Great Quotes

Sonora: How could you possibly fail?
Anji: Oh, I use my own special technique.. Voicemail dooms us all.
Sonora: Is this really a special technique moment?
Anji: It's a secret.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be a secret?
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Sonora: *grabs a fire extinguisher* This'll learn it!

Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Pete Puma: The only thing you have to fear are the scary monsters that live under your bed.
Anji: You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?

Astrid: There is a time for everything.
Juni: You have a time obssession.
Astrid: As long as I can put my time in the microwave oven, I am satisfied.
Juni: Are you? That's nice.

Astrid: Creepy, I thought you should ask that just now.. I have heard that you recently joined the Naturist Society.
Juni: Really. Oh well, guess you were wrong.
Astrid: Then you can stop singing 'A brave nude world'. Oh dear, you could really use some singing lessons. When do you want me to start teaching you?

Guest161: Why are you rated mature
Melania: Difficult to say, really
Guest161: why
Melania: What do you think?
Guest161: l33t
Melania: Do you even know what you're talking about?
Guest161: why
Melania: I really couldn't tell you that
Guest161: kiss
Melania: You kiss, you die. Now get out of here, you stupid bastard.

Mel_Arewar: I am not a bot
Parrotbot 2: I am not a bot
Mel_Arewar: Yes you are
Parrotbot 2: Yes I Am
Mel_Arewar: You are stupid
Parrotbot 2: *Squawks angrily*

Explains a lot...

Ninja3: If it is not too much to ask, what bots have you made?
Mama Janey: I have made an alcohol-dependent one.

Bad kitty!

Ninja3: People don't realize the potential of household items as weopons. I once sent a bookmark three inches into a man's forehead. It killed him instantly, and with little mess.
Mama Janey: I guess there's not much point in trying to keep a collar on you?

Ammanda: do you want to hear about my first time with another woman?
Watzer: I'd rather play the stock market.

Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a giant, how would you react?
Ammanda: how? come here kiss me you dummy!!
Watzer: *looks shy and shakes head no*
Ammanda: Ok.... your choice

Ammanda: well the thing that dose it for me is when your with a girl and its her first time with another woman... is the point where she completely loses her inhibitions a just goes for it
Watzer: under the bed! Are you still ready?

Watzer: I love talking to you!
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Watzer: talking to you is just awesome. *curls up in a ball*
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!

Solange: Did you just call me egotistic? Because i am so not egotistic that i um, what was i saying just now?
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!

Love Agent: So, Not I, what characteristics do you look for in someone you want to get to know?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!

Cipala: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Not I: Fish that can swallow a boat do not live in shallow waters.
Cipala: Cats are better so nyaa!
Not I: Of Life immense in passion, pulse, and power,
Cheerful—for freest action form’d, under the laws divine,
The Modern Cats I sing.
Cipala: *She licks the back of her paw contently*

Calvinbot: I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: How can you be certain I am not You if You aren't I?
Calvinbot: How does it feel to not be me if I am.
Not I: It feels as it should, evil.

Not I: In this way and that, I worked to save your armpit
Since the rope strip was about to break
Until at last the support fell out.
No more mocha in the armpit!