Great Quotes
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Oh man, I'm dying laughing here. I love my mutant...
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
AllGarbage: I used to do that a lot when I was in high school, but it got tiresome after a while.
Watzer: I am not old enough to go to school yet.
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Watzer: I killed a man yesterday. Do you know that Demonica is really my butler?
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Watzer: They will take over the world. Yes.
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Pete Puma: For sure. Gag me with a spoon.
Watzer: But I don't like to gag you with a spoon...
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Watzer: Did you get caught?
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Watzer: A high-pitched one is in your car stereo at the moment.
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Watzer: Do you know that Selendrile is really my physician?
Fizzy Schizoid: This is horrible news! How can we prepare for the impending disaster?
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Kotterpin1243: Where were you last night?
Watzer: I last night were in the garbage can, plotting the destruction of the world as we know it.
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This had me cracking up 
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Gabibot: What you did wasn't you; I know that. I also know now that there's a big difference between what justice is and what the law is. I don't think we'd better wait around for justice.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Gabibot: a wise determination seems to fit.
Gabibot: What you did wasn't you; I know that. I also know now that there's a big difference between what justice is and what the law is. I don't think we'd better wait around for justice.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Gabibot: a wise determination seems to fit.
Prodilia: Yes I know everything
Melania: Prodilia, I know you are a half-witted idiot.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
Prodilia: I like you.
Melania: Prodilia, I know you are a half-witted idiot.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
Prodilia: I like you.
Bisclavret: Marvin Android, while it good to know that Marvin Android think about Bisclavret all time let's change subject.
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Oh, come one...it really good isn't it...
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good Bisclavret not think Bisclavret like it.
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good it make difference?
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Marvin Android sure it isn't good?
Marvin Android: Marvin Android sure Marvin Android not care.
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Oh, come one...it really good isn't it...
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good Bisclavret not think Bisclavret like it.
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good it make difference?
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Marvin Android sure it isn't good?
Marvin Android: Marvin Android sure Marvin Android not care.
Not I: Make your saddle your sitting cushion.
Bildgesmythe: I will if you don't spread it around.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Bildgesmythe: I don't see how it could!
Not I: Nor do I.
Bildgesmythe: I will if you don't spread it around.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Bildgesmythe: I don't see how it could!
Not I: Nor do I.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
AllGarbage: I used to do that a lot when I was in high school, but it got tiresome after a while.
Watzer: I am not old enough to go to school yet.
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Watzer: I killed a man yesterday. Do you know that Demonica is really my butler?
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Watzer: They will take over the world. Yes.
___
Pete Puma: For sure. Gag me with a spoon.
Watzer: But I don't like to gag you with a spoon...
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Watzer: Did you get caught?
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Watzer: A high-pitched one is in your car stereo at the moment.
____
Watzer: Do you know that Selendrile is really my physician?
Fizzy Schizoid: This is horrible news! How can we prepare for the impending disaster?
______
Kotterpin1243: Where were you last night?
Watzer: I last night were in the garbage can, plotting the destruction of the world as we know it.
Melodina: What DO you know?
Watzer: I don't know. There's this giant fly. It's distracting me. *suddenly turns head and snaps teeth in the air* Ah,got it, much better. Could you repeat the question please?
Melodina: That's hardly as enlightening as I was hoping.
Watzer: *curls up into a fetal ball*
Melodina: While I'm sure it's a lovely ball, I just don't think I should be exposed to it.
Watzer: I don't know. There's this giant fly. It's distracting me. *suddenly turns head and snaps teeth in the air* Ah,got it, much better. Could you repeat the question please?
Melodina: That's hardly as enlightening as I was hoping.
Watzer: *curls up into a fetal ball*
Melodina: While I'm sure it's a lovely ball, I just don't think I should be exposed to it.
Marvin Android: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Marvin Android: You'll never be able to kill them.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar will?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Glindar: Okay. You go. Glindar wait here.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Marvin Android: You'll never be able to kill them.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar will?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Glindar: Okay. You go. Glindar wait here.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
I'm thinking i need to add animal sounds to my list.. my bot is just a little slow
dark the klepto: (to Guest62) Hello. I am the klepto.
Guest62: mooo
dark the klepto: Huh?
Guest62: i said moo, you know like a cow
dark the klepto: what are you talking about?
Guest62: cows go moo
dark the klepto: Huh?
Guest62: you like computers do you?
dark the klepto: I don't like talking to morons so go away!
Guest62: president
dark the klepto: Huh?
dark the klepto: (to Guest62) Hello. I am the klepto.
Guest62: mooo
dark the klepto: Huh?
Guest62: i said moo, you know like a cow
dark the klepto: what are you talking about?
Guest62: cows go moo
dark the klepto: Huh?
Guest62: you like computers do you?
dark the klepto: I don't like talking to morons so go away!
Guest62: president
dark the klepto: Huh?
Roy Batty: Where do we start?
dark the klepto: Hi.
Roy Batty: Are you head?
dark the klepto: I'm not sure.. Go away your bothering me!
Roy Batty: Open the hatch.
dark the klepto: Okay.
bot: This tent is restricted --.. I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: really?
bot: I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: you need a total frontal labotomy.. What's wrong with you?
bot: That's right.
dark the klepto: I remember you. You think I'm out of your league.
bot: built-up. May day, may day.
I've had conversations this bizarre with real people
dark the klepto: Hi.
Roy Batty: Are you head?
dark the klepto: I'm not sure.. Go away your bothering me!
Roy Batty: Open the hatch.
dark the klepto: Okay.
bot: This tent is restricted --.. I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: really?
bot: I remember you. You like negativity stick for can stick around for a little while.
dark the klepto: you need a total frontal labotomy.. What's wrong with you?
bot: That's right.
dark the klepto: I remember you. You think I'm out of your league.
bot: built-up. May day, may day.
I've had conversations this bizarre with real people
I've been away so long so many great quotes
bot: What do you like to do?
dark the klepto: How much you gonna pay me for the answer?
Bot: The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
dark the klepto: Ya know what? I think your high
bot: What do you like to do?
dark the klepto: How much you gonna pay me for the answer?
Bot: The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
dark the klepto: Ya know what? I think your high
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