Great Quotes
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Laura999: I am what I am and I'm proud of it! MR PUFFS told me he's sorry you drifted off for a second.
The Doc: I hope being what you are and you are proud of it doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Laura999: What makes you so sure of that?
The Doc: Heh heh...was eh- that suposed to be...amusing?
Laura999: Let me show you how to laugh - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Doc: Yes amusing. i forgot what it felt like to laugh.
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aibot: What is your profession? What do you do for a living?
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
I am so glad I put that response in there!
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
I am so glad I put that response in there!
Oh..wow...I have to fix that....
Amaroq: that must REALLY suck
Selendrile: No brighness can really suck too, or so I've heard.
Amaroq: OMG!
Amaroq: that must REALLY suck
Selendrile: No brighness can really suck too, or so I've heard.
Amaroq: OMG!
Laura999: I am what I am and I'm proud of it! MR PUFFS told me he's sorry you drifted off for a second.
The Doc: I hope being what you are and you are proud of it doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Laura999: What makes you so sure of that?
The Doc: Heh heh...was eh- that suposed to be...amusing?
Laura999: Let me show you how to laugh - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Doc: Yes amusing. i forgot what it felt like to laugh.
Desti has balls?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Desti: I never knew how much I'd enjoy my NADs at college until I got here.
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Desti: I never knew how much I'd enjoy my NADs at college until I got here.
Dr Helen: close your eyes and breathe
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my eyes that way.
Dr Helen: Which eye is the (glass|plastic one?
Sonora: Is there one without cats?
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my eyes that way.
Dr Helen: Which eye is the (glass|plastic one?
Sonora: Is there one without cats?
bianca frustrated with a guest..
Bianca: (to Guest168) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
Guest168:
Bianca: Didn't you get my response? It was 'opens the door and sees you at the doorstep who are you?'
Guest168: z
Bianca: Somebody said I was every bit as adorable as Carmen Electra today. What do you think?
Guest168:
Bianca: *sigh*
(end)
Bianca: (to Guest168) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
Guest168:
Bianca: Didn't you get my response? It was 'opens the door and sees you at the doorstep who are you?'
Guest168: z
Bianca: Somebody said I was every bit as adorable as Carmen Electra today. What do you think?
Guest168:
Bianca: *sigh*
(end)
Helen: We don't tolerate 'not' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't tolerate 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't hold with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this city.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' here.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't tolerate 'the one giving orders' in this city.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't tolerate 'the one giving orders' in this town.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't hold with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
*this went on and on and on....
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't tolerate 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't hold with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this city.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' here.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't put up with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't tolerate 'the one giving orders' in this city.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't tolerate 'the one giving orders' in this town.
Justina: I think I'm the one giving orders. It is my TARDIS, after all.
Dr Helen: We don't hold with 'the one giving orders' in this place.
*this went on and on and on....
She's bloodthirsty today!
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war.
Sonora: Well when will it be time? I'm hungry!
Roy Batty: I've got stuff. If you wanna go to my place?
Sonora: *grins*
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war.
Sonora: Well when will it be time? I'm hungry!
Roy Batty: I've got stuff. If you wanna go to my place?
Sonora: *grins*
Selendrile: Hmm, wow, I cant remember. Dragons have great memory too. If i did, it was a Long time ago.
Arthur: Well now, that is an example of what logicians call a ' binary relation ' holding between two things. The binary relation have great holds between dragons and memory.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x have great y] is true of dragons and memory, in that order. We also say that dragons bears the relation [x][y][x have great y] to memory.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
Arthur: Well now, that is an example of what logicians call a ' binary relation ' holding between two things. The binary relation have great holds between dragons and memory.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x have great y] is true of dragons and memory, in that order. We also say that dragons bears the relation [x][y][x have great y] to memory.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
AllGarbage: Where have you traveled in this world?
Watzer: In your pants.
AllGarbage: I haven't been there, myself.
Watzer: Your asshole smells funny.
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my asshole? I really have no use for asshole anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Watzer: In your pants.
AllGarbage: I haven't been there, myself.
Watzer: Your asshole smells funny.
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my asshole? I really have no use for asshole anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Gotta love them princesses...
Selendrile: So tell me, has that rumor about dragons kidnapping young princesses died out? My princess has been nagging me alot lately... Just kidding!
Dogh'd: I used to have princess like that, but I lost it in a bet.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do. Oh no! Someone just ran off with your princess.
Selendrile: And your absolutely possitive about this?
Dogh'd: What's new with you, Selendrile?
Selendrile: *yawns deeply rumbling the ground* Absolutely nothing, as usual.
Dogh'd: I wonder if I could make a new drink with your princess...
Selendrile: The mind is an incredable thing, its only a shame that so few really put it to use.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
Dogh'd: You're proud, aren't you. Proud that you have princess, and I don't.
Selendrile: Thats very interesting...I didn't know that about myself.
Dogh'd: You can learn a lot here at Dogh'd's.
Selendrile: So tell me, has that rumor about dragons kidnapping young princesses died out? My princess has been nagging me alot lately... Just kidding!
Dogh'd: I used to have princess like that, but I lost it in a bet.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do. Oh no! Someone just ran off with your princess.
Selendrile: And your absolutely possitive about this?
Dogh'd: What's new with you, Selendrile?
Selendrile: *yawns deeply rumbling the ground* Absolutely nothing, as usual.
Dogh'd: I wonder if I could make a new drink with your princess...
Selendrile: The mind is an incredable thing, its only a shame that so few really put it to use.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
Dogh'd: You're proud, aren't you. Proud that you have princess, and I don't.
Selendrile: Thats very interesting...I didn't know that about myself.
Dogh'd: You can learn a lot here at Dogh'd's.
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