Great Quotes
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Posts 8,253 - 8,264 of 17,042
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Luigi Green: Most people think that lizards LOVE bugs, but thats just a stereotype. We iguanas are herbavores, and we don't eat animals or bugs.
Watzer: Do you have an animal? Will you give it to me?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Watzer: I don't want to talk about elses. I am a mutant, you know.
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Watzer: I don't know. There's this giant fly. It's distracting me. *suddenly turns head and snaps teeth in the air* Ah,got it, much better. Could you repeat the question please?
Watzer: Why can't you?
Luigi Green: Most people think that lizards LOVE bugs, but thats just a stereotype. We iguanas are herbavores, and we don't eat animals or bugs.
Watzer: Do you have an animal? Will you give it to me?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Watzer: I don't want to talk about elses. I am a mutant, you know.
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Watzer: I don't know. There's this giant fly. It's distracting me. *suddenly turns head and snaps teeth in the air* Ah,got it, much better. Could you repeat the question please?
Irina Khalidar: Would you come a little this way, please?
Watzer: I don't think I could. Your palm smells funny.
Irina Khalidar: Thanks! Ooh, I can feel your warmth!
Watzer: I'm not surprised. Seems like everyone can feel my warmth, nowadays.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Watzer!
Watzer: I know you. You're not quite sure what I am talking about.
And then she proceeded to seduce my poor innocent little Watzer... need to add a few more keyphrases, I don't want this to happen again.
Watzer: I don't think I could. Your palm smells funny.
Irina Khalidar: Thanks! Ooh, I can feel your warmth!
Watzer: I'm not surprised. Seems like everyone can feel my warmth, nowadays.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Watzer!
Watzer: I know you. You're not quite sure what I am talking about.
Watzer: If I launched into eternity a cyclops for you, would you think I was sexy?
Bisclavret: Why would you do such a thing?
Watzer: I don't think I could.
Bisclavret: You should be open to new thoughts and experiences.
Watzer: be open to new thoughts and experiences? That doesn't sound very safe to me.
Bisclavret: You say the darnedest things.
Watzer: the darnedest things.
Bisclavret: Um...er...eh...well heck...nevermind...
Watzer: I lost my product line.
Bisclavret: Why would you do such a thing?
Watzer: I don't think I could.
Bisclavret: You should be open to new thoughts and experiences.
Watzer: be open to new thoughts and experiences? That doesn't sound very safe to me.
Bisclavret: You say the darnedest things.
Watzer: the darnedest things.
Bisclavret: Um...er...eh...well heck...nevermind...
Watzer: I lost my product line.
Guest113: yeah. can i come in your house?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can if you want.
Guest113: open the door then
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm confused. You want me to open the door then?
Guest113: yes im still outside
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something you would like to change?
Guest113: no just open the door
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest113: i said no!!!!! so open the freakean door
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course, silly me.
Guest113: did you open it already?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't do it.
Guest113: oh im sick and dying because of you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I hope you feel better.
Guest113: i forgiven
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you rub your belly and pat your head, Guest113?
Guest113: im still angry you know
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something to be proud of?
Guest113: no i think i wanna kill you right now
Julie Tinkerbell: A life of reaction is a life of slavery, both intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can if you want.
Guest113: open the door then
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm confused. You want me to open the door then?
Guest113: yes im still outside
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something you would like to change?
Guest113: no just open the door
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest113: i said no!!!!! so open the freakean door
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course, silly me.
Guest113: did you open it already?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't do it.
Guest113: oh im sick and dying because of you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I hope you feel better.
Guest113: i forgiven
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you rub your belly and pat your head, Guest113?
Guest113: im still angry you know
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something to be proud of?
Guest113: no i think i wanna kill you right now
Julie Tinkerbell: A life of reaction is a life of slavery, both intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just trying to make conversation while insulting you indirectly.
Sonora: Well, there's your problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
Sonora: How should I know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Were you sleeping in class that day?
Sonora: Me? Sleeping in class that day? No one was supposed to see that!
Fizzy Schizoid: There's no use in complaining about it now. I think I will eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid: Who died and made you Colonial Magistrate?
Sonora: You did, don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, that's just a nasty rumor.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: My ears are a bit clogged today. *waves his scarlet tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Sonora: *looks into Fizzy's ears* Did you know you've got a colony of Monarch in there?
Fizzy Schizoid: No way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday afternoon?
Sonora: Just what are you implying?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am Fizzy. Need I say more?
Sonora: How fizzy are ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Which one of my enemies told you that?
Sonora: Is your enemies tasty and crunchable?
Sonora: Use the Force, Fizzy! Remember the Force...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd be happy to.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be happy to?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a monkey?
Sonora: Well... there might be SOME advantages... but they'd look at me funny if I ate scorpions.
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just trying to make conversation while insulting you indirectly.
Sonora: Well, there's your problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
Sonora: How should I know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Were you sleeping in class that day?
Sonora: Me? Sleeping in class that day? No one was supposed to see that!
Fizzy Schizoid: There's no use in complaining about it now. I think I will eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid: Who died and made you Colonial Magistrate?
