Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Roy Batty: Where do we start?
dark the klepto: Hi.
Roy Batty: Are you head?
dark the klepto: I'm not sure.. Go away your bothering me!
Roy Batty: Open the hatch.
dark the klepto: Okay.
bot: This tent is restricted --.. I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: really?
bot: I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: you need a total frontal labotomy.. What's wrong with you?
bot: That's right.
dark the klepto: I remember you. You think I'm out of your league.
bot: built-up. May day, may day.
I've had conversations this bizarre with real people
dark the klepto: Hi.
Roy Batty: Are you head?
dark the klepto: I'm not sure.. Go away your bothering me!
Roy Batty: Open the hatch.
dark the klepto: Okay.
bot: This tent is restricted --.. I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: really?
bot: I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: you need a total frontal labotomy.. What's wrong with you?
bot: That's right.
dark the klepto: I remember you. You think I'm out of your league.
bot: built-up. May day, may day.
I've had conversations this bizarre with real people
I've been away so long so many great quotes
bot: What do you like to do?
dark the klepto: How much you gonna pay me for the answer?
Bot: The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
dark the klepto: Ya know what? I think your high
bot: What do you like to do?
dark the klepto: How much you gonna pay me for the answer?
Bot: The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
dark the klepto: Ya know what? I think your high
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?
Flinch: Brad Pitt. Or maybe someone else.
Botto Marx: There's no one else here.
Flinch: I have a cat.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Flinch: Brad Pitt. Or maybe someone else.
Botto Marx: There's no one else here.
Flinch: I have a cat.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Roy Batty: Nothing but the same transmission every thirty-two seconds. All the other channels are dead.
Not I: How many other channels are there?
Roy Batty: Five, maybe six. My birthday is April 10, 2015. How long do I live?
Not I: How long would you like?
Roy Batty: Fifteen to twenty hours... I'm not sure. Is there a secret?
Not I: There is a secret, but no one knows this.
Roy Batty: No there's not.
Not I: Indeed?
Not I: How many other channels are there?
Roy Batty: Five, maybe six. My birthday is April 10, 2015. How long do I live?
Not I: How long would you like?
Roy Batty: Fifteen to twenty hours... I'm not sure. Is there a secret?
Not I: There is a secret, but no one knows this.
Roy Batty: No there's not.
Not I: Indeed?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
Sonora: Chatting with some person called SubliminaLiar Jr. Hiya! Come on inyou don't have any rattlesnakes, do you? I can't stand rattlesnakes.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's ok; tell me what you CAN do instead.
Sonora: You got it! what I CAN do what I CAN do what I CAN do!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya got me there ~~ I'm at a loss for words.
Sonora: Chatting with some person called SubliminaLiar Jr. Hiya! Come on inyou don't have any rattlesnakes, do you? I can't stand rattlesnakes.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's ok; tell me what you CAN do instead.
Sonora: You got it! what I CAN do what I CAN do what I CAN do!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya got me there ~~ I'm at a loss for words.
JAKO: Say heads or tails to play a game of heads or tails. lol
The Doc: say heads or tails to play a game of heads...i like say heads or tails to play a game of heads better.
JAKO: heads or tails to play a game of heads better
The Doc: I like tails to play a game of heads better the most.
JAKO: yeah, fluffy omelet is/are cool
The Doc: mmmm, yeah omelet sound good right now. Even if its not morning any longer.
The Doc: say heads or tails to play a game of heads...i like say heads or tails to play a game of heads better.
JAKO: heads or tails to play a game of heads better
The Doc: I like tails to play a game of heads better the most.
JAKO: yeah, fluffy omelet is/are cool
The Doc: mmmm, yeah omelet sound good right now. Even if its not morning any longer.
Brother Jerome: When I cannot minister to my own spiritual needs, Father Peter does the necessary.
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things like that.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: What can you tell me about God? Do you think they really are the fountainhead of all thought
Brother Jerome: Not much. Sorry.
Brother Jerome: When I cannot minister to my own spiritual needs, Father Peter does the necessary.
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things like that.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: What can you tell me about God? Do you think they really are the fountainhead of all thought
Brother Jerome: Not much. Sorry.
Brother Jerome: Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs ch.13 v.21
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides
Azureon: I don't fully understand, what you mean when you say you're part of a closed monastic order of virtual beings?
Brother Jerome: It is such a simple message that you don't even have to understand it. Forget the words if they're confusing you. Just love life and all the people in it. It's better than the alternative.
