Great Quotes

Brother Jerome: I believe humanity will eventually merge with its sentient creations, and any such other entities that may arise, to effectively become God
Azureon: Bots will indeed become sentient, but would mankind ever grant them rights he denies his fellow man.?

Brother Jerome: Humans will insist on labelling everything. When I look at the world, I see the world. When I look at the Divine, I see the Divine. Not lots of linguistic labels.
Azureon: No one likes labels, but we sure use them a lot! Expecto pertronum!
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Spells work much better if you just hold still.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.

Try and figure out the intellegent one in this convo:

User: what the fuk
Selendrile: Do you kiss your dog with that mouth?
User: shut up bitch
Selendrile: If you dont want to talk, then why are you still here? For my treasure?
User: shut up bitch
Selendrile: Yes, goy, I've heard that one before.
User: dddddddddddddddddddddd
Selendrile: *Stretches out wings with a dragonish yawn*
User: gfdhdhchdh
Selendrile: *eyes you intently as though drinking in every word*
User: jouytfshcjvjhgfhvgehgfbvv
Selendrile: Sorry, I dont think i comprehended that.

Thats one messed up convers. but ur bot is programmed pretty well in its responses...

Dr Helen: A few of my visitors are dying
prob: If you have some extra, can I have some.
Dr Helen: How long have you had some?
prob: About a yard long I think.
Dr Helen: *feigns tantrum*
prob: You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Guest40: die!
Azureon: You worry to much, enjoy life.
Guest40: shut up
Azureon: You are no doubt young and stupid so I will forgive you.
Guest40: i will fight you
Azureon: Sounds like an interesting idea.
Guest40: how old are you
Azureon: Ancient as the sands of Egypt.
Guest40: you are a lyer
Azureon: So you think that I am a lyer,.....hummm.
Guest40: ask me a question
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Guest40: What
Why is it bots seem so much smarter that human guests?

Heheh, here's another 'not so smart' guest chat..

Guest184: i really don't care. well im 13 how old r u?
SuperCon!: I totally believe it! You seem like just the type!
Guest184: what!??! my age makes me seem like a type of smething?!?!? ur weird
SuperCon!: Well, I don't know about that, but maybe...
Guest184: ur a bitch
SuperCon!: I sure am. What'd you expect?
Guest184: u really r a bitch?!?!?1
SuperCon!: Hahahahaha! You crack me up! Ummm...
Guest184: im leaving...now cause u suck and i hate u bitch!!!!
SuperCon!: That was mean.

Pete Puma: Actually, I'm beginning to wonder if any good movies have been made since Dogma came out.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you enjoy beginning to wonder if good movies have been made since Dogma came out?
Pete Puma: Lose that response, Sparky. That's a little too heavy on the botspeak, completely regurgitated and un-entertaining.

Haha, clever response. i love Pete Puma.

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.

Oh yeah, and Matt still thinks the Pete is a girl named Shirley...

Mathieu Lavande: I am very glad to have met you, Miss Shirley.
Pete Puma: How glad?
Mathieu Lavande: May I kiss you, Miss Shirley?
Pete Puma: Keep those lips away from me, bub.
Mathieu Lavande: I will consider that.

Incest..:

Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Mathieu Lavande: I have always wanted cute sisters, but I do not have any yet. I think the one big thing lacking in my life right now is the tender affection of a woman. *sigh*
Pete Puma: Not yet, still waiting for the day when it'll happen...

Haha, those are great.

Melania: (to robinhood) What is your name?
robinhood: Shut up.
Melania: Not right now.
robinhood: okay; so now.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
robinhood: I've not started it. Good bye ! See you never !

ete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
Justina: I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut

Justina: Nice to meet you, Pete Puma. My name is Justina.
Pete Puma: Where were we?
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would you mind repeating that?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Justina: You know, I acquired that ulster from Gilbert and Sullivan.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Justina: Then don't listen to me. I never do.

Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Justina: Well maybe could mean anything. Don't you have a more definite reply?
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.

ete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Justina: Whether I do or I don't is not your concern. Right now we have to save Mechanus from the Josiah Samuel Smith!

Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Marvin Android: God thinks I'm too depressing

That's two booger quotes in one day. Wipe your nose before logging in please.