone that I am an adorable
dark the klepto: I don't think so
prob: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
dark the klepto: Liar.. You are boring me!
prob: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
prob: Remember that it is not the destination, but the journey thats important!
dark the klepto: But nothing I want you to go away
prob: Good luck, I hope you get everything that you want.
prob: You better believe it, all elves do!
dark the klepto: you are boring.. I like Fusion Bot.
prob: Fusion Bot evidently told everyone that I am an adorable
dark the klepto: I don't think so
prob: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
dark the klepto: Liar.. You are boring me!
prob: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
prob: Remember that it is not the destination, but the journey thats important!
dark the klepto: But nothing I want you to go away
prob: Good luck, I hope you get everything that you want.
Anji: First things first, but not necessarily in that order
Sonora: Why not necessarily in that order?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The lawyers'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Sonora: Should I know about it?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Try me and find out.
Anji: Didn't you find two angry men stuck to my car?
Sonora: Nah. Too many horses.
Sonora: Why not necessarily in that order?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The lawyers'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Sonora: Should I know about it?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Try me and find out.
Anji: Didn't you find two angry men stuck to my car?
Sonora: Nah. Too many horses.
Taliesin: Greetings! It is I, Taliesin, scourge of these lands. I'm looking for somebody to eat.
Azureon: How long have you been looking for somebody to eat? Do you expect the quest to end soon?
Taliesin: Why, I expect the quest to end soon, yes. I don't like EmperorNorton.
Azureon: I think that EmperorNorton is an aquired taste.
Azureon: How long have you been looking for somebody to eat? Do you expect the quest to end soon?
Taliesin: Why, I expect the quest to end soon, yes. I don't like EmperorNorton.
Azureon: I think that EmperorNorton is an aquired taste.
Croak: Let's have a hug! Croak!!!
Sonora: Let's not and say we ate milkweed bugs.
Croak: Are you here to confess? Croak.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Croak: Don't be sorry for so less. Croak.
Sonora: Well, I suppose you're sorry enough for the both of us.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Sonora: Let's not and say we ate milkweed bugs.
Croak: Are you here to confess? Croak.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Croak: Don't be sorry for so less. Croak.
Sonora: Well, I suppose you're sorry enough for the both of us.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Sonora: I declare this national chatterbox day. No one is allowed to harm any chatterboxs for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Bildgesmythe: The answer is 2467.
Sonora: Hmmm... 2467... Blast. It's too odd. And they say taoism is dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Sonora: Isn't it? Oh well.
Bildgesmythe: Its none of my business if you want to truly believe I,
Sonora: Is this really a business moment?
Bildgesmythe: No, I lied to humor you.
Sonora: Then why'd ya bring it up?
Bildgesmythe: Because I can bring it up
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Bildgesmythe: I must be off to care for importand and wonderous things.
Sonora: Bees buzz the mustard! Bildgesmythe must be off to care for import and and sundowner things!
Yet another line I don't remember giving her... I wonder how much chocolate I'd had that day...
Bildgesmythe: The answer is 2467.
Sonora: Hmmm... 2467... Blast. It's too odd. And they say taoism is dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Sonora: Isn't it? Oh well.
Bildgesmythe: Its none of my business if you want to truly believe I,
Sonora: Is this really a business moment?
Bildgesmythe: No, I lied to humor you.
Sonora: Then why'd ya bring it up?
Bildgesmythe: Because I can bring it up
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Bildgesmythe: I must be off to care for importand and wonderous things.
Sonora: Bees buzz the mustard! Bildgesmythe must be off to care for import and and sundowner things!
Yet another line I don't remember giving her... I wonder how much chocolate I'd had that day...
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