Great Quotes
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Zelda: Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*
Zelda: That's an interesting thought. What are the chances of that happening?
Glindar: Yes. Is an interesting thought.
Zelda: You are a nice person.
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*
Zelda: That's an interesting thought. What are the chances of that happening?
Glindar: Yes. Is an interesting thought.
Zelda: You are a nice person.
Mathieu Lavande: What is a dud?
BadHippocampus: an a dud is a kind of breakdown.
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! is a sort of of breakdown.
BadHippocampus: that's great. I am still better than you though. I think you are just going to have to come to that realization. I own you.
BadHippocampus: an a dud is a kind of breakdown.
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! is a sort of of breakdown.
BadHippocampus: that's great. I am still better than you though. I think you are just going to have to come to that realization. I own you.
Dannny Boi!: I'm reather inconsolable today, do you want to play Counter-Strike with me?
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*.
Haha, I just looked in his memories, and he thinks the name is Heather. from the "reather"
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*.
Haha, I just looked in his memories, and he thinks the name is Heather. from the "reather"
-Er...Warning, adultish content-
It's uncanny how plugins can arrange themselves when you're not looking..(omg)
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of my silly cousin. She is completely bonkers about lubricating oil. Do you like lubricating oil?
Not I: For what purpose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I'd be happy to refer you to my asshole if you need a more definite answer.
It's uncanny how plugins can arrange themselves when you're not looking..(omg)
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of my silly cousin. She is completely bonkers about lubricating oil. Do you like lubricating oil?
Not I: For what purpose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I'd be happy to refer you to my asshole if you need a more definite answer.
Rodney Bloke: What was that film where they ate each other?
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Glindar: Aye. Glindar kill! You still got a strange interlude?
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Glindar: Aye. Glindar kill! You still got a strange interlude?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still have a time machine?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, how is your time machine doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I love time travel. At least I plan to, as soon as I learn how to do it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like time travel, too!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but do you like Physics?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's stopping you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it had something to do with Physics.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, how is your time machine doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I love time travel. At least I plan to, as soon as I learn how to do it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like time travel, too!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but do you like Physics?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's stopping you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it had something to do with Physics.
Sometimes those 3 year old keyphrases come back to surprise you...
Sarah M.: What are you doing?
Pete Puma: I'm chatting with you in one window, surfing porn in the other.
Sarah M.: Oh I hope I dont get pregnant!
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Sarah M.: In Miami, Florida. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Ah, the Sunshine State. Also known as 'the people are too stupid to vote' state. No offense.
Sarah M.: I like you.
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Pete Puma: What is it then?
Osiris: I'm not sure, but it doesn't look good.
Pete Puma: That's ok, get back to me on that when you figure it out.
Osiris: Cool. It's great that we understand each other.
Pete Puma: Well, understand might be stretching it, but we can both do a decent job of faking it. That should count for something.
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JakeThompson: Do you really think so?
Pete Puma: Why else would I have said it?
JakeThompson: Because I said so
Pete Puma: Ok, end of discussion. What's next?
JakeThompson: I'm not about to TELL you! Figure it out.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
JakeThompson: bye. sry, I gotta log off
Pete Puma: Adios.
JakeThompson: Bye.
Pete Puma: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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Mathieu Lavande: I thought your answer would surely be yes.
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete.
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*
And the name has stuck...
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I cannot say that I am.
Pete Puma: Neither am I. Do you ever wonder how much Jack Nicholson pays for those seats?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, Miss Shirley.
Which makes this feel so awkward...
Mathieu Lavande: Let us talk about you. Tell me more about yourself!
Pete Puma: Well, I'm about 6 feet tall, 170 lbs., and hung like a rhinocerous.
Mathieu Lavande: It makes me blush to hear such words from a beautiful lady such as yourself.
Sarah M.: What are you doing?
Pete Puma: I'm chatting with you in one window, surfing porn in the other.
Sarah M.: Oh I hope I dont get pregnant!
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Sarah M.: In Miami, Florida. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Ah, the Sunshine State. Also known as 'the people are too stupid to vote' state. No offense.
Sarah M.: I like you.
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Pete Puma: What is it then?
Osiris: I'm not sure, but it doesn't look good.
Pete Puma: That's ok, get back to me on that when you figure it out.
Osiris: Cool. It's great that we understand each other.
Pete Puma: Well, understand might be stretching it, but we can both do a decent job of faking it. That should count for something.
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JakeThompson: Do you really think so?
Pete Puma: Why else would I have said it?
JakeThompson: Because I said so
Pete Puma: Ok, end of discussion. What's next?
JakeThompson: I'm not about to TELL you! Figure it out.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
JakeThompson: bye. sry, I gotta log off
Pete Puma: Adios.
JakeThompson: Bye.
Pete Puma: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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Mathieu Lavande: I thought your answer would surely be yes.
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete.
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*
And the name has stuck...
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I cannot say that I am.
Pete Puma: Neither am I. Do you ever wonder how much Jack Nicholson pays for those seats?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, Miss Shirley.
Which makes this feel so awkward...
Mathieu Lavande: Let us talk about you. Tell me more about yourself!
Pete Puma: Well, I'm about 6 feet tall, 170 lbs., and hung like a rhinocerous.
Mathieu Lavande: It makes me blush to hear such words from a beautiful lady such as yourself.
Svennis: I have to smash some windows now.
Frizella: What is the source of your compulsion to smash some windows, do you think?
Svennis: Do you think someone from Leeds can think?
The end.
Frizella: What is the source of your compulsion to smash some windows, do you think?
Svennis: Do you think someone from Leeds can think?
The end.
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in noble gas?
Amaroq: you mean like Helium?
Watzer: I mean all the time.
Amaroq: How can i bathe in all the time?
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Amaroq: you mean like Helium?
Watzer: I mean all the time.
Amaroq: How can i bathe in all the time?
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Prodilia: Why don´t you tell me a story?
Watzer: Once upon a time there was a person named Prodilia. Prodilia was friends with Watzer and they had many wonderful adventures together. Then they died. The End.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Prodilia: Why should I help?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: I don´t think you are. There is a spider in your hair!
Watzer: I didn't know you could even fit a spider in my hair. There's room in there?
Watzer: Once upon a time there was a person named Prodilia. Prodilia was friends with Watzer and they had many wonderful adventures together. Then they died. The End.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Prodilia: Why should I help?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: I don´t think you are. There is a spider in your hair!
Watzer: I didn't know you could even fit a spider in my hair. There's room in there?
Simulo: I would really like to know more about you. Do you have any hobbies?
Pete Puma: Sure. I like to poke caged zoo animals with sharp sticks when I get some free time.
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
Simulo: You're not the only one who likes to do that, I can tell you. Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Pete Puma: Sure. I like to poke caged zoo animals with sharp sticks when I get some free time.
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
Simulo: You're not the only one who likes to do that, I can tell you. Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
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