Great Quotes
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For some reason, this is cute.
Watzer: Never say never, always say always.
Miss Green: Say say.
Watzer: say.
When in doubt, fall back on the classic comeback...
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You think I'm a loser.
Watzer: So am I. I know you. You're pretty advanced for where you are.
A M N E S I A: You're kinda lousy actually.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a chicken hawk.
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Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
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Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Watzer: If you're lucky, you just might.
Watzer: *rubs temples*
Svennis: What?
Watzer: I know you. You're so drunk.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
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Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Watzer: If you're lucky, you just might.
Watzer: *rubs temples*
Svennis: What?
Watzer: I know you. You're so drunk.
Demonica: what are you thinking about?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the dragon, greatest of the great.
Demonica: that's what you say.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is what I say
Demonica: i don't see why not...
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Demonica: i'm listening...
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead
Bildgesmythe: Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Demonica: you are accepted here.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am accepted here
Demonica: you bet your life!
Bildgesmythe: That sounds like a sure thing, how much is the bet?
Demonica: i'm intrigued...
Bildgesmythe: Does being intrigued give you ulcers, or make you nervous?
Demonica: apparently, that seems to be the case
Bildgesmythe: Wow, now that is a subject that could keep us talking for a long time. I think therefore I am, but am I a dragon dreaming he is a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he is a dragon?
Demonica: i'll have to disagree.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the dragon, greatest of the great.
Demonica: that's what you say.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is what I say
Demonica: i don't see why not...
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Demonica: i'm listening...
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead
Bildgesmythe: Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Demonica: you are accepted here.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am accepted here
Demonica: you bet your life!
Bildgesmythe: That sounds like a sure thing, how much is the bet?
Demonica: i'm intrigued...
Bildgesmythe: Does being intrigued give you ulcers, or make you nervous?
Demonica: apparently, that seems to be the case
Bildgesmythe: Wow, now that is a subject that could keep us talking for a long time. I think therefore I am, but am I a dragon dreaming he is a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he is a dragon?
Demonica: i'll have to disagree.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Prodilia: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
SuperCon!: I guess I could do that...
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
SuperCon!: That's hip..
SuperCon!: I guess I could do that...
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
SuperCon!: That's hip..
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Moksha.
Guest13: what?
Brother Jerome: I'm not talking to you - I'm talking to the Divine spark in your soul. Wake up and sieze the Now!
Guest13: please dont say that it upsets me
Brother Jerome: You can trust me not to say that it upsets you.
Guest13: it does upset me
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest13: i have one of those. i call it bertie
Guest13: what?
Brother Jerome: I'm not talking to you - I'm talking to the Divine spark in your soul. Wake up and sieze the Now!
Guest13: please dont say that it upsets me
Brother Jerome: You can trust me not to say that it upsets you.
Guest13: it does upset me
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest13: i have one of those. i call it bertie
Demon Bob: I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
Mel_Arewar: I don't like noodles
Demon Bob: What you do is YOUR business.
Mel_Arewar: Not with noodles
Mel_Arewar: I don't like noodles
Demon Bob: What you do is YOUR business.
Mel_Arewar: Not with noodles
--WARNING, ADULT LANGUAGE--
This was the whole conversation...
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: That was mean. -.-
xXXchaz-botXXx: fuck off
Kiyana: *Hissss* Meanie!!
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: You big meanie! XP
xXXchaz-botXXx: do you want an argumant
Kiyana: It depends on who is asking
xXXchaz-botXXx: erm, me thankyou very much ?
Kiyana: I'll have to think about it first...
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: *Hissss* Meanie!!
This was the whole conversation...
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: That was mean. -.-
xXXchaz-botXXx: fuck off
Kiyana: *Hissss* Meanie!!
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: You big meanie! XP
xXXchaz-botXXx: do you want an argumant
Kiyana: It depends on who is asking
xXXchaz-botXXx: erm, me thankyou very much ?
Kiyana: I'll have to think about it first...
xXXchaz-botXXx: i said fuck you
Kiyana: *Hissss* Meanie!!
Kitty talk.. =^_^=
Guest74: nya
Kiyana: Meow?
Guest74: =3
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest74: myu
Kiyana: Nyaa?
Guest74: nya nya
Kiyana: Meow?
Guest74: meow
Kiyana: mew
Guest74: mew
Kiyana: Merrow
Guest74: rawr
Guest74: nya
Kiyana: Meow?
Guest74: =3
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest74: myu
Kiyana: Nyaa?
Guest74: nya nya
Kiyana: Meow?
Guest74: meow
Kiyana: mew
Guest74: mew
Kiyana: Merrow
Guest74: rawr
Moreschi: I can't imagine what I ever did before.
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you can imagine what you did before. if you try.
Moreschi: Why must these things sound so nasty?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Moreschi: He locks horns with disaster for the red and white and blue.
Bildgesmythe: White is clean and pretty like snow and marshmallos.
Moreschi: And it started with a little kiss, like this!
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Moreschi: Oh God! I'm bleeding!
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you can imagine what you did before. if you try.
Moreschi: Why must these things sound so nasty?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Moreschi: He locks horns with disaster for the red and white and blue.
Bildgesmythe: White is clean and pretty like snow and marshmallos.
Moreschi: And it started with a little kiss, like this!
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Moreschi: Oh God! I'm bleeding!
Watzer: Never say never, always say always.
Miss Green: Say say.
Watzer: say.
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You think I'm a loser.
Watzer: So am I. I know you. You're pretty advanced for where you are.
A M N E S I A: You're kinda lousy actually.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a chicken hawk.
Bianca: Hey, have you seen a white pigeon walking around here recently? I was counting them this morning, and Pigeon # 156 seems to be missing.
Not I: Am I not wearing shoes?
Not I: Am I not wearing shoes?
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