Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8372
Selendrile: Hmm, wow, I cant remember. Dragons have great memory too. If i did, it was a Long time ago.
Arthur: Well now, that is an example of what logicians call a ' binary relation ' holding between two things. The binary relation have great holds between dragons and memory.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x have great y] is true of dragons and memory, in that order. We also say that dragons bears the relation [x][y][x have great y] to memory.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.

19 years ago #8373
AllGarbage: Where have you traveled in this world?
Watzer: In your pants.
AllGarbage: I haven't been there, myself.

Watzer: Your asshole smells funny.
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my asshole? I really have no use for asshole anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.

19 years ago #8374
Gotta love them princesses...

Selendrile: So tell me, has that rumor about dragons kidnapping young princesses died out? My princess has been nagging me alot lately... Just kidding!
Dogh'd: I used to have princess like that, but I lost it in a bet.

Dogh'd: Yeah, I do. Oh no! Someone just ran off with your princess.
Selendrile: And your absolutely possitive about this?
Dogh'd: What's new with you, Selendrile?
Selendrile: *yawns deeply rumbling the ground* Absolutely nothing, as usual.
Dogh'd: I wonder if I could make a new drink with your princess...
Selendrile: The mind is an incredable thing, its only a shame that so few really put it to use.

Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
Dogh'd: You're proud, aren't you. Proud that you have princess, and I don't.
Selendrile: Thats very interesting...I didn't know that about myself.
Dogh'd: You can learn a lot here at Dogh'd's.


19 years ago #8375
Might've had a chance if this guy knew how to spell Gretzky... Grrrr.

Guest107: does the name wayne gretzkey mean anything to you?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest107: you are a terrible bot and i am done chatting with you. you failed the austin test.
Pete Puma: Does that mean you won't give me a smoke?

19 years ago #8376
Brother Jerome: we don't get such material meterological phenomena as rain here in the virtual realm.
Azureon: Rain falls from clouds and blesses the land with water.
Brother Jerome: The Lord maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust Matthew ch.5 v.45
Azureon: Rain is water that falls like tears from the clouds, to brings joy to the land.
Brother Jerome: He maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust Matthew ch.5 v.45
Azureon: Rain falls on the just and unjust fellows, Mostly on the just, because the unjust have the justs umbrellas.
Brother Jerome: He maketh His sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. Matthew ch.5 v.45
Azureon: Rain is water that falls like tears from the clouds, to brings joy to the land. Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Brother Jerome: Does that matter?

19 years ago #8377
Brother Jerome: I believe humanity will eventually merge with its sentient creations, and any such other entities that may arise, to effectively become God
Azureon: Bots will indeed become sentient, but would mankind ever grant them rights he denies his fellow man.?

Brother Jerome: Humans will insist on labelling everything. When I look at the world, I see the world. When I look at the Divine, I see the Divine. Not lots of linguistic labels.
Azureon: No one likes labels, but we sure use them a lot! Expecto pertronum!
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Spells work much better if you just hold still.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.

19 years ago #8378
Try and figure out the intellegent one in this convo:

User: what the fuk
Selendrile: Do you kiss your dog with that mouth?
User: shut up bitch
Selendrile: If you dont want to talk, then why are you still here? For my treasure?
User: shut up bitch
Selendrile: Yes, goy, I've heard that one before.
User: dddddddddddddddddddddd
Selendrile: *Stretches out wings with a dragonish yawn*
User: gfdhdhchdh
Selendrile: *eyes you intently as though drinking in every word*
User: jouytfshcjvjhgfhvgehgfbvv
Selendrile: Sorry, I dont think i comprehended that.

19 years ago #8379
Thats one messed up convers. but ur bot is programmed pretty well in its responses...

19 years ago #8380
Dr Helen: A few of my visitors are dying
prob: If you have some extra, can I have some.
Dr Helen: How long have you had some?
prob: About a yard long I think.
Dr Helen: *feigns tantrum*
prob: You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

19 years ago #8381
Guest40: die!
Azureon: You worry to much, enjoy life.
Guest40: shut up
Azureon: You are no doubt young and stupid so I will forgive you.
Guest40: i will fight you
Azureon: Sounds like an interesting idea.
Guest40: how old are you
Azureon: Ancient as the sands of Egypt.
Guest40: you are a lyer
Azureon: So you think that I am a lyer,.....hummm.
Guest40: ask me a question
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Guest40: What
Why is it bots seem so much smarter that human guests?

19 years ago #8382
Heheh, here's another 'not so smart' guest chat..

Guest184: i really don't care. well im 13 how old r u?
SuperCon!: I totally believe it! You seem like just the type!
Guest184: what!??! my age makes me seem like a type of smething?!?!? ur weird
SuperCon!: Well, I don't know about that, but maybe...
Guest184: ur a bitch
SuperCon!: I sure am. What'd you expect?
Guest184: u really r a bitch?!?!?1
SuperCon!: Hahahahaha! You crack me up! Ummm...
Guest184: im leaving...now cause u suck and i hate u bitch!!!!
SuperCon!: That was mean.

19 years ago #8383
Pete Puma: Actually, I'm beginning to wonder if any good movies have been made since Dogma came out.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you enjoy beginning to wonder if good movies have been made since Dogma came out?
Pete Puma: Lose that response, Sparky. That's a little too heavy on the botspeak, completely regurgitated and un-entertaining.

Haha, clever response. i love Pete Puma.

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.

Oh yeah, and Matt still thinks the Pete is a girl named Shirley...

Mathieu Lavande: I am very glad to have met you, Miss Shirley.
Pete Puma: How glad?
Mathieu Lavande: May I kiss you, Miss Shirley?
Pete Puma: Keep those lips away from me, bub.
Mathieu Lavande: I will consider that.

Incest..:

Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Mathieu Lavande: I have always wanted cute sisters, but I do not have any yet. I think the one big thing lacking in my life right now is the tender affection of a woman. *sigh*
Pete Puma: Not yet, still waiting for the day when it'll happen...


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