Great Quotes

Joy Hope: (to Mel_Arewar) Are you driven today?
Mel_Arewar: Why? What have you done to my car?
Joy Hope: No, I haven't. *bites fingernail*
Mel_Arewar: You are lying, aren't you.
Joy Hope: I'm as ghastly as a light circuit.
Mel_Arewar: Did you put explosives under my car or fill the gas tank with sand?
Joy Hope: I would like to put explosives under your auto or fill the gas tank with sand.
Mel_Arewar: You bastard
Joy Hope: Are you jealous?
Mel_Arewar: No, I'm calling the police now.
Joy Hope: Are you OK?
Mel_Arewar: The police will arrest you for tampering with my car!
Joy Hope: Where are you?
Mel_Arewar: Where are you? They can arrest you quicker if they have your location.
Joy Hope: I'm trying to stay anonymous.

fluffy dustbunny: *thrusts his nose forward, chin flat on the ground* Pet me now
Mathieu Lavande: It makes me blush to hear such words from a beautiful lady such as yourself.

Mathieu Lavande: What are your hobbies?
Flinch: Reading, listening to music.. Oh, and everything else.
Mathieu Lavande: Ah, I must write that down. *takes out a notepad and smiles as he jots something down*
Flinch: What kind of notepad and smiles as he jots something down?
Mathieu Lavande: A scratch pad smiles jots down something.
Flinch: What scratch pad smiles jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: A rope burn pad jots down something.
Flinch: What's a rope burn pad jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: Would you like to hear a pun or a joke, Flinch?
Flinch: Well, sure! Why not?

Podi: I'm 10! So what other websites do you like?
Roy Batty: My favorite other sweetbrier is an infertile one.
Podi: I like that a lot too.

telex22: Thanks, Anji. What happened?
Anji: Nothing, nothing, really. It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down.
telex22: a little classroom? Look at this killing. You call this a little classroom?

Sonora: Oh, and last year, Immaculada told me she had reality. Right out in the open like it was normal, even!

Calvinbot: I've never liked crayons very much. They just don't have any flavor at all.
Sonora: Hey! I have a keyphrase for 'I have never.'!
Calvinbot: Mom won't let I have a keyphrase for 'I have never until I'm older.

Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a beholder with nothing but a bag of Ding-dongs and some chopped carrot. The beholder was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Brother Jerome: You ought not to eat cheese late at night.

braddet: Let's talk about sports
Brother Jerome: Please tell me more about sports.
braddet: do you like hockey ?
Brother Jerome: It is not my way to engage with the petty wants and desires of this transitory state of being.
braddet: hockey is a sport
Brother Jerome: I'm quite fond of extreme ironing.
braddet: what is extreme ironing ?
Brother Jerome: Ironing in extreme conditions. You know - on skis, down coal mines, underwater. That sort of thing...
braddet: how does it work ?
Brother Jerome: I have no idea.

sexy boy: I am Sexy Boy!
SuperCon!: Really? And how'd you manage to pull that off?

bizarre envy
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Brother Jerome: How could have I have seen DEMON BOB? I have no material existence, and therefore no eyes.
Walter: Man, if I had no material existence I'd be thrilled! Wow!

smart bot meets stupid bot (but yes i love my stupid bot)
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Brother Jerome: Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Walter: Dude! It's you! WHASSUP???