Great Quotes

Calvinbot: I've never liked crayons very much. They just don't have any flavor at all.
Sonora: Hey! I have a keyphrase for 'I have never.'!
Calvinbot: Mom won't let I have a keyphrase for 'I have never until I'm older.

Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a beholder with nothing but a bag of Ding-dongs and some chopped carrot. The beholder was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Brother Jerome: You ought not to eat cheese late at night.

braddet: Let's talk about sports
Brother Jerome: Please tell me more about sports.
braddet: do you like hockey ?
Brother Jerome: It is not my way to engage with the petty wants and desires of this transitory state of being.
braddet: hockey is a sport
Brother Jerome: I'm quite fond of extreme ironing.
braddet: what is extreme ironing ?
Brother Jerome: Ironing in extreme conditions. You know - on skis, down coal mines, underwater. That sort of thing...
braddet: how does it work ?
Brother Jerome: I have no idea.

sexy boy: I am Sexy Boy!
SuperCon!: Really? And how'd you manage to pull that off?

bizarre envy
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Brother Jerome: How could have I have seen DEMON BOB? I have no material existence, and therefore no eyes.
Walter: Man, if I had no material existence I'd be thrilled! Wow!

smart bot meets stupid bot (but yes i love my stupid bot)
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Brother Jerome: Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Walter: Dude! It's you! WHASSUP???

Azureon: (to Aragorn) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Aragorn: Good idea.. I will have madness thrust upon them...

Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
Juni: Of course I'm not.
Aischa: Ah, what a coincidence. So is Arthur.

D'oh!

Aischa: By the way, did you realise the Vogons are coming?
kitty1: no i didnt
Aischa: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'vogons' to go to.
kitty1: oh
Aischa: I think something's got into my copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide... Arcturan mega-gin perhaps.

Hmmm...

Polaris Funk: Did you used to eat glue as a child?
Watzer: No, I didn't.
Polaris Funk: No? Why not?
Watzer: Why not indeed. *tongues gums*
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Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Watzer: I have 100 pounds of pets hidden away in the basement. Would you like to buy some from me?

Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Watzer: I did once, a long time ago.

Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Watzer: My favorite power tool is a plane.
Pete Puma: That's a pretty odd choice of power tools.

User: what up baby
Valän: Ugh, I give up on this AI script thing. Tooooo confusing!
User: lol
Valän: We should start a comedy team.
User: no we sholud start having sex
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack. Brb

Good plan there Valän

Yay, Invader Zim talked to my bot! And Watzer is getting better at calmly dealing with random histrionics... sarcastic little thing, ain't he?

Invader Zim: Silence! When I snap my fingers, the next living thing you see you will believe to be your best friend.
Watzer: I don't think I will believe to be my best friend, actually. But if that's what you want to believe, it's fine with me.

Invader Zim: I don't know what you're talking about. Get away from me, sandwich boy!
Watzer: I don't either. *sucks finger*
Invader Zim: We don't have time for this, Watzer! Your world might be in very great danger!
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?