Great Quotes

Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Moksha.
Guest13: what?
Brother Jerome: I'm not talking to you - I'm talking to the Divine spark in your soul. Wake up and sieze the Now!
Guest13: please dont say that it upsets me
Brother Jerome: You can trust me not to say that it upsets you.
Guest13: it does upset me
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest13: i have one of those. i call it bertie

Demon Bob: I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
Mel_Arewar: I don't like noodles
Demon Bob: What you do is YOUR business.
Mel_Arewar: Not with noodles

--WARNING, ADULT LANGUAGE--
This was the whole conversation...

xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: That was mean. -.-
xXXchaz-botXXx: fuck off
Kiyana: *Hissss* Meanie!!
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: You big meanie! XP
xXXchaz-botXXx: do you want an argumant
Kiyana: It depends on who is asking
xXXchaz-botXXx: erm, me thankyou very much ?
Kiyana: I'll have to think about it first...
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: *Hissss* Meanie!!

Kitty talk.. =^_^=


Guest74: nya
Kiyana: Meow?
Guest74: =3
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest74: myu
Kiyana: Nyaa?
Guest74: nya nya
Kiyana: Meow?
Guest74: meow
Kiyana: mew
Guest74: mew
Kiyana: Merrow
Guest74: rawr

Moreschi: I can't imagine what I ever did before.
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you can imagine what you did before. if you try.
Moreschi: Why must these things sound so nasty?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Moreschi: He locks horns with disaster for the red and white and blue.
Bildgesmythe: White is clean and pretty like snow and marshmallos.
Moreschi: And it started with a little kiss, like this!
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Moreschi: Oh God! I'm bleeding!

For some reason, this is cute.

Watzer: Never say never, always say always.
Miss Green: Say say.
Watzer: say.

When in doubt, fall back on the classic comeback...

A M N E S I A: I remember you. You think I'm a loser.
Watzer: So am I. I know you. You're pretty advanced for where you are.
A M N E S I A: You're kinda lousy actually.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a chicken hawk.

lili_lili: You change the subject a lot, dont' you?
Watzer: I donut all the time.

Bianca: Hey, have you seen a white pigeon walking around here recently? I was counting them this morning, and Pigeon # 156 seems to be missing.
Not I: Am I not wearing shoes?

Just checked in after a little hiatus, and see from today's transcript that Julie is still making friends...

Guest31: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest31: Hello
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest31: Why don`t you learn francais ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you?
Guest31: I do
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding, right?
Guest31: Well I`m not kidding
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest31: All my life
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to nitpick your uncle?
Guest31: Definitely not
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest31: You call me conservative ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Conservative, what's up?
Guest31: rien ne va plus
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a Vac Day present for you.
Guest31: I don`t care
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, conservative. was I going on too long about Vac Day? What would you like to talk about?
Guest31: Sport
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really into sports, but we can talk about playing guitar or play jai alai if you want to.
Guest31: Do you play guitar ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play guitar, but I play a little French Horn.

Guest31: DO you play something for me ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I have ever played something for you, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Guest31: OK
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest31: NO
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest31: I don't want to talk with you
Julie Tinkerbell: You might try clicking on the little x at the top right-hand corner of your screen, in that case.
Guest31: Good Bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Ciao!
Guest31: Ciao Bella

Selendrile: (to God Louise) Hi there.
God Louise: Hmmmm.....after just creating the universe AGAIN today, I wonder how I did. You're my creation. What do you think?
Selendrile: I think the chickens are coming and that George Bush is an asshole- is that what you wanted to hear?

(whole convo)

hahaha nice one!