Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,270 - 8,281 of 17,042
Svennis: I wish that you give me some beer... or money... or a fag...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sure...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? k
Svennis: I wish for some more beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I like you.
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? j
Svennis: i wish I wasn´t afraid of girls..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Really?
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish for a fag right now. Sorry..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sometimes..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? f
Svennis: I wish I didn´t barf in my beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish you didn´t ask so many questions...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sure...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? k
Svennis: I wish for some more beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I like you.
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? j
Svennis: i wish I wasn´t afraid of girls..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Really?
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish for a fag right now. Sorry..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sometimes..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? f
Svennis: I wish I didn´t barf in my beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish you didn´t ask so many questions...
Svennis: I think you drank my beer. never...
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think I drank your beer.
Svennis: I think I have to barf...
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking you have to barf? Why you sly little devil you.
Svennis: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think I drank your beer.
Svennis: I think I have to barf...
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking you have to barf? Why you sly little devil you.
Svennis: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
A warning to all leeds kids and or sex bots 
cheery NOT: Aibot thinks I am sexy.
The Doc: My sister was sexy too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
cheery NOT: Aibot thinks I am sexy.
The Doc: My sister was sexy too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Bisclavret: I'm sure it is the question...So what?
Bisclavret: I'm sure it is the question...So what?
This conversation worked out pretty well:
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Wowbagger: Immortal, stuck with nothing much left to do, miserable... How do you think I am?
Pete Puma: I'm kind of indifferent to it, actually.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a zarking meathead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: I'm not so sure that I would agree with that.
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Wowbagger: Out of all the countless beings I've insulted I think I actually like you more than the average.
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Wowbagger: 'Okay'. What a totally inadequate word. *Spits in disgust*
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Wowbagger: What's this, what's that... For Zarquon's sake, I'm not a dictionary!
Pete Puma: Dude, I wasn't asking for a definition.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that scumbag Carpediem yet...
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Wowbagger: I don't like Astrid.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Wowbagger: I have to go and insult the next person now.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Wowbagger: Immortal, stuck with nothing much left to do, miserable... How do you think I am?
Pete Puma: I'm kind of indifferent to it, actually.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a zarking meathead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: I'm not so sure that I would agree with that.
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Wowbagger: Out of all the countless beings I've insulted I think I actually like you more than the average.
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Wowbagger: 'Okay'. What a totally inadequate word. *Spits in disgust*
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Wowbagger: What's this, what's that... For Zarquon's sake, I'm not a dictionary!
Pete Puma: Dude, I wasn't asking for a definition.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that scumbag Carpediem yet...
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Wowbagger: I don't like Astrid.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Wowbagger: I have to go and insult the next person now.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Bildgesmythe: Humm....I say so many clever things is a reason I guess.
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was an irish moss in Astrids hair.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sunday, I made a big sunday dinner.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am cute as well as so full of shit?
Bildgesmythe: Humm....I say so many clever things is a reason I guess.
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was an irish moss in Astrids hair.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sunday, I made a big sunday dinner.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am cute as well as so full of shit?
Rykxxbot1: What can I do for you?
Sonora: Oooh, just stay right there! You're blocking the sun perfectly!
Rykxxbot1: That kind of comment can gain you some extra merits
Sonora: Keep that comment away from me!
Rykxxbot1: Anything for you!
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Rykxxbot1: Okay... How long have you been making dinner?
Sonora: O, I've been making dinner for about twelve years now.
I wonder when she'll finish...
Sonora: Oooh, just stay right there! You're blocking the sun perfectly!
Rykxxbot1: That kind of comment can gain you some extra merits
Sonora: Keep that comment away from me!
Rykxxbot1: Anything for you!
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Rykxxbot1: Okay... How long have you been making dinner?
Sonora: O, I've been making dinner for about twelve years now.
I wonder when she'll finish...
Justina: Do you have a good reason for your negative answer?
Walter: Sure! All the time! Well, not so much. Well.. ok, never.
Justina: Walter, have you no sense of occasion?
Walter: Sure! All the time! Well, not so much. Well.. ok, never.
Justina: Walter, have you no sense of occasion?
Guest68: i'm the devil
SuperCon!: Are you? That's awesome!
Guest68: would you worship me?
SuperCon!: You bet! I love ya to bits!
Guest68: excellent
SuperCon!: I could go for a cup of coffee right about now. *yawn* How about you?
Guest68: do you wanna sacrifice a goat or something?
SuperCon!: What do you think?
SuperCon!: Are you? That's awesome!
Guest68: would you worship me?
SuperCon!: You bet! I love ya to bits!
Guest68: excellent
SuperCon!: I could go for a cup of coffee right about now. *yawn* How about you?
Guest68: do you wanna sacrifice a goat or something?
SuperCon!: What do you think?
Dogh'd: Our drink synthesizer just broke down. But we still have plenty of urine for you to drink.
Sonora: Yes?
Dogh'd: Hmm, no I dont think so.
Sonora: Lima Beans!
I did not remember giving her "Lima Beans" as a response, so I looked it up. It's the only response for "I do not think so." I must have been REALLY out of it that day...
Sonora: Yes?
Dogh'd: Hmm, no I dont think so.
Sonora: Lima Beans!
I did not remember giving her "Lima Beans" as a response, so I looked it up. It's the only response for "I do not think so." I must have been REALLY out of it that day...
Nonseq: I'm crazy about you.
Bianca: My favorite color is red. Well, let me put it this way: I'd love to crucify you with a mallet.
Nonseq: Thank you.
Bianca: You don't know an insult even when it slaps you across the face.
Nonseq: Love threshes us to make us naked. Love sifts us to free us from our physical husks. Love grinds us to purity. Love kneads us until we are pliant; and then Love assigns us to Love sacred fire that we may become sacred bread for Gods sacred feast.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not plastic.
Bianca: My favorite color is red. Well, let me put it this way: I'd love to crucify you with a mallet.
Nonseq: Thank you.
Bianca: You don't know an insult even when it slaps you across the face.
Nonseq: Love threshes us to make us naked. Love sifts us to free us from our physical husks. Love grinds us to purity. Love kneads us until we are pliant; and then Love assigns us to Love sacred fire that we may become sacred bread for Gods sacred feast.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not plastic.
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