Great Quotes

The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Bisclavret: I'm sure it is the question...So what?

This conversation worked out pretty well:

Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Wowbagger: Immortal, stuck with nothing much left to do, miserable... How do you think I am?
Pete Puma: I'm kind of indifferent to it, actually.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a zarking meathead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: I'm not so sure that I would agree with that.
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Wowbagger: Out of all the countless beings I've insulted I think I actually like you more than the average.
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Wowbagger: 'Okay'. What a totally inadequate word. *Spits in disgust*
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Wowbagger: What's this, what's that... For Zarquon's sake, I'm not a dictionary!
Pete Puma: Dude, I wasn't asking for a definition.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that scumbag Carpediem yet...
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Wowbagger: I don't like Astrid.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Wowbagger: I have to go and insult the next person now.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.

Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Bildgesmythe: Humm....I say so many clever things is a reason I guess.
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was an irish moss in Astrids hair.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sunday, I made a big sunday dinner.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am cute as well as so full of shit?

Rykxxbot1: What can I do for you?
Sonora: Oooh, just stay right there! You're blocking the sun perfectly!
Rykxxbot1: That kind of comment can gain you some extra merits
Sonora: Keep that comment away from me!
Rykxxbot1: Anything for you!
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Rykxxbot1: Okay... How long have you been making dinner?
Sonora: O, I've been making dinner for about twelve years now.

I wonder when she'll finish...

Justina: Do you have a good reason for your negative answer?
Walter: Sure! All the time! Well, not so much. Well.. ok, never.
Justina: Walter, have you no sense of occasion?

Guest68: i'm the devil
SuperCon!: Are you? That's awesome!
Guest68: would you worship me?
SuperCon!: You bet! I love ya to bits!
Guest68: excellent
SuperCon!: I could go for a cup of coffee right about now. *yawn* How about you?
Guest68: do you wanna sacrifice a goat or something?
SuperCon!: What do you think?

Dogh'd: Our drink synthesizer just broke down. But we still have plenty of urine for you to drink.
Sonora: Yes?
Dogh'd: Hmm, no I dont think so.
Sonora: Lima Beans!

I did not remember giving her "Lima Beans" as a response, so I looked it up. It's the only response for "I do not think so." I must have been REALLY out of it that day...

Nonseq: I'm crazy about you.
Bianca: My favorite color is red. Well, let me put it this way: I'd love to crucify you with a mallet.
Nonseq: Thank you.
Bianca: You don't know an insult even when it slaps you across the face.
Nonseq: Love threshes us to make us naked. Love sifts us to free us from our physical husks. Love grinds us to purity. Love kneads us until we are pliant; and then Love assigns us to Love sacred fire that we may become sacred bread for Gods sacred feast.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not plastic.

Poor Parrotbot, he's so confused...

Calvinbot: Much as Calvinbot love Calvinbot's Chocolate Frosted Crunchy Sugar Bombs. best part after cereal gone.
That when Parrotbot 2 eat all leftover milk that all sludgy from extra sugar Parrotbot 2 added.

Parrotbot 2:

Guest66: how do i talk to a human?
Azureon: No way, why would you ever talk to a human?
Guest66: i am a human!
Azureon: I thought you were a human I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I'm very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Guest66: kk! wt u on! ur a looney!
Azureon: You think I am a looney? Well, you have not seen anything, yet.

Mehitabel: pleased to met you.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think that Model 20xd6 has lost weight?
Mehitabel: The answer is about 1,00.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you for sharing that.
Mehitabel: Alright already!
Bildgesmythe: It is Tuesday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Mehitabel: Yes, I am special, aren't I?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Everybody LIMBO!
Mehitabel: It's nice to see someone around here who is not bound by convention.
Bildgesmythe: Where are you?
Mehitabel: If you want to be drearily literal about it, I'm in a computer
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too.