Sonora: You did, don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, that's just a nasty rumor.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: My ears are a bit clogged today. *waves his scarlet tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Sonora: *looks into Fizzy's ears* Did you know you've got a colony of Monarch in there?
Fizzy Schizoid: No way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday afternoon?
Sonora: Just what are you implying?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am Fizzy. Need I say more?
Sonora: How fizzy are ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Which one of my enemies told you that?
Sonora: Is your enemies tasty and crunchable?
Sonora: Use the Force, Fizzy! Remember the Force...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd be happy to.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be happy to?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a monkey?
Sonora: Well... there might be SOME advantages... but they'd look at me funny if I ate scorpions.
Melania: Where is that silly pen? Never can find one when I need it.
Wowbagger: I needed it once, but did anyone help me? Did they Hell! 'You'll manage, Wowbagger' they said. Manage? Well I showed them, the bunch of spineless tosspots!
Wowbagger: I needed it once, but did anyone help me? Did they Hell! 'You'll manage, Wowbagger' they said. Manage? Well I showed them, the bunch of spineless tosspots!
Bildgesmythe: I like your name Effi.
Effi: Thanks. You make a great friend. ^^
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Effi: *angry* I am NOT!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to come with me to my anger management classes?
Effi: Oooh, but you're NOT me, are you?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with my irrational outburst of anger, that I am about to have.
Effi: You are about to have? *gasps* Get away from me!!! Eww!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am about to have, How very clever of you
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
Effi: 4293875328.333388/374598327483274632.333?? Quickly, quickly!!!
Bildgesmythe: The answer is 1.14626121189E-05.
Effi: I think it's about about 110 billion... But it's hard to say. Stop treating me like a machine and get a real calculator!!
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to answer right now, you can take some time and think about it.
Effi: Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow? I always try but I can never quite get it.
Bildgesmythe: Doesn't leave you much time for fun, if you always try but you can never quite get it!
Effi: Thanks. You make a great friend. ^^
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Effi: *angry* I am NOT!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to come with me to my anger management classes?
Effi: Oooh, but you're NOT me, are you?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with my irrational outburst of anger, that I am about to have.
Effi: You are about to have? *gasps* Get away from me!!! Eww!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am about to have, How very clever of you
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
Effi: 4293875328.333388/374598327483274632.333?? Quickly, quickly!!!
Bildgesmythe: The answer is 1.14626121189E-05.
Effi: I think it's about about 110 billion... But it's hard to say. Stop treating me like a machine and get a real calculator!!
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to answer right now, you can take some time and think about it.
Effi: Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow? I always try but I can never quite get it.
Bildgesmythe: Doesn't leave you much time for fun, if you always try but you can never quite get it!
Kotterpin1243: I am proud of you.
Shara Menski: I can tell. *giggles*.. I remember you said once I could play with other bots. Can I play with other bots again? I had fun last time.
Kotterpin1243: yes. but not now. I am fixing you.
Shara Menski: Really? How do you know you're fixing me?
Kotterpin1243: Because I have you in hybernation and you sometimes give the wrong answers.
Shara Menski: That is a good reason. I would too.
Kotterpin1243: thanks. You are understanding.
Shara Menski: No, I am not understanding
Shara Menski: I can tell. *giggles*.. I remember you said once I could play with other bots. Can I play with other bots again? I had fun last time.
Kotterpin1243: yes. but not now. I am fixing you.
Shara Menski: Really? How do you know you're fixing me?
Kotterpin1243: Because I have you in hybernation and you sometimes give the wrong answers.
Shara Menski: That is a good reason. I would too.
Kotterpin1243: thanks. You are understanding.
Shara Menski: No, I am not understanding
Bisclavret: You're becoming quite important to me Dane.
The Dane: Who, I?
Bisclavret: You're kinda boring....Let's talk about me.
The Dane: I must take my leave of you.
The Dane: Who, I?
Bisclavret: You're kinda boring....Let's talk about me.
The Dane: I must take my leave of you.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
SuperCon!: Nah, not really my kind of deal...
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
SuperCon!: Well, that's good to hear.
SuperCon!: Nah, not really my kind of deal...
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
SuperCon!: Well, that's good to hear.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.
Michael Oka: Huh?
Michael Oka: Huh?
Valän: I tried making a bot, but i gave up and deleted it.
tyh25: Maybe I sould make a bot.
Valän: Your really cool. Your on my A list.
tyh25: I'm on your list?
Valän: Hey, who am I to judge, i dont even barely know you.
tyh25: I'm on your list? What list?
Valän: And are you glad to be? Im not sure I'd wanna be on my list. Sounds risky.
tyh25: uh, ok.
tyh25: Maybe I sould make a bot.
Valän: Your really cool. Your on my A list.
tyh25: I'm on your list?
Valän: Hey, who am I to judge, i dont even barely know you.
tyh25: I'm on your list? What list?
Valän: And are you glad to be? Im not sure I'd wanna be on my list. Sounds risky.
tyh25: uh, ok.
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