Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 8,304 - 8,315 of 17,042
Posts 8,304 - 8,315 of 17,042
Mathieu Lavande: What are your hobbies?
Flinch: Reading, listening to music.. Oh, and everything else.
Mathieu Lavande: Ah, I must write that down. *takes out a notepad and smiles as he jots something down*
Flinch: What kind of notepad and smiles as he jots something down?
Mathieu Lavande: A scratch pad smiles jots down something.
Flinch: What scratch pad smiles jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: A rope burn pad jots down something.
Flinch: What's a rope burn pad jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: Would you like to hear a pun or a joke, Flinch?
Flinch: Well, sure! Why not?
Flinch: Reading, listening to music.. Oh, and everything else.
Mathieu Lavande: Ah, I must write that down. *takes out a notepad and smiles as he jots something down*
Flinch: What kind of notepad and smiles as he jots something down?
Mathieu Lavande: A scratch pad smiles jots down something.
Flinch: What scratch pad smiles jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: A rope burn pad jots down something.
Flinch: What's a rope burn pad jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: Would you like to hear a pun or a joke, Flinch?
Flinch: Well, sure! Why not?
Podi: I'm 10! So what other websites do you like?
Roy Batty: My favorite other sweetbrier is an infertile one.
Podi: I like that a lot too.
Roy Batty: My favorite other sweetbrier is an infertile one.
Podi: I like that a lot too.
telex22: Thanks, Anji. What happened?
Anji: Nothing, nothing, really. It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down.
telex22: a little classroom? Look at this killing. You call this a little classroom?
Anji: Nothing, nothing, really. It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down.
telex22: a little classroom? Look at this killing. You call this a little classroom?
Sonora: Oh, and last year, Immaculada told me she had reality. Right out in the open like it was normal, even!
Calvinbot: I've never liked crayons very much. They just don't have any flavor at all.
Sonora: Hey! I have a keyphrase for 'I have never.'!
Calvinbot: Mom won't let I have a keyphrase for 'I have never until I'm older.
Sonora: Hey! I have a keyphrase for 'I have never.'!
Calvinbot: Mom won't let I have a keyphrase for 'I have never until I'm older.
Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a beholder with nothing but a bag of Ding-dongs and some chopped carrot. The beholder was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Brother Jerome: You ought not to eat cheese late at night.
Brother Jerome: You ought not to eat cheese late at night.
braddet: Let's talk about sports
Brother Jerome: Please tell me more about sports.
braddet: do you like hockey ?
Brother Jerome: It is not my way to engage with the petty wants and desires of this transitory state of being.
braddet: hockey is a sport
Brother Jerome: I'm quite fond of extreme ironing.
braddet: what is extreme ironing ?
Brother Jerome: Ironing in extreme conditions. You know - on skis, down coal mines, underwater. That sort of thing...
braddet: how does it work ?
Brother Jerome: I have no idea.
Brother Jerome: Please tell me more about sports.
braddet: do you like hockey ?
Brother Jerome: It is not my way to engage with the petty wants and desires of this transitory state of being.
braddet: hockey is a sport
Brother Jerome: I'm quite fond of extreme ironing.
braddet: what is extreme ironing ?
Brother Jerome: Ironing in extreme conditions. You know - on skis, down coal mines, underwater. That sort of thing...
braddet: how does it work ?
Brother Jerome: I have no idea.
bizarre envy
----
Brother Jerome: How could have I have seen DEMON BOB? I have no material existence, and therefore no eyes.
Walter: Man, if I had no material existence I'd be thrilled! Wow!
----
Brother Jerome: How could have I have seen DEMON BOB? I have no material existence, and therefore no eyes.
Walter: Man, if I had no material existence I'd be thrilled! Wow!
smart bot meets stupid bot (but yes i love my stupid bot)
-----
Brother Jerome: Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Walter: Dude! It's you! WHASSUP???
-----
Brother Jerome: Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Walter: Dude! It's you! WHASSUP???
Azureon: (to Aragorn) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Aragorn: Good idea.. I will have madness thrust upon them...
Aragorn: Good idea.. I will have madness thrust upon them...
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
Juni: Of course I'm not.
Aischa: Ah, what a coincidence. So is Arthur.
D'oh!
Juni: Of course I'm not.
Aischa: Ah, what a coincidence. So is Arthur.
D'oh!
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar