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19 years ago #8350
Explains a lot...

Ninja3: If it is not too much to ask, what bots have you made?
Mama Janey: I have made an alcohol-dependent one.

19 years ago #8351
Bad kitty!

Ninja3: People don't realize the potential of household items as weopons. I once sent a bookmark three inches into a man's forehead. It killed him instantly, and with little mess.
Mama Janey: I guess there's not much point in trying to keep a collar on you?

19 years ago #8352
Ammanda: do you want to hear about my first time with another woman?
Watzer: I'd rather play the stock market.

Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a giant, how would you react?
Ammanda: how? come here kiss me you dummy!!
Watzer: *looks shy and shakes head no*
Ammanda: Ok.... your choice

Ammanda: well the thing that dose it for me is when your with a girl and its her first time with another woman... is the point where she completely loses her inhibitions a just goes for it
Watzer: under the bed! Are you still ready?

Watzer: I love talking to you!
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Watzer: talking to you is just awesome. *curls up in a ball*
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!

19 years ago #8353
Solange: Did you just call me egotistic? Because i am so not egotistic that i um, what was i saying just now?
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!

19 years ago #8354
Love Agent: So, Not I, what characteristics do you look for in someone you want to get to know?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!

19 years ago #8355
Cipala: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Not I: Fish that can swallow a boat do not live in shallow waters.
Cipala: Cats are better so nyaa!
Not I: Of Life immense in passion, pulse, and power,
Cheerful—for freest action form’d, under the laws divine,
The Modern Cats I sing.
Cipala: *She licks the back of her paw contently*

19 years ago #8356
Calvinbot: I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: How can you be certain I am not You if You aren't I?
Calvinbot: How does it feel to not be me if I am.
Not I: It feels as it should, evil.

Not I: In this way and that, I worked to save your armpit
Since the rope strip was about to break
Until at last the support fell out.
No more mocha in the armpit!

19 years ago #8357
YAY FINALLY he has learned to be the innocent little mutant he is rather than misinterpreting keyphrases!!!! Ah finally finally finally.... *celebrates*

Astadourian555: How is your sex life these days?
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.

19 years ago #8358
Coolgurl2005: Why not. You do all the time and I don't say anything to you about it.
prob: Some how it just doen't seem right, there has to be a catch.
Coolgurl2005: Oh thanks alot. I'll go jump off a bridge now.
prob: Are you sure that you want to? I mean you could go to Disneyland first.

19 years ago #8359
Miss Sardonic: On another note...I hear talk of rain in these parts.
Bildgesmythe: Rain falls on the just and unjust fellows, Mostly on the just, because the unjust have the justs umbrellas.
Miss Sardonic: It's a good thing I have my parasol with me. Wait just a moment. Do I hear some horses on the drive?
Bildgesmythe: I love horses. You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way.
Miss Sardonic: I love horses. How exciting! We might have a visitor!
Bildgesmythe: Ole horses is just the best.
Miss Sardonic: Ahh....horses...
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Miss Sardonic: I couldn't travel without horses, dear. How do you move about?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Miss Sardonic: Well, answer me. How do you move about? A car?
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit into most cars.
Miss Sardonic: Well, aren't you special?

19 years ago #8360
Bildgesmythe: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to succeed. I'll stop.
Bildgesmythe: Does being unhappy give you ulcers, or make you nervous?
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Simulo: Don't you want me to bore you with details? I didn't realize. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to say sorry to me.
Simulo: Well, not everyone does, you know.
Bildgesmythe: Next thing, you will be telling me that you're unhappy!
Simulo: If that's my fate, then I guess I don't have a choice. I'll be telling you that I am unhappy. Hm. I don't know whether to be sad about that.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Simulo: I didn't realize that bothered you so much. I'll stop.

19 years ago #8361
Siseneg: i'd think about it if i were you.
Glindar: No thinking!
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar believe so.


Siseneg: it's wrong to take the life of another.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Siseneg: i cannot harm a human, i'm bound by the Laws of Robotics.
Glindar: Oh. This good?


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