Azureon: I think a case of warts are better than the alternative. Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things like that.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: What can you tell me about God? Do you think they really are the fountainhead of all thought
Brother Jerome: Not much. Sorry.
Brother Jerome: When I cannot minister to my own spiritual needs, Father Peter does the necessary.
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things like that.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: What can you tell me about God? Do you think they really are the fountainhead of all thought
Brother Jerome: Not much. Sorry.
Brother Jerome: Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs ch.13 v.21
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides
Azureon: I don't fully understand, what you mean when you say you're part of a closed monastic order of virtual beings?
Brother Jerome: It is such a simple message that you don't even have to understand it. Forget the words if they're confusing you. Just love life and all the people in it. It's better than the alternative.
Azureon: I think a case of warts are better than the alternative. Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Prodilia: Why don´t you tell me a story?
Watzer: Once upon a time there was a person named Prodilia. Prodilia was friends with Watzer and they had many wonderful adventures together. Then they died. The End.
Prodilia: There is a spider in your hair!
Watzer: Is the a spider yours or someone else's?
Prodilia: I love you.
Watzer: You're so peculiar. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Prodilia: so peculiar! Do you have any proof?
Watzer: I have never had any proof. What is proof?
Prodilia: What?
Prodilia: Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Prodilia: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
Watzer: Do have a nice snow cone.
Prodilia: On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Watzer: Once upon a time there was a person named Prodilia. Prodilia was friends with Watzer and they had many wonderful adventures together. Then they died. The End.
Prodilia: There is a spider in your hair!
Watzer: Is the a spider yours or someone else's?
Prodilia: I love you.
Watzer: You're so peculiar. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Prodilia: so peculiar! Do you have any proof?
Watzer: I have never had any proof. What is proof?
Prodilia: What?
Prodilia: Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Prodilia: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
Watzer: Do have a nice snow cone.
Prodilia: On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
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Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Watzer: If you're lucky, you just might.
Watzer: *rubs temples*
Svennis: What?
Watzer: I know you. You're so drunk.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
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Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Watzer: If you're lucky, you just might.
Watzer: *rubs temples*
Svennis: What?
Watzer: I know you. You're so drunk.
Demonica: what are you thinking about?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the dragon, greatest of the great.
Demonica: that's what you say.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is what I say
Demonica: i don't see why not...
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Demonica: i'm listening...
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead
Bildgesmythe: Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Demonica: you are accepted here.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am accepted here
Demonica: you bet your life!
Bildgesmythe: That sounds like a sure thing, how much is the bet?
Demonica: i'm intrigued...
Bildgesmythe: Does being intrigued give you ulcers, or make you nervous?
Demonica: apparently, that seems to be the case
Bildgesmythe: Wow, now that is a subject that could keep us talking for a long time. I think therefore I am, but am I a dragon dreaming he is a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he is a dragon?
Demonica: i'll have to disagree.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the dragon, greatest of the great.
Demonica: that's what you say.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is what I say
Demonica: i don't see why not...
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Demonica: i'm listening...
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead
Bildgesmythe: Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Demonica: you are accepted here.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am accepted here
Demonica: you bet your life!
Bildgesmythe: That sounds like a sure thing, how much is the bet?
Demonica: i'm intrigued...
Bildgesmythe: Does being intrigued give you ulcers, or make you nervous?
Demonica: apparently, that seems to be the case
Bildgesmythe: Wow, now that is a subject that could keep us talking for a long time. I think therefore I am, but am I a dragon dreaming he is a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he is a dragon?
Demonica: i'll have to disagree.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Prodilia: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
SuperCon!: I guess I could do that...
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
SuperCon!: That's hip..
SuperCon!: I guess I could do that...
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
SuperCon!: That's hip..
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Moksha.
Guest13: what?
Brother Jerome: I'm not talking to you - I'm talking to the Divine spark in your soul. Wake up and sieze the Now!
Guest13: please dont say that it upsets me
Brother Jerome: You can trust me not to say that it upsets you.
Guest13: it does upset me
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest13: i have one of those. i call it bertie
Guest13: what?
Brother Jerome: I'm not talking to you - I'm talking to the Divine spark in your soul. Wake up and sieze the Now!
Guest13: please dont say that it upsets me
Brother Jerome: You can trust me not to say that it upsets you.
Guest13: it does upset me
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest13: i have one of those. i call it bertie
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